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kittyn

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

KEVIN!!!!

behave naturally

new copypasta

this is me. a reylo. who is apparently not welcome in the star wars community EVER because of who i ship. going to go have a cry now. i’m so done with this stupid fucking franchise.

husband

Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies? Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes? Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards? Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up? Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.

blearybass

Reading this in dark mode is so funny

agentduckorico

twoguysonebeartrap

movies where a creature of another species with a love for good food meets a mess of a human down on his luck living in a shitty apartment and the creature can control the guy’s action and he’s unwilling at first but they learn to cooperate and together they can stop the evil rich man trying to take them down

tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2

This comparison is wild, but where’s the lie

inverted-typo

Also there was a video

smol--jelly

Bailey. You know I love you. But what the actual fuck I thought I was having a fever dream.

Your lone noodle is the reason why the gods no longer speak to anything on this earth.

knifefightscene

What straight people think I want: to be accepted, to be seen as “normal” by them

What I actually want: a wife, ten cats, house by the ocean, money so i can get the love of my life whatever she wants

captain-flint

JJ abrams: and then they hug.. you kno like friends do

oscar: i got it :)

whitepeopletwitter

anxietyproblem

javierbardem

Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty?

humansofnewyork

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life. Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog. Anyone is free to stop by at anytime. You can eat or drink whatever you want. All the young people in the neighborhood love me. I’m the oldest person in our friend group. Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties. They call me Queen Mama. I call them my adopted kids. I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews. I only ask one thing in return. Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea. Just so I can stay up to date. Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up. We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)