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Elliott/Spider | 21 | they/he | tua personal is @0004-hargreeves | i like/follow from @sanxerss

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Hi, I'm Elliott!

I also go by Nine, Rogue, Nyx, and Spider, use whatever you want :)) these are in order of preference tho

I'm agender, and I use they/he pronouns, plus ze/zir and vey/vem/ver. I'm also queer and asexual!

All of my most used sideblogs can be found below:

@txtally-correct-sanders - incorrect quotes for sanders sides, and my main

@willexrights - julie and the phantoms

@txtally-correct-mt - incorrect quotes for marianas trench (the band)

@0004-hargreeves - not quotes, tua

@lxvitates - a general multifandom page

More links:

My Ao3

My Twitter

My Carrd

Important!

I do not have any triggers myself, so I may forget that certain things are triggering. If you need something tagged PLEASE send me an ask or a pm and I will tag it for you! I want to make this a safe place for everyone 💕💕

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Luther: was that an entire day where no one did any dumb bullshit?

Klaus: well I was trying to, but everyone got in my way

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Klaus: if Diego catches us, he'll kill us

Vanya: but if Luther catches us, we'll be turned over to Five

Klaus:

Klaus: Diego it is

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Klaus, buying some alcohol:

Cashier: im going to need some identification

Klaus, pointing to the bottles: whiskey, vodka, wine, beer

Cashier: n-no I meant you

Klaus: oh, I'm Klaus

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Sorry for lowkey stalking your blog :(

No worries man, it's alright!! I dont mind :))

[kitelledoodles]

Driving lessons with Grace and Diego

Original text by @txtally-correct-tua

Instagram: @kitdoodles

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Klaus: are you...crying??

Diego: no! It's....liquid pride. Totally different thing

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Klaus: you fight like my sister!

Diego: I've fought your sister. Thats a compliment!

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Hi guys! So I recently made a discord server for the show Schitts Creek! Figured I'd share it here so it gets more notice skfjkdf

https://discord.gg/zZMQzCpUdV

Don't feel obligated to join if you don't want to! Do feel free to reblog and share to people who might be interested tho :)

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At the rave scene:

Ben: i thought you died!

Klaus: do I look like the kind of man who dies?

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Klaus: my computer is broken

Diego: just give it to the IT guy

Klaus: okay

Klaus, walking outside and tossing the computer into a sewer: good luck

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Diego: hey klaus do you support gay rights?

Klaus:

Klaus: I am gay

Diego:

Luther:

Luther: you didn't answer the question

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We hit!! 1k!! Thats so cool :OO

Idk what to do, I'm not very creative KSJFLSKF but uhh thanks y'all, ily omg 🥺🥰 <333

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Five: when the time comes, I want to be buried facedown

Five: so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass

[tehmoonofficial]

Translation: 20 people saw this, but only 2 reblogged, therefore stalling this post and limiting it to 22 notes. This is why the UA incorrect quote blogs are dead, guys! I’m not asking you to reblog stuff you don’t find funny, but if you like the post, reblog it. Please. If it doesn’t fit your theme, make a sideblog and reblog TUA content there. If you’re shy, don’t be! I love interacting with you guys!! The fandom is being killed because likes literally do not help the algorithm at all. None of the artists are being paid to post fanart, and none of the fic authors get paid either— we just ask for reblogs so we can keep showing you all content. Otherwise, none of it gets boosted and none of you get to see it on your dash and reblog it, boosting it even more. It’s a vicious cycle so please, please support fandom creators and reblog their stuff.

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Klaus: just realized the five stages of grief spell DABDA and I feel like it's very important

Diego: sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

Five, vibrating intensely:

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Klaus: well what if we-

Five: not now klaus the smart people are thinking

Diego: aw, thanks Five

Five: not you