quantifiably bitchy

scarlet - im an adult and i hope you are too Horror : @hoffmancometh / AMC's The Terror : @shibariangeljirving my posts that some people like

[witchscarlet]

they need to invent a 10 of swords emoji

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[cinematicwasteland]

[missjeanjacket]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[shittysawtraps]

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[sepulchretide]

Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)

[vintage-tigre]

[coughloop]