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What if this whole time he's been secretly feeding me?

Hannah about breastfeeding Clyde

I just realized I don't know the difference between Wayne's World and Weird Al

Hannah

David: I'm racking my brain about things I've racked my brain about.

Hannah: That's what Saturdays are for.

Is it too late for... I don't know... Nachos?

Hannah

I'd rather be blinded by the sun than anything else. Like by acid.

Hannah

I just felt like Little John.

Hannah about running while pregnant

Will you tell your son to get off the nerve that runs through my whole body?

Hannah about the boy

Muvy died and pop pop married boots, right?

James about Helen's grandpa

I heard someone behind me whispering about prostitutes.

Hannah, Baker's Table Cafe, Eleanor, West Virginia

David, without your zeal for life and adventurous spirit — Pie Day wouldn't have happened and I wouldn't have a slice of pie on my damn arm.

Ken, referring to his tattoo

Man, whoever burnt toast still did.

Hannah, passing back by the bakery

It smells like a bad flavor of something.

Hannah

When I first met him he was stuffing lemons in a drain.

Alex Cameron about his sax player

Yeah and burn their phone numbers! And ours! And never see them again!"

Hannah about cutting ties with O'Yeah hot sauce after helping bottle just once

The Internet is the hardware network that allows us to transmit data. The Web is a collection of linked hypertext documents.

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I can't believe you swallow down to the pit.

Hannah about how I drink coffee

Yvonne in this big sombrero and she just got plastered.

Heard walking by a small group of 40 somethings. New Orleans, LA.

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