[breakingisabella]

edward is only the fastest cullen because he spent so many years running away from his feelings

[syllilith]

Happy Jasper Hale Headcanons

Jasper likes to go to fairs and amusement parks with Alice to bask in the positive emotions

Sometimes, in secluded areas, he stands in the sun for long periods of time and then approaches horses so they don’t get spooked by how cold he is

He is always delighted whenever Alice gets him a new hat or a buckle because although some look similar, they have small and beautiful details

He’s made a great bond with Bella now that things have settled down and they share quiet evenings together discussing history and the desert they’re so familiar with

Jasper loves to watch the stars and sometimes he does that for days, just laying on his back night after night

He loves helping Esme in renovation and charity ideas, following her around with Alice in tow

These are the only ones that I could think of right now! Feel free to add yours!

[oldergod-deactivated20191130]

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

[fiddlesolo]

esme’s black eyes rb if you agree

[twilightculture]

Edward rips a tree from the ground and tosses it goes on rant about how he could kill her

Bella’s brain... Daddy 😛😛😛

[buckyjaymesarchive]

will i ever shut up about bella swan being bi? no probably not

[shittytwilightaus]

twilight au where Bella’s whole grade takes a field trip to the forks community pool and Edward is so shaken by the sight of Bella in a swimsuit that he trips ass over elbows into the deep end

[denalis]

u ever just wanna cuddle w esme?

[fiddlesolo]

[rosalielesbianhale]

edward always gets so excited when he learns something new about bella, the fact that her mind is mute to him means that whenever she mentions something he didn’t already know about her he treats it like a precious gift so one night bella tells him that she can read palms and edward is so fascinated by this new piece of information. he asks her to please read his palm and bella takes his hand in both of hers, trailing her fingers over his lifeline and letting out thoughtful sounds as she thoroughly examines his hand. then she looks up at him and goes “it says that you’re a nerd.”

[dingdongyouarewrong]

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

[lesbian-alice]

me jumping right back into twilight a decade after it was popular

[shadymandias]

since twilight is randomly trending i just wanna say that the real reason renesmee tried to kill bella in utero was because she heard her decide to name her fucking renesmee

[carlisles-compassion]

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

[breakingisabella]

alice: on a scale of 1 to 10, how mad at me are you?

edward: eight.

alice: i can do better than that

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

If emmett had a tumblr he would be the most outraged about the porn ban not because he posts porn but because he uses the word nipples a lot and he keeps getting flagged

[twilightrenaissance]

edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella bella: diamints

[twilightrenaissance]

do you think if bella gave edward a handjob after she turned into a vamp that she could rip off his dick like it’s a frozen icicle