Wait a minute.... That's chest hair! I'm sure that's gone when he's being patched up about 5 minutes later...
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Wait a minute.... That's chest hair! I'm sure that's gone when he's being patched up about 5 minutes later...
It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT
I want you to go man!
if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago
People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.
^^^^^^^
Likes count as notes too, guys, so like this and reblog it many times~
Dude looks like he could take himself to disneyworld...
*likes and reblogs anyway*
Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.
I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
Road trippin goodness...
So-oh, I'm going to be in the middle of a 2,500km road trip when S04E01 airs.
I just have one advance request: that season four judders less in the writing.
Mmkay, writers? Less juddering. If you don't know what I mean, go get in the car and drive to a potholed dirt road. Now let down one of your tyres completely (I recommend the rear right if you're in an american drive car, rear left if not.) Now try taking the road at around 40kmph.
...see that wild, crazy and not entirely pleasant feeling you got there where you don't know if it's arsehole or breakfast time and you're bouncing all over the place and you're not quite sure what's going on? But it's still kinda fun, which is why you haven't stopped?
That's what watching seasons 1-3 have been like.
So yeah, less juddering please. Just inflate that rear tyre - the rest is all good.
I remember my trip two years ago, to San Francisco. I took a cab to this bridge while my sister was on a conference call. I stood there for about two hours, looking down, people watching, and wondering how far down the water was. A girl sat next to me, and asked me, “You’re not going to jump„ are you?” I smiled and reassured her I wasn’t. That I was just a tourist. She then said, “You look a lot like my sister. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable. But I had to ask, can I hug you? You just look so much like her.” I felt awkward at first, but then I realized. “She jumped?” This girl’s face just crumpled, and she started crying. I hugged her, without a second thought, and for some reason I apologized. Not sure what else I could say. She goes, “Those were the last words she ever spoke to me.”
And I will never forget this girl, her name was Ariana.
reblogging just for the caption, omg.
crying because of the caption omfg
awww i’m about to cry ;(
Reblogging because of the lack of a phone number on the crisis counselling sign.
"There is hope.
Make the call.
...we don't have the best number though.
You should look that up.
Go home, and look up the number, and make the call.
You probably have some ice cream in your freezer. Get the ice cream and make the call.
At home.
Where you're safe.
And not on this bridge."
Everybody I know is having kids, so I made this helpful guide to nature names for your baby.
That's MISS Compressed Flapwort to YOU, matey.
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Crying. Just...
Crying.
Scrolly scrolly... dum te dum...
...*blink*
...nooooooooo... really????? NOOOO WAAAAAY....
Reblog if you have fewer than 1,000 followers.
tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!
i think you mean…
ASSEMBLE.
for once the supernatural fandom didn’t arrive first
I’m proud of you avengers!
Are we late?
We’re coming!
Rebloging twice cuz it’s so awesome
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
#unpublished stories from independent writers online
#so that’s what we’re calling it now
Never stop reblogging this
This broke my fucking heart
This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke.
I’m crying
This broke my heart
this is real ocd, not the people in school getting annoyed when their desk is messy.
Wow.
Those last few lines hit me really hard because that could easily be me. In fact, it has been, to a lesser extent. If I hit my left shoulder on something, I have to replicate it on the opposite shoulder. But sometimes, the hit on the right shoulder will be stronger, so I have to do the left shoulder again. It goes back and forth, until both shoulders are equally bruised. It happens with cuts and burns and even just people touching me. Animal bites are the worst because I can’t replicate them, and the pain of not being even hurts worse than the actual bite. Self harming can get really out of hand too- Everything must be parallel and symmetrical, and the same severity. A lot of people say that OCD isn’t difficult- it’s just some handwashing and keeping tidy. For some people, that might be it, I can’t speak for them. But for some sufferers, it is hell. Some days it’s bearable- but some days, I have to wrap up in a blanket in an effort to keep all sensation symmetrical, because the OCD is so bad that I know the smallest thing could lead to an incredibly dangerous spiral.
I WANT TO TRY TACO BELL BUT I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA
I WANT TO USE NETFLIX BUT I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA
I WANT TO GO TO PLAYLIST/VIDCON BUT I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA
I WANT MY SHIPPING PRICE TO NOT BE MORE THEN WHAT I AM BUYING
LONG STORY SHORT I HATE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BYE
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I WAS MAKING A PERSONAL BLOG POST
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIVES IN AUSTRALIA
...though if you drive more than 10 minutes away from your house, it probably feels like you are.
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder
he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all
Sharing for the way he blends in so flawlessly.
This lust, it burns enough that I will offer it to you, even in fear of your rejection, in the hope you may slake this fire.
- Have I told you lately that I want you?
I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via unculturedmag)