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writers and artists everywhere all the time
Official silly sign
This is by @hellenhighwater ! (Technically by her dad, but she took the picture and posted it.)
tumblr entertain me
tumblr please when is it MY turn to be amused. provide me with whimsy i beg you
you people are so bad at this. the (best) collective noun for a group of clowns is a "trunkload." "Caligula" was a cutesy childhood nickname meaning "little boots." ventriloquism was originally a religious practice; ancient greeks used their tummy noises to talk to ghosts. i have to do everything around here
Look at how good my cat is at sitting in her bed
it may be the sleep deprivation talking, but realizing my go-to for drawing is a goofy and stupid ( â á â ) face for margin doodles and a LOT worse than my actual art style is killing me
i love drawing double-sided charms and playing with them
I started watching some dumb reality TV show partially as TV-watching practice and partially to wind down for the night but I had to turn it off every time a contestant got eliminated bc I felt sad for them :/
Oh it's some fitness show, I probably won't get too invested in meatheads competing to lug a rock up a hill
[20 min later]
NOOOOO, DAEWON!!!!!! HE JUST WANTED TO SHOW THAT CROSSFIT INFLUENCERS ARE AS STRONG AS ANYONE ELSE. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS DIE!!
They should invent a reality TV show contest where nobody loses and everyone wins and has a good t-- [I am pelted with a number of rotting produce and people from across the political spectrum call me a liberal]
Nailed It is fairly lighthearted and no one is too upset about being eliminated
the later seasons are not as good as the earlier ones though for sure
(earlier seasons adhere to the concept of people who are very bad at baking being asked to perform complex baking and doing bad at it because of their own hubris. Later seasons fixate on the doing bad at it to the detriment of the show; the tasks comtestants are given are more and more impossible such that even professional chefs would not be able to accomplish them.)
School of Chocolate technically doesn't have eliminations, though there's definitely still interpersonal drama
Forged in Fire meanwhile has eliminations but I would say they're not too negative
it's one of the few weekly competition reality shows that acknowledges that the challenge presented in the show is very different from what people might face elsewhere, and that failure isn't really indicative of a lack of skill
I like Triple Click more than the Besties as far as podcast structure his, however the thing about Besties I appreciate is Justin's presence because he, like me, doesn't like playing videogames.
YES I sometimes feel like Justin is the audience stand-in character because he will be like âwell, it was boring and also theyâre not maintaining their servers the way they need toâ lol
Also Iâm obsessed with how he calls some games âbooks-level boringâ but is also the only person on the podcast who seems to read frequently and even recommends books in the bonus segment at the end
I'm listening backwards (I tried to start at the start, but, whoo, it was a mess) and just got to a bit where they talk about Pentiment being a boring book and it's so funny because to me that's the kind of game I want to play, so I went and bumped it up in my wishlist, haha
DITTO
totally random but if either of you play Pentiment and end up liking it, I highly recommend following tumblr user astriiformes
he absolutely loves Pentiment and is dying for people to talk about it with
So I have two leads on mattress jobs. Iâm still stressed about work environment but I can do hard things. I do need to get a laptop though so I can work on art and rigging while Iâm sitting around.
Anyone have recommendations for an okay laptop that can run a pretty beefy program like Maya?
Might I recommend this guide
https://www.tumblr.com/ms-demeanor/726015098368475136/so-you-need-to-buy-a-computer-but-you-dont-know?source=share
and following the blog okay-computer
One persons body horror is another persons body horny.
PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.
don't listen to them become the sunburn fishscale mermaid of your dreams
WIBTA for installing a door lock behind my parent's back?
đ (to find later)
I'm gonna keep this pretty short- I'm sixteen, and my parents are... okay? They could certainly be worse, but all things considered they suck in a lot of ways. One of the biggest things is privacy. For example my dad demands to know the passwords to my phone, and will get angry if I change it without telling him or ask why he needs it- I would say all things considered I'm a pretty good kid, my grades are low but I don't do drugs or anything. The suspicion seems a bit unwarranted. My parents do 'knock' before they come in my room, but they do so literally as they open the door- I've just started yelling "I'M CHANGING" as soon as I hear them now, and that doesn't even always stop my mom. I've been thinking about getting a simple lock, ideally trying to find something that doesn't damage the wall or door, and installing it myself. Is this an overreaction? I've asked them not to, and I've asked for a lock. The response is generally along the lines of "why don't you trust us, it's not like we go into your room" (they do, my mom will happily go in without asking me) or "do you have something to hide?"
So yeah advice is appreciated
WIBTA?
YTA
NTA
JAH
NAH
ESH
INFO
I put a lock on my door without permission as a 16yo and my dad took my door off its hinges, then took the doorknob. I had to figure out how to reinstall the door myself.
If you do something like this without permission, they will probably take measures to counteract it.
If you want to get something anyway, my advice is to get a wedge doorstop instead, preferably a wooden one. You'd only be able to use it when you're in the room, not when you're gone, but it's better than nothing. A wooden wedge doorstop is cheap, easy to use, and could be framed as you just wanting them to knock and let you get the door, rather than you trying to keep them out altogether.
I know a lot is going on in the world right now but this kind of loss of art is breaking my heart in two.
The Valentinoâs Costume Group in Hollywood has lost everything after the death of their co-founder, the pandemic, strikes, etc. and is now being forced to do a very quick liquidation sale before having to send all of their years of hard work to be turned into rags. (Yes this is a real thing)
These people have crafted thousands of costumes over 20 years to rent to everyone and anyone who needed one. Theyâre sex worker and queer friendly. Theyâre also being accused of being âfast fashionâ while being one of the few places in this world actively working against fast fashion with their work. They donât want to have to turn their hard work into rags. Itâs the only option for them with the enormous amount of costumes/fabrics they have to remove from the building very quickly.
So, Californians and anyone willing to travel to Hollywood: YOU can save a costume! (or two?) YOU can save someoneâs art from being destroyed! YOU can own pieces of Hollywood! YOU can save so much sewing supplies and fabrics!
Where: 5535 CAHUENGA BLVD, N. HOLLYWOOD
Phone: 818-427-5248
Special hours for Influencers: May 20-30th 9:30am-4:30pm MON-SUN
What: Vintage, designer, menswear, historical, specialty, childrenâs, shoes, jewelry, vintage hats, show packages, racks, fabric, etc!
Important note: Please be kind and patient with the folks managing this sale. Thereâs maybe 2-3 people working at the most, and they all just suffered the death of someone close to them and the loss of their dream.
Please, please signal boost this. Their hard work should not go to waste and this terrible loss is already hard enough on them.
@samreich
Do you take fanfic requests or ideas?
YESS Id love to hear both Art and Fanfic requests as long as it is understood that I might not complete them since they are requests and not commissionsâšđ
You didnt ask but re: fanfic commissions-
The market for them is more limited than fanart for sure. And if you do them, they have to be done more quietly than fanart.
1) If you use AO3, do not mention anywhere on it that you're doing commissions. (This actually goes for if you post fanart or other fanworks to AO3 too.) Do not link to a payment site like Kofi or PayPal. It will probably go unnoticed if you do, but it opens the site up to legal liabilities and is therefore strictly against their ToS.
2) How open you are about advertising fanfic commissions is writer discretion. One way of talking around it is to say you do writing commissions or story commissions, inquire for more details, without ever explicitly mentioning fanfic.
3) A general opening price is $0.01 per word, or $1 every hundred words. Professionals definitely charge more than that, and it's completely at the writer's discretion. Because fanfic doesn't have as active of a market as fanart, there isn't much competition--but there also isn't much demand. Don't sell yourself short by going any lower than $0.01 per word.
Okay. I gotta ask.
Did you get your ears pierced at Claire's?
I got my ears pierced at Claire's (I was too young to remember)
I got my ears pierced at Claire's (I was a child but I wanted to.)
I got my ears pierced at Claire's (I was an adult.)
I got my ears pierced by a professional (too young to remember)
I got my ears pierced by a professional (I was a child but I wanted to.)
I got my ears pierced by a professional (I was an adult.)
I got my ears pierced somewhere else/I did it myself (Too young to remember)
I got my ears pierced somewhere else/I did it myself (I was a child.)
I got my ears pierced somewhere else/I did it myself (I was an adult.)
I don't have pierced ears :(
Obvs pls share to get more votes etc etc
where's the option for, "I got my ears pierced at Claire's, I was a child, I didn't want to, my mom pressured me and I cried for an hour afterward"
At this point in our relationship my betrothed is well versed in my compulsive need to help animals. It wasnât part of their upbringing but it was a huge part of mine. So now whether itâs lost dogs or injured birds they know that for me itâs not a matter of convenience, itâs just the only possible option.
My most notable rescue took place during one of the least opportune times. We were watching a friends boxer puppy, Bella. The dog was dumber than a box of rocks and I took deep offense that at six months old she still didnât know her own name. My betrothed and I were working with her on that as well as leash manners, so we walked her frequently.
On our way home from a walk I looked across the street and saw a cat. My betrothed didnât need to ask, it was simply a given that faced with a cat Iâd go say hello, so they waited with Bella as I crossed the road.
As I approached the cat several things caught my attention. The first was that he wasnât wearing a collar. The second was that his coat was greasy and disheveled- this was not a cat that was thriving if he didnât have energy to groom. The third thing was that he was way too skinny, with bones jutting out from his shabby coat.
The fourth thing I noticed was that this cat was a purebred Bengal.
Now, I understand that itâs suspect to identify cats as bengals. Many people see tabbies and call them bengals. But as a teenager I became obsessed with these cats and went on a hyper obsessive deep dive. I spent hours reading about them, looking at pictures, and dreaming about Bengal cats.
The cat in front of me had unmistakable rosettes, the narrow frame, piercing eyes, and from a very rough estimation probably cost thousands of dollars. There was no world in which he should be wandering my neighborhood with no collar and his ribs jutting out.
Which all led me to one conclusion. He was lost.
The second I realized that it was over. It wasnât a matter of thinking the situation through it was a simple conclusion: he was lost so I would help him by any means necessary.
This sweet cat showed he was friendly and trotted right over to greet me. I pet him and tentatively went for a lift. He did not care for that. Suddenly we were tussling, and it was instantly clear to me that he was going to stay lost if I couldnât restrain him, so we pitted all our wiles against each other and at one point I had him agonizingly by just a toe but I refused to let go and finally I had him in my arms, one hand scruffing him and the other supporting his weight.
Thatâs when I noticed a couple things. There was blood dripping down my elbow. Across the street Bella was going crazy barking and pulling toward me and the cat. And my betrothed was giving me an agonized look.
Without a word they started power walking Bella back to our house. I followed at a slower pace, keeping my grip on this poor lost cat.
It was a warm summer afternoon and several neighbors were out chatting. They saw the circus parade of my betrothed dragging a yelping puppy and me following holding a screaming cat.
Oh yeah. So I forgot to mention. Bengals are not normal cats. Theyâre bred back with a wild cat and their vocalizations are on a completely different level. The cat in my arms wasnât meowing or yowling. Instead he was making one long continuous eldritch wailing, oscillating in rage and distress.
My neighbors saw this, me, stonefaced carrying a cat who was casting evil spells with his voice, blood dripping down my arm, while a puppy frantically fought my betrothed to reach us, and they laughed.
I donât think Iâve ever been more offended that no one offered any assistance, but it was fine. I knew I could count on my betrothed. I slowed my steps slightly again when I saw my betrothed round our corner. I knew they would kennel the puppy and bring a cat crate for me.
Sure enough, I rounded the corner and they had our door open, crate at the ready. I popped the Bengal into the carrier and we shut him into the bathroom.
Then I looked at my shaking, bloody hand. Heâs scraped his back claws up me and it wasnât deep but I was bleeding heavily. Then I looked at my betrothed and started to cry.
They held me while I had a panic attack and helped me thoroughly peroxide my cuts.
âThat was so brave, werenât you scared to grab him?â they asked me.
Truly, no. I think to be brave or scared you need to actually conceptualize what youâre doing and I hadnât. I saw a cat that needed help, and then there wasnât options, I just acted.
They asked what my plan was and I didnât have one. Where would we put him, in a home with three other cats and a puppy? I donât know. I just grabbed him.
We ended up calling a friend whoâs special interest is dog rescue. She brought her chip reader and a huge dog crate we could keep him in overnight with a disposable little box, food, and water.
Heâd been summoning demons behind the bathroom door the whole time, making sounds previously confined to various netherworlds but she bravely uncaged him to read if he had a chip. No, to my surprise. It also turned out he was a love machine despite the ghastly sounds.
We loved on him and gave him small portions of food every fifteen minutes so he didnât eat himself sick.
The next day we brought him to the local pet rescue, after I called ahead to warn them I was bringing in a Bengal. The lady had a very blasé attitude about this claim, clearly used to people claiming every lost tabby was a rare cat breed.
When she pulled him out of the crate she exclaimed, âOh my god, it is a Bengal!â
âThatâs what I promised. One whole ass Bengal.â
We said our goodbyes to the sweet man, and the posted him on the website as a found pet. He was picked up by his family two days later. Iâll never know how he escaped but Iâm certain his family was so grateful to have him returned.
I am taking this opportunity to share one of my favorite stories.
There are a lot of stray and feral cats near my work, as well as several people that take it upon themselves to put out bowls of food and water for the local cats. One actually got socialized enough it was able to be adopted, but most stop showing up before that point.
One day, a new cat started showing up in a spot other than where the food bowls were put out. While most of the cats were utterly silent, she absolutely yowled for attention. I was excited to meet this new cat and made a pilgrimage across work campus to see her as soon as I heard about her. It only took one meeting for me to immediately decide: this is not a feral. This is someone's lost cat.
I put little thought into my rescue plan, and virtually no research. I texted my roommate, and we set up the heist: I would get off work early, at an odd time between the usual breaks when no one was out and about. She would pull up to the gate, cat carrier in car, and when she signaled to me that she had arrived, I'd scoop the cat up and take her straight out, to the car, and stuff her in the carrier.
No one spotted me, and it went off without a hitch.
And then. I had a cat, in a carrier, in a car.
Next (only) step was to get her scanned for a chip. We took her to a petsmart with a Banfield who did it for us. She did indeed have a chip, with an owner on file, but all they could really do was call the phone number there and then call us if they called back. So we agreed to that and took the cat back to the car.
"What's the next part of your plan?" my roommate asked.
"I didn't really think this far," I admitted.
Luckily, I got a call from an unknown number not too much later. A confused man saying he'd gotten a voicemail?
"I found a stray cat that had a chip with your information," I told him. "Where do you live?"
It took a bit more of an exchange for him to fully understand what I was saying. We got his address, luckily in the same city, and drove over.
The actual exchange was fairly unremarkable. He had a few dogs he was trying to keep behind the screen door while we talked. He was very grateful, and amazed that this unlikely thing had happened to him. The cat was unhappy about every step of this process.
The thing that sticks with me though, that makes this one of my favorite stories, is the memory of his voice on the phone when the situation was made clear.
"You found my cat," he said, a warbly, wet sound to it. "I lost her two years ago. You found my cat."
thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
I got a reputation in my family for never wanting anyone to see what I was doing on the computer, instantly minimizing the screen if anyone was over my shoulder. I joked that if you didn't want people to find that suspicious, you just had to practice unfounded paranoia from the first moment you began using a computer.
Only now does this register me as a problem rather than a fun quirk of personality.
If you had the choice what would you pick ? [Both are tax free***]
$1,000 a day for life
One time payment of $10,000,000
Explain your reasoning plzzz
I would be incredibly anxious with a lump sum that I would spend it all or run out
it would not be a rational fear; I could not temper it with logic
knowing that money was constantly coming in every day, no matter what would be a lot more reassuring
Modern AU where Desmond and Connor are friends and Desmond has met Haytham plenty of times. One day, Haytham shows up at the bar Desmond works at, and after some time, Desmond calls Haytham "Daddy."
Either as a joke or even a slip of the tongue, but to both their embarrassment, Haytham actually likes it.
Later, Connor is confused about why Desmond looks like he wants to die, and Haytham is trying to weigh the pros and cons of actually acquiring his son's friend as a sugar baby.
âDo you think Connor would be alright if I were to court his best friend?â
Jenny stared at her disaster of a younger (half-)brother.
Considering how old Haytham was already, Jenny was pretty sure this could be counted as his⊠âmidlife crisisâ.
Why he was suddenly fantasizing about becoming a sugar daddy to his sonâs best friend thoughâŠ
The Kenways had always lived for the drama.
Their fatherâs life was full of it and Jenny herself had been a big drama queen when she left the Kenway mansion after a fight with their father that she still refuses to apologize for.
Hell, everyone close to the Kenways were still wary of talking about Tessa after the messy divorce their parents had.
So reallyâŠ
Haytham deciding to start another drama by seducing his sonâs best friend?
Not that surprising, all things considered.
Although, she hoped he would pick someone better thanâŠ
âThe Auditore boy?â She asked with a frown, having had dealings with the Auditores because they walked similar circles.
âGod no.â Haytham shook his head as a look of sheer disgust decorated his face.
Good to know his brother still had standards then.
Who else was her nephewâs close friends again?
It wasnât like she knew which of them was his best friend.
Someone that would catch her brotherâs attentionâŠ
She blinked before staring at Haytham with dawning despair.
âThe Miles boy?â
Haytham gravely nodded.
Well, considering who her nephewâs other friends wereâŠ
The Miles boy would be the best option.
ButâŠ
âForget if my dear nephew would be alrightâŠâ She raised an eyebrow as she said, âWilliam Miles will kill you if he learns youâre seducing his son.â
âIf he learns.â Haytham reminded her.
Dear god.
Jenny was right.
Haytham was preparing for another dangerous (and forbidden) drama in his life.
And Jenny was simply too happy to have front row seats to it.
From @wisecloudnightmareâs tags
#i trust you guys #< u shouldn't lmao #assassin's creed #desmond miles #haytham kenway #if he's working at the bar then he has to be at least 21 right? it's not too bad ig
Connected to my previous tags
#we didnât specify how old desmond and ratonhnhakĂ©:ton are so⊠#their age is whatever you want it to be #i trust you guys #no usual tags because #haydes #the kenways bash the auditores though
According to this site, the minimum age requirement in New York is 18 so, if weâre setting this in New York then Desmond would be, at least, 18 years old XD
From @thedragonqueen1998
Dear god XD Would Haytham be direct about becoming Desmonds sugar daddy or would he just start giving him gifts and Desmond, our precious, but dumb boy, would just be just confused? XD
âOne of my regularsâ trying to be my sugar daddy.â
Ratonhnhaké:ton stared at his roommate sitting on the other side of the table.
âDo I need to beat him up?â RatonhnhakĂ©:ton asked calmly.
Desmond raised his head from staring at his plate of reheated curry and blinked.
RatonhnhakĂ©:ton wasnât even surprised when Desmond burst into laughter.
Desmond Miles had always been a magnet for weird people.
They met their first day in the dorms and Desmond was easy to talk to.
Easy to befriend.
He knew that he was cousins with Ezio Auditore, one of the most popular men in their batch. He was weird.
WellâŠ
All the Auditores were weird.
He also knew that AltaĂŻr Ibn-La'Ahad, the student with perfect GPA score, was his childhood friend or something similar.
He was weird too.
Their first day, Ratonhnhaké:ton had to drag Desmond away because he was talking to someone who was clearly trying to recruit for some weird cult or something.
Desmond just laughed, saying that he thought it was funny.
So yeah.
Desmond was weird too and he attracted weird people.
âNot yet.â Desmond said as he grinned, playing with the remaining curry and rice in his plate.
âHeâs old enough to be our father.â Desmond described with a glee in his eyes.
âOh.â RatonhnhakĂ©:ton frowned as he asked, âIs this one of those⊠âdaddy kinksâ you told me about before?â
âMaybeâŠâ Desmondâs tone held a singing-like cadence to it.
He was enjoying this.
RatonhnhakĂ©:ton wasnât surprised.
Desmond had this⊠habit of observing people.
He once said it was because he had grown up surrounded by the âsameâ type of people.
So Desmond was telling him about this bar regular of his because he wanted to see RatonhnhakĂ©:tonâs reaction as well.
RatonhnhakĂ©:ton didnât mind.
Sure, this part of his personality may be a bit too much for other people. Rebecca Crane once called it a âred flagâ, whatever that meant, but RatonhnhakĂ©:ton didnât mind.
Desmond never tried to hurt anyone. The most he did was tease people.
AndâŠ
It was because he was good at observing people that he could easily understand Ratonhnhaké:ton even when Ratonhnhaké:ton had hard time finding the words to use.
âOkay.â RatonhnhakĂ©:ton nodded.
âOkay?â Desmond repeated with a grin.
âJust tell me when I need to beat him up.â RatonhnhakĂ©:ton said as he finished his tea, âIâll even get AltaĂŻr and Ezio to join in.â
âAawww, my heartâs about to burst.â
âThen go to the hospital.â
Desmondâs laughter was light and full of joy, void of any condescending tune or fakeness that RatonhnhakĂ©:ton would sometimes hear on others.
âPromise?â Desmond asked as he offered his hand to him with only his pinky raised.
âOf course.â RatonhnhakĂ©:ton curled his own pinky around Desmondâs.
Old enough to be their father, huh.
Poor guy.
He probably didnât know what he was going up against, trying to take Desmond as his sugar baby.
⊠considering the Miles was old money as well.
oh man
it would make for a genuinely compelling and fucked up story if Haytham knew Desmond was Connor's friend, and Desmond had no idea Haytham was Ratonhnhaké:ton's dad.
Like, Haytham purposefully keeping it from him/omitting it and the like...complicated morality of Haytham genuinely trying to connect with his adult son he didn't know he had
trying to take into account his point of view and his life experiences and re examine his own views through that lens
but also doing this objectively fucked up thing of not informing the man he's courting of this important context