The Dealer

"THEY ENTER THE CHAMBER IN A HIDDEN SEQUENCE."

[twoblankandonelive]

"I INSERT THE SHELLS IN AN UNKNOWN ORDER."

hello! this is a Dealer RP Account, based off of…well, The Dealer from the game Buckshot Roulette.

do not expect me to be consistent if any asks ARE answered. this was just made for fun!

(also tw for warnings of s/h, suicide, violence, and some other stuff i’ll add to the list when i wake up tmrw)

now, some things for you to note:

absolutely NOTHING nsfw. while this account will use stuff such as s/h, alcohol, smoking, and sui___e, alongside some other stuff i can remember, i shall make it stated that any ask will have absolutely NO slurs, offensive language, ANYTHING porn-related (although some suggestive stuff might get a pass, as long as it is NOT porn), etc. if your ask has of the like, i will see to it that your ask is deleted and you, blocked.

this is mainly used for asking people, not really for getting asks. but if you are asking, i highly ask that you be patient, as this is my first time running something like this :’]

i haven’t played buckshot roulette in a long time, so some things might become inaccurate!

this is simply MY take on the Dealer, therefore this is (mostly) non-canon. also, some of the things i might mention in asks or other stuff is either taken from Buckshot Roulette itself, or Buckshot Frenzy.

see you there!

ABOUT THE PERSON BEHIND IT ALL

Good day! Name’s 3000, or just dry. He/him! I was quite hooked on Buckshot Roulette then, but I’ve been trying to play it more since I’ve been…quite addicted. Do not expect me to answer an ask! I will most likely not use this blog often, so sorry ‘bout that!

TAGS SOON! its like 11:55 pm for me and ill make them when i wake up

[twoblankandonelive]

*a black cat appears*

@ava-katon

A…CAT? WHAT..

…HELLO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, KITTY?

[twoblankandonelive]

Hello, we are the Terminal Collective. Your little antic with Archangel Gabriel has interested us. We'd like to fund this little operation of yours if you would let us video tape all the games. They are rather entertaining, in a gruesome way, and that is what we like. Do you take the deal?

@literally-every-single-terminal

I KINDLY THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT. YOU HAVE FULL PERMISSIONS TO RECORD ALL THE GAMES.

[power-of-an-angel]

GOOD DAY.

TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU ARE A TWINK, I WILL SET UP A BET:

ONE LIVE, AND ONE BLANK. IF I HIT MYSELD WITH A BLANK, YOU ARE NOT A TWINK. IF I DO, YOU ARE THE TWINKEST TWINK TO EVER TWINK.

GOOD LUCK.

@twoblankandonelive

God dammit I told you I didn’t sign the waiver I don’t want to play these games I FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER, LEAVE!!

[twoblankandonelive]

DUDE. I JUST HIT MYSELF WITH FIVE LIVES IN A ROW.

I ONLY LOADED ONE BLANK AND ONE LIVE.

MY MAN, YOU ARE THE TWINKIEST TWINKIEST TWINK OF THE TWINKS TO EVER TWINK.

[power-of-an-angel]

MY BODY IS MADE OF PURE MUSCLE HOW DARE YOU

[twoblankandonelive]

…THEN I CHANGE THE RULES. YOU’RE A BOTTOM AND A FEMBOY.

[power-of-an-angel]

GOOD DAY.

TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU ARE A TWINK, I WILL SET UP A BET:

ONE LIVE, AND ONE BLANK. IF I HIT MYSELD WITH A BLANK, YOU ARE NOT A TWINK. IF I DO, YOU ARE THE TWINKEST TWINK TO EVER TWINK.

GOOD LUCK.

@twoblankandonelive

God dammit I told you I didn’t sign the waiver I don’t want to play these games I FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER, LEAVE!!

[twoblankandonelive]

DUDE. I JUST HIT MYSELF WITH FIVE LIVES IN A ROW.

I ONLY LOADED ONE BLANK AND ONE LIVE.

MY MAN, YOU ARE THE TWINKIEST TWINKIEST TWINK OF THE TWINKS TO EVER TWINK.

[twoblankandonelive]

” ..Stay the hell away from my brother.

—Mike Nguyen. “

The note laid there, a pack of cigarettes and a wad of 500 cash, probably stolen.

mtb ijxujwfyj dtz fwj, rnpj.

FORGIVE ME, MR. NGUYEN, BUT YOUR B R O T H E R WILLINGLY CHOOSES TO PARTICIPATE.

IT IS BY ALL MEANS YOUR MOVE TO KEEP HIM AWAY. I ONLY CARRY OUT THE GAME, NOT CHOOSE WHO GETS TO PLAY.

[angelicallyresurrecting]

“ So? My brother makes his own choices, I know that. I can’t stop him, because I physically can’t.

You know why? IT’S YOUR REGULAR. PHYL! So shut the hell up, leave him— no. US be. He’s just a teenager under all that bravado, just as she is. You don’t get to criticize on me on the measures I take.

You may not be able to choose who you play with, but you can take the measures to put limits. If you can’t do that, then fine. Prove yourself to be as terrible as I, you’re not special. “

Another note hastily rushed, this time without the bribery, as if he hadn’t cared enough for it.

[twoblankandonelive]

…FINE.

DO UNDERSTAND THAT IF HE RETURNS FROM HERE ON OUT, IT IS BY ALL MEANS, HIS CHOICE.

NEW MODIFICATION!

If [PLAYERNAME: ATHAZA] attempts to play a round, he will be instantly forced out and unable to sign the waiver, due to…a request, from someone.

DO NOT EXPECT THIS LENIENCY FROM NOW ON.

[twoblankandonelive]

” ..Stay the hell away from my brother.

—Mike Nguyen. “

The note laid there, a pack of cigarettes and a wad of 500 cash, probably stolen.

mtb ijxujwfyj dtz fwj, rnpj.

FORGIVE ME, MR. NGUYEN, BUT YOUR B R O T H E R WILLINGLY CHOOSES TO PARTICIPATE.

IT IS BY ALL MEANS YOUR MOVE TO KEEP HIM AWAY. I ONLY CARRY OUT THE GAME, NOT CHOOSE WHO GETS TO PLAY.

[che-dio-abbandoni-tutti]

HELLO, SIRE MAFIOSO.

I HAVE CAUGHT WIND OF THE FACT THAT YOU, BY CHANCE, RUN A CASINO OF SORTS.

I AM LOOKING TO HOST A SMALL GAME, SINCE…AN INCIDENT, HAPPENED AT THE CLUB WHERE I USUALLY HOST MINE.

IF YOU WERE TO BE SO GRACIOUS TO ALLOW ME TO HOST IT AT YOUR CASINO, I CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD AMOUNT OF THE BETS PEOPLE PLACE IN SAID GAME.

SO, WILL YOU LET ME COME AND STAY, OR NOT? EITHER CHOICE; THANK YOU.

@twoblankandonelive

The serving soldiers stare at the being before them. Their reactions varying from confused to some degree of scared.

| Soldier | : “...What the fuck.”

| Caporegime | : “Sol.”

Mafioso was no exception, looking at the Dealer infront of them, mix of confused and astonished. He considers.

| Mafioso | : “.. I see.”

Consigliere and Caporegime vaguely shake their heads at the boss' direction, clearly not liking the idea.

| Mafioso | : “And what percentage of this.. game, will we be taking?” he asks.

[twoblankandonelive]

40 OR 50 PERCENT. DEPENDS ON THE BET THEY PLACE.

THEY CAN PLACE AROUND $224,000 TO OVER $750,000 FOR BETS.

DO NOT FRET, I WILL COVER COSTS OF THE ITEMS USED IN THE ROUNDS, SO YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

I CAN ALSO COVER COSTS OF DEFIBS AND BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT SUPPLYING YOUR OWN DONATIONS, THOUGH. LET ME HOST MY LITTLE GAMES, AND I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE COSTS AND OTHER STUFF, WHILE YOU REAP THE REWARDS.

SO, DEAL OR NO DEAL?

[che-dio-abbandoni-tutti]

Both the lieutenant and advisor glanced towards their boss. Both their expressions conveying doubt.

| Caporegime | : “troppo bello per essere vero, no?”*

| Consigliere | : “Regime ha ragione. Defibrillatori? A cosa servirebbero?”**

Mafioso considers. It does sound too good. Deals like this often have a twist of sorts, they would know as much. And blood transfusions? Defibrillators?

| Mafioso | : “..What would this... game.... be, specifically?”

He has a feeling this guy is more than they let on. Even if they let on... a lot in itself.

* “Too good to be true, no?”

** “Regime's right/fair. Defribillitators? What would those be for/what would they be for?”

[twoblankandonelive]

IT’S QUITE SIMPLE.

THREE ROUNDS. TWO CHARGES EACH ON THE FIRST ROUND, FOUR ON THE SECOND…'SIX' ON THE THIRD.

A SHOTGUN LIES BEFORE US. IT IS LOADED WITH BOTH BLANK SHELLS - DO NOTHING, AND LIVE - SELF EXPLANATORY. WE TAKE TURNS EITHER AIMING AT THE OTHER OR AT OURSELVES. IF WE AIM AT OURSELVES AND FIRE A BLANK, WE SKIP THE OPPONENT’S TURN. GETTING HIT BY A LIVE REQUIRES A DEFIBRILLATOR TO BE USED, REVIVING THE PERSON, BUT COSTS A CHARGE. IF THE PLAYER’S CHARGE RUNS OUT ON THE FIRST OR SECOND ROUNDS, THE GAME ENDS, BUT CAN BE RESTARTED. IF THEY FALL ON THE LAST ROUND, THEN THE GAME PERMANENTLY ENDS, AND THE BET PLACED IS TAKEN, WITH EITHER 40 OR 50 PERCENT OF IT GOING TO YOU, AND THE REST GOING TO COVER THE COSTS. SECOND AND THIRD ROUNDS INTRODUCE ITEMS, WHICH I WILL NOT GO OVER RIGHT NOW. TWO ITEMS BEFORE EVERY LOAD ON THE SECOND ROUND, FOUR ON THE THIRD. HOWEVER, TO EVEN PLAY, THE OPPONENT MUST WILLINGLY SIGN A WAIVER, AGREEING THAT ME, AND BY EFFECT YOU AND THE OTHERS ARE HELD UNACCOUNTABLE IF THE PLAYER IS KILLED DURING THE GAME.

I BELIEVE I HAVE COVERED THE MOST OF IT, BUT IF NEED BE, I BELIEVE MANY OTHERS CAN INFORM YOU OF IT.

IS THE DEAL STILL ON?

[che-dio-abbandoni-tutti]

Soldier grins in amusement. That's a type of game he seems to enjoy.

| Soldier | : “Seems completely rational to me.”

| Contractee | : “Certo che diresti questo...”* Contractee sighs.

Consigliere and Caporegime sigh. Although death in itself was something they mostly tried to avoid in this casino of theirs, at least... they won't be held.. accountable? They suppose.

Mafioso notds.

| Mafioso | : “..I see.”

The short notice and the insisting is suspicious in itself. Usually partnerships such as this takes a few days at least of negotiation. .... welp. Yolo. There's no harm if they won't be responsible for the casualties...... right?

| Mafioso | : “.. 40% it is.”

* “of course you'd say that...”

[twoblankandonelive]

PERFECT. I THANK YOU FOR THIS, SIRE. I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT THIS WON’T BE REGRETTED.

UNTIL WE CROSS PATHS ONCE MORE.

the dealer waved goodbye, before departing.

[che-dio-abbandoni-tutti]

HELLO, SIRE MAFIOSO.

I HAVE CAUGHT WIND OF THE FACT THAT YOU, BY CHANCE, RUN A CASINO OF SORTS.

I AM LOOKING TO HOST A SMALL GAME, SINCE…AN INCIDENT, HAPPENED AT THE CLUB WHERE I USUALLY HOST MINE.

IF YOU WERE TO BE SO GRACIOUS TO ALLOW ME TO HOST IT AT YOUR CASINO, I CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD AMOUNT OF THE BETS PEOPLE PLACE IN SAID GAME.

SO, WILL YOU LET ME COME AND STAY, OR NOT? EITHER CHOICE; THANK YOU.

@twoblankandonelive

The serving soldiers stare at the being before them. Their reactions varying from confused to some degree of scared.

| Soldier | : “...What the fuck.”

| Caporegime | : “Sol.”

Mafioso was no exception, looking at the Dealer infront of them, mix of confused and astonished. He considers.

| Mafioso | : “.. I see.”

Consigliere and Caporegime vaguely shake their heads at the boss' direction, clearly not liking the idea.

| Mafioso | : “And what percentage of this.. game, will we be taking?” he asks.

[twoblankandonelive]

40 OR 50 PERCENT. DEPENDS ON THE BET THEY PLACE.

THEY CAN PLACE AROUND $224,000 TO OVER $750,000 FOR BETS.

DO NOT FRET, I WILL COVER COSTS OF THE ITEMS USED IN THE ROUNDS, SO YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

I CAN ALSO COVER COSTS OF DEFIBS AND BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT SUPPLYING YOUR OWN DONATIONS, THOUGH. LET ME HOST MY LITTLE GAMES, AND I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE COSTS AND OTHER STUFF, WHILE YOU REAP THE REWARDS.

SO, DEAL OR NO DEAL?

[che-dio-abbandoni-tutti]

Both the lieutenant and advisor glanced towards their boss. Both their expressions conveying doubt.

| Caporegime | : “troppo bello per essere vero, no?”*

| Consigliere | : “Regime ha ragione. Defibrillatori? A cosa servirebbero?”**

Mafioso considers. It does sound too good. Deals like this often have a twist of sorts, they would know as much. And blood transfusions? Defibrillators?

| Mafioso | : “..What would this... game.... be, specifically?”

He has a feeling this guy is more than they let on. Even if they let on... a lot in itself.

* “Too good to be true, no?”

** “Regime's right/fair. Defribillitators? What would those be for/what would they be for?”

[twoblankandonelive]

IT’S QUITE SIMPLE.

THREE ROUNDS. TWO CHARGES EACH ON THE FIRST ROUND, FOUR ON THE SECOND…'SIX' ON THE THIRD.

A SHOTGUN LIES BEFORE US. IT IS LOADED WITH BOTH BLANK SHELLS - DO NOTHING, AND LIVE - SELF EXPLANATORY. WE TAKE TURNS EITHER AIMING AT THE OTHER OR AT OURSELVES. IF WE AIM AT OURSELVES AND FIRE A BLANK, WE SKIP THE OPPONENT’S TURN. GETTING HIT BY A LIVE REQUIRES A DEFIBRILLATOR TO BE USED, REVIVING THE PERSON, BUT COSTS A CHARGE. IF THE PLAYER’S CHARGE RUNS OUT ON THE FIRST OR SECOND ROUNDS, THE GAME ENDS, BUT CAN BE RESTARTED. IF THEY FALL ON THE LAST ROUND, THEN THE GAME PERMANENTLY ENDS, AND THE BET PLACED IS TAKEN, WITH EITHER 40 OR 50 PERCENT OF IT GOING TO YOU, AND THE REST GOING TO COVER THE COSTS. SECOND AND THIRD ROUNDS INTRODUCE ITEMS, WHICH I WILL NOT GO OVER RIGHT NOW. TWO ITEMS BEFORE EVERY LOAD ON THE SECOND ROUND, FOUR ON THE THIRD. HOWEVER, TO EVEN PLAY, THE OPPONENT MUST WILLINGLY SIGN A WAIVER, AGREEING THAT ME, AND BY EFFECT YOU AND THE OTHERS ARE HELD UNACCOUNTABLE IF THE PLAYER IS KILLED DURING THE GAME.

I BELIEVE I HAVE COVERED THE MOST OF IT, BUT IF NEED BE, I BELIEVE MANY OTHERS CAN INFORM YOU OF IT.

IS THE DEAL STILL ON?

[che-dio-abbandoni-tutti]

HELLO, SIRE MAFIOSO.

I HAVE CAUGHT WIND OF THE FACT THAT YOU, BY CHANCE, RUN A CASINO OF SORTS.

I AM LOOKING TO HOST A SMALL GAME, SINCE…AN INCIDENT, HAPPENED AT THE CLUB WHERE I USUALLY HOST MINE.

IF YOU WERE TO BE SO GRACIOUS TO ALLOW ME TO HOST IT AT YOUR CASINO, I CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD AMOUNT OF THE BETS PEOPLE PLACE IN SAID GAME.

SO, WILL YOU LET ME COME AND STAY, OR NOT? EITHER CHOICE; THANK YOU.

@twoblankandonelive

The serving soldiers stare at the being before them. Their reactions varying from confused to some degree of scared.

| Soldier | : “...What the fuck.”

| Caporegime | : “Sol.”

Mafioso was no exception, looking at the Dealer infront of them, mix of confused and astonished. He considers.

| Mafioso | : “.. I see.”

Consigliere and Caporegime vaguely shake their heads at the boss' direction, clearly not liking the idea.

| Mafioso | : “And what percentage of this.. game, will we be taking?” he asks.

[twoblankandonelive]

40 OR 50 PERCENT. DEPENDS ON THE BET THEY PLACE.

THEY CAN PLACE AROUND $224,000 TO OVER $750,000 FOR BETS.

DO NOT FRET, I WILL COVER COSTS OF THE ITEMS USED IN THE ROUNDS, SO YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

I CAN ALSO COVER COSTS OF DEFIBS AND BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT SUPPLYING YOUR OWN DONATIONS, THOUGH. LET ME HOST MY LITTLE GAMES, AND I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE COSTS AND OTHER STUFF, WHILE YOU REAP THE REWARDS.

SO, DEAL OR NO DEAL?