I'm Twisted

why? because we're playing dandys

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i feel like poppy is the only person in the world that gets me

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release the gwago files

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hey... dont cry... forcefeeds you candy until you cry okay?

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[sneezes really badly and it hurts you]

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hey... dont cry... forcefeeds you candy until you cry okay?

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I'm a confirmed carcinogen btw

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[sneezes really badly and it hurts you]

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resident pomni how do you plead we need your sexy carny on the stand

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what if jax jacked off theory

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garnet: steven ive looked at uour blog and used my future vision, you can't start seperating gems into gem-misogyny exempt and applicable, that's no good.

perl: STEVEN DIDD WAAHAAAAAAAT??? But that doesn't make sense! the human idea has application but out in geeem space whaaaaaat!?

amythest: HHAHAHAHAHA NO WAIT DO IT DO IT THAT'S REALLY FUNNY AND STUPID HAAAAHAHAHA

steven univerrse: but gem misogyny is real!! it's an important social issuee!! listen to me! it effects gem fusions aand aaand ME!!!

garner: steven we're all ancient alien rock ladies with no gender or concept of men. misogyny requires the idea of male gems to exist and oppress women, that's not how homeworld works...

amythyst: sounds like somtething a gme would say SNRRRRRRT

steven: NOOO DONT FIIIIGHT!! [glows pink with privilage]

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keeps trying to eat dinner but it always gets teleported out of my stomach before i can digest it and i starve to death (i win because im not a disturbed SICKO PERVERT)

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twisting = touching

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i asked animkid and getting eaten and digested really awesomely is just like having sex before marriage

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the gangle toucher seems to oh... oh thats gore... her mask broke... fuck... this is really bad...

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me when im walted: so how about those files huh? someones gotta release the analogue giles you just know slendermans in there and walten and that fuckass smiling moon dude wait its totally all elliot ludwig right like it has to be you know that day of joy was totally a false flag operation for playcares touching pack development getting leaked. DUDE WAIT. WHAT IF IT CAME OUT THAT THE INTRUDER IS JEFF THE KILLER WHAT IF HE WAS BEHIND THE MANDALA INCIDENTS OH MY GOD IT JUST MAKES SENSE

my normal friend: if i tugged on the o ring on her collar hard enough do you think she'd stop talking about the tapes-

me looking in the files: WAIT CHECK THIS OUT HOLY SHIT THERES THIS ANALOGUE HORROR SERIES THAT JUST RELEASED CALLED THE EPSTEIN FILES WOOOAH THIS SHIT IS SO SURREAL AND ANALOGUE ITS ALL RELEASED IN EMAILS TOO THATS SO UNIQUE AND- wait where did everyone go...

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start using fuggeda-boutisms in your daily dialogue #mafiatone #level100speech

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i'd let you loop in my yattarooms [stares at you intensely]