t w i n k l e g h o s t

Maeve. 18. Florida.

[suspend]

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

[wizardhuts]

moodboard 2016

[occhiofino]

me trying to make any decision

[portraitsofboston]

She wants to be a fashion designer, doctor, firefighter, and wants to “put handcuffs on people who’re stealing.”

[lake-erie]

[omega3]

[inkrton]

Draw Kirby getting a degree in economics and business.

[consolecadet]

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

[copperbadge]

NEVER BEFORE HAS THERE BEEN A POST SO CLEARLY ABOUT ME

[pandora]

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

[onlytwitterpics]

[babyanimalgifs]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

straight people: that relatable feeling when you want to literally murder your spouse xD me, a normal person: ???

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

hey.

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

uhhh

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck. wait hold on

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

yeah okay i got it

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

[caleanamajored]

is he okay

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

[caleanamajored]

how is his condition

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

he is all rifght

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[caleanamajored]

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

thanmks

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

can you bold the thanks for me too

[caleanamajored]

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

[caleanamajored]

fuck you

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck you as well

[beanusweanus]

thanmks does this help

[pfsrd-deactivated20161211]

fuck you as well

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

[beanusweanus]

that

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

[beanusweanus]

tha

[krabby-kronicle]

[deepinthesewoods-deactivated201]

Moon staff witch!

[strangepicsofshrek]

if you wear these to school your guaranteed to make lots of new friends

[adventureswithkyle-deactivated2]

[thecrazytowncomics]

No One Forced You To Get Married

[alt-and-black]

one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and see her and we asked if they were doing something special, and he was like “No??? I just missed my best friend.”

[expired-blog-deactivated2020051]

the comment above is the cutest thing in the world