Two beings, alone. Lonely. Sad.

Written by Konny Post neutral run; Queen Undyne ending. Sans lives with Toriel, Frisk is in the void. Semi-selective || Indie. || Ask / Rp || Multi- and single-ship Sideblog to @purrple-skies and @surfacechild M!A: Unlucky Clover: Lygari has extremely bad luck to the point where its like everything wants to kill them

[fcllenflowers]

✧ Steel to Lygari and ✧ For Narci to Veritas ;DD

The tongue runs fast

{Accepting ¾}

@twotiredbeings

“Do y’ ever sit by yourself an’ think ‘daym, what is Steel doin’ right now without me’. ‘Cus I do. Like…most of my time that’s what I do actually.”

“Take one step closer and I’m getting a restraining order.”

[fcllenflowers]

[daffothrill]: Can someone explain to me what a ‘furry’ is please? All the search comes up with is pictures of naked dog monsters.

[twotiredbeings]

[rainbowcandy]: are you srsly too dumb to search what a furry is

[rainbowcandy]: how can one be so dumb

[twotiredbeings]

// *pokes @fcllenflowers*

// looks who got their blog to the new main :D

[fcllenflowers]

// does this mean ur back???

[twotiredbeings]

// IT’S BEEN VERY LONG OKAY I DON’T REMEBER SHIT

// okay I remember a little bit but not much

// I think I should re-do the blog a little maybe

// maybe throw sans off i dunno

// the only undertale blogs I follow are you and socks anyways xD

// and maaybe back

// i wanted to try?

[fcllenflowers]

💪 "Wow, you're /ripped/", Veritas stop touching Narci's arm. "Bet you could carry at least fifty kilogramms", oh god stop. "So strong, I think I'll faint.", she rolls her eyes and grins lightly. (u said trol narci I'M HERE TO DELIVER)

Ripped to shreds

{Not Accepting}

@twotiredbeings

 If it was anyone else he’d probably have shoved them off by now. But does he dare to touch Veritas? He’d have to be an idiot. For now he prefers to consider himself an intellectual in suffering.

 Every touch sends a new shiver down his stem-like spine and makes him wish that someone - anyone- would step in to save him from this absolute torture. What is worse, is he has to endure her sarcasm too -because it’s obvious sarcasm since his arm is as lean as a plant leaf; he has to stand there in silence like a good boy, or the girl might stab his planty insides out.

“…A-are you done now? I’d really prefer if you stopped touching me, please.”

 Maybe if he’s nice about it she’s going to drop it.

[fcllenflowers]

"your smile makes flowers grow in my chest." YOU MEAN VERI AND NARCI? XD

@twotiredbeings

“Gosh golly, no! She absolutely despises flowers, haven’t you heard? She makes a hobby out of ripping them out of their pots.”

“Then again there’s this rumor about how Charas are truly demons…”

“HEY!”

[twotiredbeings]

// *pokes @fcllenflowers*

// looks who got their blog to the new main :D

[twotiredbeings]

Lygari, Narci wants Steel to burn in the fire.

“When does he not want Steel to burn in a fire?”

[twotiredbeings]

LYGARI YOUR GF IS GOING TO SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE YOU NEED TO STOP THEM

“You are aware I would rather help them right?

[twotiredbeings]

Things my muse(s) can do

Bold the things they can do

Tagged by: @fcllenflowers Tagging: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bake a cake from scratch. ride a horse. drive a submarine. speak a second language.dance. catch a fish. play an instrument. throw a punch. build a deck. ice skate.unclog a drain. program a computer. change a flat tire. fire a gun. sew. juggle. play poker. paint. fly a kite. sculpt. write poetry. change a diaper. sing. shoot a bow & arrow. ride a bike. swim. sail a boat. do a back flip. play chess. give CPR. pitch a tent. flirt. stitch a wound. read palms. use chopsticks. write in cursive/calligraphy. use an electric drill. braid hair. make a campfire. make a mixed drink. do Sudoku puzzles. wrap a gift. give a good massage. jump-start a car. roll their tongue. magic tricks. do yoga. tie a tie. skip a rock.shuffle a deck of cards.read morse code. pick a lock.

Veri, because she has no picture:

bake a cake from scratch. ride a horse. drive a submarine. speak a second language.dance. catch a fish. play an instrument. throw a punch. build a deck. ice skate.unclog a drain. program a computer. change a flat tire. fire a gun. sew. juggle. play poker. paint. fly a kite. sculpt. write poetry. change a diaper. sing. shoot a bow & arrow. ride a bike. swim. sail a boat. do a back flip. play chess. give CPR. pitch a tent. flirt. stitch a wound. read palms. use chopsticks. write in cursive/calligraphy. use an electric drill. braid hair. make a campfire. make a mixed drink. do Sudoku puzzles. wrap a gift. give a good massage. jump-start a car. roll their tongue. magic tricks. do yoga. tie a tie. skip a rock.shuffle a deck of cards.read morse code. pick a lock.

[open]

[fcllenflowers]

@twotiredbeings

[fcllenflowers]

[chocobae]: who wants to beat up a flowey. line up.

[twotiredbeings]

[rainbowcandy]: where’s the line

[fcllenflowers]

when u follow my blog recommendations

@kindnessneedsbravery / @amorallaw , @asktheseventhhuman, @red-man-of-mustache, @stripedshirt, @dt-divided, @im-sans-ational, @twotiredbeings/ @drop-of-kindness, @blind-determination, @the-cruel-covetous-player, @dreams-of-cerulean, @neutrcl, @toddling-pacifist, @side-chara-cter

[twotiredbeings]

Well you’ll never see me if you follow so do whatever you want I’m dead anyways  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[twotiredbeings]

TAGGED BY: @fcllenflowers

TAGGING: I don’t like taggingnnnnn

1ST RULE: tag 9 muses you would like to know better: i literally don’t want to put any of my followers on the spot. do it if you want, don’t if you don’t want

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true for your muse

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller 

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes (Reddish brown counts right :D)

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well everyone

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I was on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss 

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship (I mean technically yes right)

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

[twotiredbeings]

battle stats. Lygari

general.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ — strength ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ — offense ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — defense ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆  — speed ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★  — durability ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — accuracy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆  — agility ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — stamina ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — teamwork ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆  — stealth

specifics.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆  — close combat ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★  — bladed weapons ( swords, daggers ) ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — blunt weapons ( clubs, staffs, axes ) ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — ranged weapons (archery, guns ) ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — superpowers / abilities ( magic ) ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — traps / setups ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  — medic

any lasting injuries from combat ? No injuries, but a few scars on her hands. Also on her lower arms

fighting style ? ( bold any that apply. )

commander / duelist / honorable / dishonorable / would have others do their fighting /stealthy / long-ranged / melee / technological / sorcery /superhuman abilities / has fought in a tourney / a lover of fighting / a hater of fighting / cowardly / reckless / strategic / uses underhanded tricks / renowned for their skill / trained  / untrained / keeps skills a secret /won a battle / lost a battle / ruthless / merciful

(I don’t know some of these words and am too lazy to search what they mean)

tagged by: @asktheseventhhuman tagging: urgh

[fcllenflowers]

I love seeing reactions, so I wanna see one of Narci! Veri says ❤ “I /love/ you" with a grin :D

Reactions!

{Accepting 2/5}

“…”

“I…uh…”

*He considers it very unwise to go against this crazy bitch problematic girl and instead decides to take a slow step back. Of course Narcissus understands this word spoken in lowercase, contrary to how it is implied, since he figures it is absolutely logical for this young girl to have fallen in love with a man as charming as he is. Therefore he begins to think of a quick way to reject her and minimize the damage.

“I appreciate the sentiment. Unfortunately, for practical reasons, that is all I am capable of doing. Thank you for sharing, friend.”

*Better get on her good side.

@twotiredbeings​

[melisica]

[fcllenflowers]

@twotiredbeings

[fcllenflowers]

Can I- can I send- I love stupid ships that will not happen, I want that obnoxious ship meme thing. With my favorite guys! Narci and veri of course! :D / sorry I send so much btw

Ship stuff…but obnoxious.

{Accepting 3/5}

//too much is never enough for me Konny. And I mcfreaking love Narci and Veri I cry

-always wins when they play Trivia Crack: Lol Narci he’s good at it. BUT-But if Veri wants to win he’ll let her…just don’t pluck him. Please.

-laughs when their partner trips on something: Narci and then quickly covers up his mouth so she won’t see him. Veri CRACKS UP when he trips she laughs for years

-would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke: Veri and Narci would literally fantasize about strangling her in her sleep that night.

-spoils the ending of books/movies: Veri and Narci gets so annoyed he like wants to watch the movie in a sensible ORDER and that ruins the ORDER of events (again, he fantasizes about drowning her in the toilet that night)

-always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW: Veri. It’s a sarcastic joke though to bug him.

-eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it: Veri, but Narci doesn’t care anyway.

-obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week: …Neither? Narci doesn’t really like puns, especially wordplay that alters the original meaning of the word but might chuckle sometimes. He’s not a big fan though.

-makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc: Veri. So annoying, Narci’s agent has to go over and fix them before some scandal/drama breaks out bc he’s a local celebrity

-has to beat their partner in every game: BOTH.

-keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff: Veritas. Narci just keeps her locked out of his room bc he’s a flower and she’s dangerous.

-eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway: Veritas. Because she has a death wish apparently.