Twiggythoughts

In the business of providing solutions and "facilitating conversations", Twigs is glad to have found a home in an industry that welcomes misfits. She has an on and off affair with her doodles which she tries to pass off as art. When she is not busy being critical, she tries her super best to hone her bathroom singing skills with hopes of becoming a musical theatre starlet. All views expressed here are her own because she is obsessive and selfish like that.

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Can You Actually See All The Colors?

How well do your eyes actually see?

I saw all the colours. Amazing. I am great  

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The tune’s been in my head quite a bit. Hated Swift’s version at first but it kinda grew on me. Again Tyler Ward’s got me playing this repeatedly throughout the day.

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Really pisses me off to have icky problem teeth. No matter how much I care for them I end up with bloody toothaches. To the dentist I go again tomorrow, 2 weeks in a row. I hate you teeth. If this goes on, Ima need to marry a dentist.

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Today my little rat turns 2. Happy birthday #onionbumbum

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The day draws nearer. Wonder what's it going to be like without you.

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Dream Diary: #1, the one with lost hebi buns and friends

So egged on by wangwang, I am starting a dream diary also known as my 'future portfolio' because I'm convinced I have superpowers; the future is written in my dreams. 

Dream #1

It was hot and balmy. Wangs and I decided to go cycling - to search for our lost hebi buns. I don't know why the buns went missing; they just weren't around. And then Eunice appeared and cycled along with us. Eunice decided to pedal-cheong all the way down a dirt path and left us to eat her dust. She soon disappeared. Wangs and I got to a crossroad and it was then that we realised that our speedy little cheetah on a bike was missing.

"Left or right?"

Wangs badgered me non-stop. I couldn't make a decision then so I consulted my trusty GPS for we planted a bug on Eunice earlier, for no particular reason. 

There was no signal on my $$%%^@%^@^% GPS. 

"Let's go right."

I went with my gut. We soon came to a coliseum. The winds blew sand everywhere. I looked around frantically and came across a familiar face. *K was standing there, snarling at me.

"I don't know where she is. She's YOUR responsibility."

Wangs looked at me. I was fighting back tears. Then from the far end of the coliseum, I saw 2 figures running towards me, waving frantically. It was Eunice; Maryanne saved her. I don't know how, but she did it.

Then I woke up. 

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"I don't know about this one"

That’s what I felt about Marriam when I first met her. She came in super positive, chirpy; like penelope from criminal minds; big on personality and smiles. “She’s faking it for sure. No one is that nice. She must be weird.”

She is weird. Weird for being the positive saint she is. Never a harsh word from her, never an angry face, never sulky.

Marriam and I had good times.

She picked me up on the positive”Marriam school bus” a cab that ferried colleague from the east to work on early days. She was my cab partner home and along the ride, she had to listen to me talk and lament about life, men I’d miss, people I want to punch etc. Just last Friday, we spent time walking from siglap to bedok camp in the middle of the night, blabbering our intoxicated minds away.

Marriam I will miss having you just across of me everyday. I will miss your loud booming voice, your selective hearing and your crazy laughter. Wangwang said it best, learn to love yourself more, because you deserve it.

Proud to have had you on the “mobile linear team”, fighting battles together. Love you to bits girlfriend.

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what is love?

I don’t know if it’s the booze talking but it makes my world go round and round and although I know this weird but….maybe sometimes it’s ok to be a piscean and just dream.

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Twiggy Monologues: Butterfly Effect

Reeling from a day of blah that left a bad taste in my mouth and a dull ache in my heart. Am I being melodramatic? Yes. But in all honesty, I can’t help but worry about what’s to come. Funny how one small flutter can trigger a tsunami of emotions. Fight or flight, time to decide.

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So....I've been lazing around the house in my shorts with a HUGE hole at my butt area. Well done. Flash the butt to the world tams.

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The fluttery flippity flops in my tummy. Weird. You’re not my type.

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of machines and order

Back from the land of sushi, sashimi and inelligent "thrones" that wash your butt clean. It was hectic nonetheless; getting jostled in a sea of men in black suits and sweet looking chicks speaking in hushed tones; in awe of the culture that's so intrinsically Japan. Yes it was clean. Yes it was orderly. Yes people were polite. But I also saw the cold, robotic side of the people of tokyo; a whole sea of emotionless people walking by a young child, obviously lost, crying out for her okaa-san. I'm going to be reading up a lot more about the culture of this fast moving city. Thank you Japan. I had a really great time in your clean cities. :)

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Cover song of the day. Had to go back to listen to this Leroy Sanchez. High notes rolling out so easily for him. 

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uncle turn left here. oh whoops you're too young to be an uncle. Brother, turn left here.

Wangwang to a young taxi driver.

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Pushing 30 and ready to grow up

Seriously too much drama that I really do not need at this point in my life. To think that I was lamenting that my life was getting a tad too boring.I'd pick uneventful over prissy schoolgirl spats anytime. Shoo dark clouds. You're affecting my lustre.

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"Wings are made to flyyyyyyyeeee-eye-eee-eye"

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Mandarin should be taught through KTV sessions. Still don't understand most of it, but at least it got me captivated.

王力宏 - 心跳, Wang Leehom - Xin Tiao: Lyrics/Pinyin (by DaReelEntertainment)