what i mean

and so finally she went out into the rain, carryin her bicycle chain, and her feet worked the pedals while her appetite steered. and after that she just followed her nose; and fate is not just who's cookin smells good, but which way the wind blows.

[somecutething]

Tiger was caught today! The animal shelter is checking to see if he has an owner

(via Seitsuki)

[roach-works]

showing up to scream furiously at his local monster until they give him snacks and a house, what an absolute champion

[schnitthead]

which late 20th century composer should you fight?

Boulez: Fight that fucker. Normally you’d have nearly a 50/50 chance of winning, but with all the pent up hatred all of us secretly have for him, the stress hormones should make it easy for you! His music just… idk, it sounds punchable. Do. It.

Cage: Don’t do it. DON’T. Even though you’ll probably win, the emotional toll it will have on you will be humongous. You’ll slap him, he’ll cry, you’ll cry, and your life will be much sadder knowing that you made Cage cry. I suggest a friendly hug instead!

Eastman: Do NOT. You will not survive. He will roundhouse kick you, bite off your nuts, feed you to the wild animals, and make soup with your bones. Attempting to fight him is a deathwish.

Ligeti: It really depends. If you wanted to brute force through the fight, sure! Go ahead, piece of cake! Fight him! But if you wanted to tire him out first, 8/10 times Ligeti wins. Way too mentally strong for the average fighter. Full of stamina. Don’t.

Messiaen: Bird people are sensitive. He fought in a war but i don’t think that’s important in this particular case, since he is a bird person. Just punch a bird, and then punch Messiaen when he’s crying on the ground! Easy win.

Penderecki: Do not fight him. I do not have a reason for this, it just seems like a bad idea.

Rautavaara: I don’t think that it’ll be too hard to fight him. If he’s as bland of a fighter as his life was bland, punching Rautavaara is a great idea! Plus, bird person tactic applies here too, so that’s an extra perk of fighting him.

Schnittke: I mean… It’d be easy, you’d pulverize him in a couple punches, but… Why would you? Punching a paralyzed guy doesn’t sound very nice of you. Fight him, but only if you have no honor.

Xenakis: DO. NOT. I repeat, DON’T FIGHT HIM. First off, he’s a hardened war veteran, probably knows a couple ways to kill you with only his pinky finger. Secondly, he’s such a math nerd. Xenakis would probably calculate the exact velocity of your punches and dodge them in a split second. Don’t fight.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[valtsv]

gender repeal party

[valtsv]

we all meet up in the woods and release our genders into the wild

[valtsv]

then we hunt them for sport

[thekwikemart]

[sosuperawesome]

yunzhen_ho on Instagram

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lisaminnci]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[guerrillatech]

Low-wage workers are not who you think. #Fightfor15

[jehovahhthickness]

And even if they were teens, so what??? But yes to all of this.

[jewblog]

not even so what if they’re teens—my mom was working minimum wage at 13 (she lied about her age) to help put food on the table; millions of teenagers today are forced to do the same thing.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[monidon]

Don't mind me. Just walking to the park

[monidon]

Still walkin

[monidon]

This is a long walk, but don't worry. I will get there

[monidon]

Had to chase some nosey pokémon away. Don't worry. The journey continues

[monidon]

I found mud

[monidon]

Can it be?

[monidon]

At last

[monidon]

My journey has come to an end. Thank you for joining me here at the end of all things

goodbye

[jaubaius]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[throwbackblr]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[recommend]

Seven Friends Buy Mansion in China so They Can Grow Old Together

[shattered-sea-glass]

i hope more people do this in the future ❤️

[hedgehog-moss]

My favourite part of the article is that they formed this project years before they were able to make it a reality, and in the meantime “each friend has made sure [to] specialize in an area that would benefit all of them when they moved in together—from cooking and growing vegetables to traditional Chinese medicine and playing music.”

[mjalti]

Muses?

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[deathdaydreamm]

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

[gabriellegibby]

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

[lemememeringue]

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

[loopityboop-deactivated20221117]

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

[lilyrosegold]

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

[genasi-jedi]

Remmy’s dad said trans rights but not chef rights