Taila: *plays card* Uno.
Phoebe:
Phoebe: *plays Draw 4*
Taila: Excuse me?
Phoebe: What?
Taila: What the fuck was that?
Phoebe: I played my card.
Taila: What is this?
Phoebe: It’s a game of Uno.
Taila: What am I to you?
Phoebe: You’re my best friend.
Taila: I’m your best friend! What kind of person does that to their BEST FRIEND?
Phoebe: It’s a Draw 4 card, Taila.
Taila: It’s so much more than that. This is betrayal.
Phoebe: What? I had to play the card at some point. You’re the only other person here playing with me.
Taila: It hurts, Phoebe. It hurts to think that we used to be close.
Phoebe: What the fuck are you on?
Taila: We used to stick together. Not purposely sabotage each other.
Phoebe: *disbelief* We are playing a game of Uno.
Taila: I trusted you.
Phoebe: Well, you shouldn’t have. You’re my only opponent in the game.
Taila: And you had to go and throw it all away!
Phoebe: You make less than no sense.
Taila: At least I’m there for you when you need me.
Phoebe: What does that have to do with Uno?!
Taila: Ohana means family. And family means no one gets left behind.
Phoebe: We were playing Uno!
Taila: You’re different, Phoebe.
Phoebe: What the fuck?
Taila: You’ve changed.
Phoebe: This is about. A Draw 4 card.
Taila: Old Phoebe would’ve never pulled this shit.
Phoebe: Yes, she would’ve. And she did. Many times.
Taila: Old Phoebe had values.
Phoebe: The old Taila wasn’t mentally ill.
Taila: *stands up* You need to re-evaluate this whole situation!
Phoebe: You want me to start purposely losing Uno games?
Taila: You know what? I’m leaving. I’ll be back when you start treating people right!
Taila: *rips door off hinge*