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kmfdm if they were good: until death us do fart

im never taking another test again yo

im incredibly media illiterate but its ok cuz i have fandom wikis to tell me things

meenah what the fuck

shoutout to the guy who used to play with dolls with me in class when we were like 7-9. i miss playing with dolls with him. i always used the isi dawndancer doll that was there for some reason

nianren has anhidrosis and had to take the role of empress after her brother (who was supposed to be the next emperor) went missing (he turned into a unicorn cuz he got too magical). sera went through an almost mind-meltingly painful transformation around the age of 18-20. gyn is half blind and also half of her fucking face is peeled off. hermit...... has some kind of anxiety issue and also has to fight gyn. kavouras is lonely, had to take the role of a god when he was 12, and was eaten (either alive or dead idk yet). virus is trans and has some kind of unfortunate backstory. corra is the slave of a demon. parah (irrelevant) is homeless. leaina (irrelevant) was drowned by a fellow god. anomura was crazy in love with a mortal girl and died in a landslide without getting to be with the girl she was in love with. wow im just making some SHIT

#the only thing ive gone through here is being lonely #good for kavouras tho at least he got some game before he died #im pretty sure i'll die a virgin unlike him #you never know tho

bro strider is hot as hell i would be attracted to him if he wasnt like That

#stridercest fans DNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i would kill bro with my fucking mind if i could

fun fact if kavouras was a girl instead everything would be fine

#idk how that would work it just would ok #kavouras being a girl saves the world

i wish tigers werent endangered. can you imagine having a taxidermy tiger head in your bedroom. oh and also tigers are fucking awesome and i love them. i would never kill a tiger just to taxidermy it. i would get an already dead one

a few minutes ago while i was cranking it i hurt my finger. this is the first time thats ever happened to me

#listen i KNOW i said i quit porn but its more like. im CONTROLLING how many times i interact with it #cuz i'd shoot myself if i ACTUALLY had to quit porn

i would make gyn a horrible mother but i just cant bring myself to

#youre welcome guinivere

theres a movie about a guy in space with a talking spider. theres a movie about a guy in space with a talking rock. what next

#project hail mary #spaceman

i listen to this playlist and am shot 12 separate times

the cancer line (since karkinos eradicated the virgo line) is forever cursed to be in love with mortal girls

things ive asked my mother for for birthdays: wof escaping peril, art supplies, clay, transformers things my mother has given me for birthdays: wof book one (on 2 separate occasions), hair mask, flimsy hairbrush, the question of when my birthday is (3 times), 5 dollar shampoo

#why wont she fucking listen #god no wonder im dumb as fuck clearly its from her

hell (if it even exists) is different for each demihuman. for example a water-based one like gyn will end up wandering in a scorching hot desert chasing after the brief respite that is water forever. and a sand-based one like a scorpion might end up drowning forever. humans just get tortured forever tho in human hell

im incredibly media illiterate but its ok cuz i have fandom wikis to tell me things

#thank you fandom wikis #like i barely even know anything about equius and i only read homestuck for him

there arent enough big organs to have each zodiac rule over one each. sadly some might have to share

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