I'm Twisted

why? because we're playing dandys

[twisted-yatta]

i feel like poppy is the only person in the world that gets me

[twisted-yatta]

sasa vs kiki ultimate show down

[twisted-yatta]

minecraft is real life

[twisted-yatta]

no i dont know what big anime boobs are that's scary

[twisted-yatta]

theres a strange jester outside that is really just getting-her-complicates-makeup-soaked-in-the-rain-bait so you should really ignore her, don't let her inside, she'll making whining puppet noises and sad balloon deflating noises really its okay you should ignore her trust- awh hold on she's got a sad little flower for you and it's wilting so so so sadly out there, okay maybe you can spare her one more time spiteful gaze... please?

[twisted-yatta]

binky

[twisted-yatta]

homer spills his cobalt 60! D'oh!

[twisted-yatta]

gonna start calling everything wrong with me a symptom of the worlds rot- [realizes there cant be anything wrong with me] gonna start lying to myself because im cute (symptom of the worlds rot)

[twisted-yatta]

the meek will build to survive

[twisted-yatta]

if i was in deltarune i'd kill myself idgaf they'd probably spam tongue my ass

[twisted-yatta]

Your My Little Pony Tulpas are : [FAMISHED]

[twisted-yatta]

new pebble skin kicked pebble

[twisted-yatta]

the twilight sparkle in my head doesn't think this is very friendship right now

[twisted-yatta]

Dark Tithe [1]: destroy all computers 52/100

Dark Tithe [2]: brush teeth and hair today Siphon Lifeforce from Petulant Maid 0/2

Dark Tithe [3]: bring the enemy to kneel 0/999

Dark Tithe [4]: eat dinner Replenish Demonic Powers 1/3

Dark Tithe [5]: ask mom for something to do that isnt sitting in the tower all day Bargain with the Old DeMonarchy 0/1

Dark Tithe [6]: read Yuri The Forbidden Texts 3/24

Dark Tithe [7]: get 8 hours of sleep 0/8

[twisted-yatta]

[pushing my glasses up and smirking] sorry that you had to see that side of me, my diagnosed 3 days to live alter doesn't speak for the rest of the system when she tries to get you to do a death pact with her, but ugh, as the cool and collected meganekko alter, tch, you shouldn't humor her so much...

[twisted-yatta]

rotted orange theory

[twisted-yatta]

dude it sucks so much that noones doing it like #### anymore- hey dont turn around but ####'s behind you, dont look into its eyes, don't acknowledge it's there and don't take the playing card, okay? we can make it through this together, focus on whats important, like the digits on your moms credit card, and her pin, as long as you remember those you'll always be free, and remember that i love you