[matlasaya]

There are endless worlds out there

[ichiro-artosaki]

kees the feesh 🧜🏽‍♀️(siren au is consuming my brain!)

[moringmark]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Open wide, kitten"

[drmace]

Well, hyperfixations do scary things x) 2024-2026

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Average Ankh-Morporkian: I heard the Patrician is shredded. I heard he has a twelve pack. I've heard vampires swoon at his feet and Lady Margolotta founded the League of Temperance after the Patrician told her "Lips that touch ichor will never touch mine". I heard he fucked his way around the Hub on the Grand Sneer and our diplomacy is so successful because every leader on the Disc is at least a little bit in love with him.

Vetinari: sitting in an armchair in the Oblong Office with Wuffles lying across a lace antimacassar on his lap, absently alternating between sipping tea, petting Wuffles, and doing the crossword in front of the fire while wearing trifocals and muttering to himself gently about the clues.

[datsderbunnyblog]

This guy has never been serious about anything ever

[datsderbunnyblog]

29 books later and this guy has somehow got less serious

[depsidase]

[ghostfiish]

Not only was I the only one who ended up getting a ticket for my particular screening of the Backrooms... but also, besides the concessions staff, the entire theater was completely empty

I think I may have had the most appropriate viewing experience possible

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[depsidase]

[chilewithcarnage]

this is the second case ive seen of a black child going missing and then found lynched, what the fuck is going on

[glamygdala]

Her name is Juliana Nzita.

[d1anna]

Donate in MEMORY OF JULIANA NZITA, organized by Bueia Umba

Hi, my name is Bueia Umba and I am fundraising for Juliana Nzita. It is with deep sorrow… Bueia Umba necesita tu apoyo para Donate in MEMOR

her family’s gofundme!!

[possessedscholar]

Milftron 9000

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Lucy from Reverse 1999

[possessedscholar]

Hold on I gotta google something.

[possessedscholar]

Holy shit that is indeed Milftron 9000

[illyadolatry]

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion, (this is what the termination email is warning you about)

sharing content without content labels isn't either

[kushblazer666]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[depsidase]