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Bella in Eclipse 2010, dir. David Slade

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I've??? Never seen??? This pic??? Of them??? Like??? What????

Bella, sweety, you don't need to prettend, all three of us know damn well this aint comfortable.

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"I want to have sex before marriage, Edward"

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Alice and Edward: *playing mental chess with Alice being psychic and Edward reading all the possible futures with his mind and changing his moves accordingly*

What we see:

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oh, to be dancing at prom in a gazebo alone w ur vampire boyfriend while flightless bird, american mouth plays in the background

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No one:

Alice, suiting up to go save her bitchass brother from being executed by the millennia old vampires in Italy because he is a gullible dumbass:

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Remember how in New Moon when Bella went to Italy to save Edward and she finally saw him and how happy she was saying how the hole in her heart seemed like it had never been there and how every moment after it when they were walking together to meet the Volturi or after that just sitting in the lobby waiting for night time to leave and just hugging eachother, looking at eachother, she thought that all he was doing was humoring her and that she should enjoy this little time with him while she could because he will leave her again and he doesn't love her anymore? Because I do, I always do.

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Do you ship Bella/Aro? I have found no one else that ships it but oh my god it just satisfies my soul. (If you don’t I am so sorry, thought it was implied in a meme you made)

I have this weird relatonship with bellaxaro where one moment I cant believe anyone would ship this and the next second I want to read a full lenght fifty shades of grey type novel of just bella and aro fuckin

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This sounds like it was ripped straight outta The Twilight soundtrack and I am LIVING

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Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon