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@twolipking-blog
Okay so am I allowed to extend our marriage to a third person or is that a no no?
No. Don’t.
I would have listened to that had someone actually been there for valentines day
atleast they took me out and got me something
*scoffs* How do you know I didn’t get you anything?
Okay so am I allowed to extend our marriage to a third person or is that a no no?
No. Don’t.
I,,,,, do,,,,
I- Hell yeah, alright
Great.
Now make me a sandwich.
Woah woah woah
Don’t try and get me arrested for domestic violence this early
Fine.
Where should we go for our honeymoon? Preferrably,,,, the backyard
I was gonna say the bedroom but I mean
Why are you so thirsty like damn
You’re my husband deal with it I’m finding the most expensive vacation now and you’re paying
We’re married, so technically our money is combined now. So, no, you and I are both paying for it.
Jokes on you
I have no money
I’m getting a divorce. Bye.
You should have known this??
I feel betrayed.
You made a terrible mistake, I’m a golddigger
See you in court, asshole
Ey.
hey cabeça tulipa, where have you been?
*innocent smile* You’re not a saint
Bye.
*laughs* You’re too easy to tease
You’re not teasing, you’re just being ugly.
I,,,,, do,,,,
I- Hell yeah, alright
Great.
Now make me a sandwich.
Woah woah woah
Don’t try and get me arrested for domestic violence this early
Fine.
Where should we go for our honeymoon? Preferrably,,,, the backyard
I was gonna say the bedroom but I mean
Why are you so thirsty like damn
You’re my husband deal with it I’m finding the most expensive vacation now and you’re paying
We’re married, so technically our money is combined now. So, no, you and I are both paying for it.
Jokes on you
I have no money
I’m getting a divorce. Bye.
You should have known this??
I feel betrayed.
Ey.
hey cabeça tulipa, where have you been?
*innocent smile* You’re not a saint
Bye.
@aph-recycle-bin is een bezoek aan Amsterdam
“... Welkom.”
Ey.
hey cabeça tulipa, where have you been?
Hiding from you.
Says the one who would follow me around *grins teasingly*
You have no proof of such a thing.
Sounds like someones in denial~
… *narrows his eyes* Hey.
*laughs, smiling innocently* Yes?
What area do people go to lie? As in, telling a lie.
From the way this conversation is going it would be right where you’re standing
*purses his lips* … Da-Nile River.
Have you been there recently? You must have.
You’re not even laughing at my joke.
It’s much more fun to tease you *laughs* and if you told one I haven’t heard before I might laugh.
I– What? No. I made that joke. It’s copyrighted.
As much as I love how hard you try to impress me, and how endearing it is, I know you’re lying.
A saint like myself never tells a lie.
You are far from a saint
I am the perfect image of a saint fuck you.
Evidence?
Hot.
We were talking about you not me
*eyebrow twitch*
I,,,,, do,,,,
I- Hell yeah, alright
Great.
Now make me a sandwich.
Woah woah woah
Don’t try and get me arrested for domestic violence this early
Fine.
Where should we go for our honeymoon? Preferrably,,,, the backyard
I was gonna say the bedroom but I mean
Why are you so thirsty like damn
You’re my husband deal with it I’m finding the most expensive vacation now and you’re paying
We’re married, so technically our money is combined now. So, no, you and I are both paying for it.
Jokes on you
I have no money
I’m getting a divorce. Bye.
Ey.
hey cabeça tulipa, where have you been?
Hiding from you.
Says the one who would follow me around *grins teasingly*
You have no proof of such a thing.
Sounds like someones in denial~
… *narrows his eyes* Hey.
*laughs, smiling innocently* Yes?
What area do people go to lie? As in, telling a lie.
From the way this conversation is going it would be right where you’re standing
*purses his lips* … Da-Nile River.
Have you been there recently? You must have.
You’re not even laughing at my joke.
It’s much more fun to tease you *laughs* and if you told one I haven’t heard before I might laugh.
I– What? No. I made that joke. It’s copyrighted.
As much as I love how hard you try to impress me, and how endearing it is, I know you’re lying.
A saint like myself never tells a lie.
You are far from a saint
I am the perfect image of a saint fuck you.
Evidence?
Hot.
Ey.
hey cabeça tulipa, where have you been?
Hiding from you.
Says the one who would follow me around *grins teasingly*
You have no proof of such a thing.
Sounds like someones in denial~
… *narrows his eyes* Hey.
*laughs, smiling innocently* Yes?
What area do people go to lie? As in, telling a lie.
From the way this conversation is going it would be right where you’re standing
*purses his lips* … Da-Nile River.
Have you been there recently? You must have.
You’re not even laughing at my joke.
It’s much more fun to tease you *laughs* and if you told one I haven’t heard before I might laugh.
I– What? No. I made that joke. It’s copyrighted.
As much as I love how hard you try to impress me, and how endearing it is, I know you’re lying.
A saint like myself never tells a lie.
You are far from a saint
I am the perfect image of a saint fuck you.
I,,,,, do,,,,
I- Hell yeah, alright
Great.
Now make me a sandwich.
Woah woah woah
Don’t try and get me arrested for domestic violence this early
Fine.
Where should we go for our honeymoon? Preferrably,,,, the backyard
I was gonna say the bedroom but I mean
Why are you so thirsty like damn
You’re my husband deal with it I’m finding the most expensive vacation now and you’re paying
We’re married, so technically our money is combined now. So, no, you and I are both paying for it.
Port put some sunscreen on Ned’s face in a particular shape. Really Ned he was just making sure you don’t get too sunburnt!
@twolipking
okay wow bitch
Ey.
hey cabeça tulipa, where have you been?
Hiding from you.
Says the one who would follow me around *grins teasingly*
You have no proof of such a thing.
Sounds like someones in denial~
… *narrows his eyes* Hey.
*laughs, smiling innocently* Yes?
What area do people go to lie? As in, telling a lie.
From the way this conversation is going it would be right where you’re standing
*purses his lips* … Da-Nile River.
Have you been there recently? You must have.
You’re not even laughing at my joke.
It’s much more fun to tease you *laughs* and if you told one I haven’t heard before I might laugh.
I– What? No. I made that joke. It’s copyrighted.
As much as I love how hard you try to impress me, and how endearing it is, I know you’re lying.
A saint like myself never tells a lie.
I,,,,, do,,,,
I- Hell yeah, alright
Great.
Now make me a sandwich.
Woah woah woah
Don’t try and get me arrested for domestic violence this early
Fine.
Where should we go for our honeymoon? Preferrably,,,, the backyard
I was gonna say the bedroom but I mean
Why are you so thirsty like damn
I,,,,, do,,,,
I- Hell yeah, alright
Great.
Now make me a sandwich.
Woah woah woah
Don’t try and get me arrested for domestic violence this early
Fine.
Where should we go for our honeymoon? Preferrably,,,, the backyard
Ey.
hey cabeça tulipa, where have you been?
Hiding from you.
Says the one who would follow me around *grins teasingly*
You have no proof of such a thing.
Sounds like someones in denial~
… *narrows his eyes* Hey.
*laughs, smiling innocently* Yes?
What area do people go to lie? As in, telling a lie.
From the way this conversation is going it would be right where you’re standing
*purses his lips* … Da-Nile River.
Have you been there recently? You must have.
You’re not even laughing at my joke.
It’s much more fun to tease you *laughs* and if you told one I haven’t heard before I might laugh.
I-- What? No. I made that joke. It’s copyrighted.
