DollMaidCrystal

Full time rubberdoll maid now in her 40s. Ask me anything!

[dollmaidcrystal]

Our sissy maid content is a bit different than the rest of Tumblr. I don't write about the fantasy of being a rubber sissy maid slave. I write about the reality of my life as a rubber sissy maid slave.

[dollmaidcrystal]

My LED gown's lights sync to whatever music the club's playing, thanks to the microphone in the bustle. Giving it a test run before the club gets crowded.

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I don’t usually post about acquisitions from the NYC Trans Archives, but this one is too cool not to share. We recently obtained 1 of the 2 known remaining copies of the censored 1933 German booklet “Wie erlange ich eine vollendete Büste?” (“How do I achieve a perfect bust?”). It advertises an early estrogen compound using a patient who was assigned male at birth.

The text shows that not only were hormones readily available to trans people in the 1930s, but actively advertised to them. Nazis targeted this specific book in the 1930s, leaving only a few copies left in existence. This text, along with hundreds of other rare trans books, zines, and ephemera, will be available for viewing next year when NYCTA opens to the public.

[dollmaidcrystal]

Ignoring the historical significance of this pamphlet, the miracle that it survived Nazi Germany, or how long HRT has been around, do you know what really jumps out at me?

In the 1930s, the moment an incredible new medical treatment is no longer experimental, the company immediately starts putting out ads for it.

"What's going to make people want to spend money on our life changing estrogen injections? I know! Tits. We'll sell it with tits."

[dollmaidcrystal]

Chastity Maids Need Ritalin

It's been pointed out elsewhere that orgasm denial is a very ADHD-coded kink. "What's that? You can't delay your gratification for greater rewards without externally enforced structures? You don't say."

But do you know what's even more ADHD coded? Being "forced" into becoming a maid locked in a chastity.

"Oh no! There exists a small, comfortable device that will put me into a state of hyper productivity while simultaneously making me too horny to overthink anything! What's this? My employer is locking it on me while simultaneously introducing an understandable system of rewards and punishments? Not that! Anything but that! The only thing that can possibly make this any worse is if I'm somehow made to feel intrinsically valued at the same time!"

All I'm saying is that if you can't stop thinking about your chastity maid fantasies, maybe talk to your doctor about trying amphetamines.

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[dollmaidcrystal]

Saturdays are for reblogging House of Gord, where ponygirls are the only way to travel.

[dollmaidcrystal]

After seeing your most recent post referencing breastplates, and as an aspiring crossdresser who is taking their first steps into this world, I was hoping that you could share some advice about shopping for a breastplate or other breast forms that gets you the best bang for your buck? My budget is, sadly, not the biggest, and I would like to avoid any "common" pitfalls that lead to bad experiences or wasted time/money/effort. Thanks in advance!

The most common mistake a new crossdresser makes with breasts is assuming that a D-cup is a D-cup universally. Cup sizes are actually relative to bra band sizes (the circumference of your chest at the narrowest point below the nipples, but still in the rib cage.) A D-cup is always fairly large breasts, visually, but D-cups on a wide torso means a much larger volume of breast.

This means two important things for buying a breastplate. 1) A product listed as a D-cup won't be D-cup sized on your torso. 2) Since breastplates are almost always sculpted as unnaturally perky, round tits, buying a breastplate meant for a different bra band size will look extremely weird.

This is Feminique's sizing chart for silicone breastforms. If the maker you're going to lists both cup sizes and bra band sizes on their products, use their numbers. Otherwise, you can use this chart to estimate the cup size you're getting based on the weight of the silicone breasts. If the maker only lists cup size and not weight or bra band, you can assume the product is measured against a 30-inch bra band. For breastforms, you can use the chart to estimate what you're getting from those brands. For a breastplate, you should avoid the heck out of anyone who doesn't list a band size.

Another thing worth putting real thought into when buying a breastplate is the weight of the breasts in motion. My personal preference is for full-weight silicone gel breasts, since they force me to move like my breasts are changing my center of gravity. On the other hand, I was raised by a martial arts master, and athletic activity while carrying an extra 8 kilos doesn't bother me. If you're worried about your endurance, consider cotton, honeycomb, or inflatable breasts instead. Just be careful, because the effect will be uncanny when in motion.

Finally, and I mentioned this earlier, breastplates are extremely perky. Until you get to around 3 kilos of gel, the strength of the silicone skin will support the weight of the breasts without sagging, jiggle, or squish. They're going to protrude straight out. If you're planning on a realistic look to wear under clothes, you're better off shopping for separate breastforms instead.

Good luck! And let me know how your purchase goes!

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[dollmaidcrystal]

You have to love bright, enthusiastic rubberpony eyes.

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撮っていただいた！

[dollmaidcrystal]

You have to love the blank rubberpony stare.

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You can lead a ponygirl to water, but you can't let her roll around in it to cool down.

The cop over there is already giving us the side-eye.

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These special stations were installed in Montreal so rubber pets can keep cool in the summer.

If your city didn't put these out for their Pride events, they're clearly being some kind of homophobic.

[dollmaidcrystal]

Did one of my posts just fall into the void because of a technical glitch? Is Tumblr censoring ponygirl pictures now?

Out of sheer pique, I'm now ponygirl posting for the rest of the week.

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[dollmaidcrystal]

For sale: baby cigarettes, never smoked.

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David Hockney just passed away, and I can't express how impressive his art really was. So, here's a list of reasons of why he was so damned impressive.

Hockney was a gay English artist working out of LA, but his acrylics in the 70s, in my opinion, defined Socal gay as an aesthetic.

His acrylic paintings made acrylics into a respectable medium. When Hockney started, acrylic paints were a new invention.

3. Sharing photos of his work doesn't do him justice, because when Hockney painted, he painted BIG. Damn near life size. Beverly Hills Housewife (1967) is 72 × 144 in on two canvases. A Bigger Splash (1967) is 96 x 96 inches.

4. Without Hockney, we never would have gotten Vaporwave. Hiroshi Nagai was a fan of David Hockney's work, which inspired Nagai's architectural landscapes. Nagai's Niagara Song Book became the manual for vaporwave, which everyone else has been copying.

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A debate going around the House of Aspyce is whether we should be more active in next year's Pride events. The leather scene is fading away, and without kinky groups anchoring pride, it can't be a proper celebration of queer culture!

I hate to say it, but I'm actually on the "we should stay away" side.

At least locally, Pride events have been turning increasingly political. Huge parts of the last parade were indistinguishable from a No Kings rally. Heck, there were literally more socialist organizations than leather families marching.

In liberal queer theory (not left-wing queer theory, center-left), rubber sissies are really not liked. Even before the sissy scene became right-wing coded, the theory is that anyone comfortable as a rubberdoll is acting as a grotesque parody of femininity and trans culture. On top of that, the House of Aspyce is able to exist in its current form because we aren't public. We're a place people can sneak out to.

I think we should participate in Pride. I think we should work to create a world where we can. I also think that if I do so now, all we'll do is make enemies.

[dollmaidcrystal]

Saturdays are for reblogging Hosue of Gord, where even a dress can be heavy bondage!

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Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[dollmaidcrystal]

No question, just wanted to wish you a happy Pride Month. I hope you'll find wonderfully rubbery ways to celebrate!

Honestly, it's been brutally hot at pretty much every single Pride event this year, so I can't go out in rubber even if I wanted to.

Clearly, the sun's being some kind of homophobic.