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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

The Left side of my brain...

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Dr Seuss Goes Fishing

To help me relax I decided to go fishing, 

Little did know I soon would be wishing.

I had better judgement.

The fish that I hunted was the site of a house,

The net that I had, to small for a mouse.

A useless pathetic catchment.

I looked at the fish, he had started to snigger, 

He knew my boat should have been bigger,

And my rod was no good...

...it needed a trigger.