Getting There

I pretend that no one sees this.

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

[ultra-despair-deactivated202106]

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

[beynotce]

[0101101101]

[excima]

@tomfordvelvetorchid

[homo-ousios]

turn the sound on for the love of god

[doggosource]

she swim

[crescentmoondemon]

[charrators]

fun fact!

This photo isn’t even edited. His name is Ollie and he just looks like that.

[brazilshit]

interview: Can you show us some of yours skills

me:

[mybananaaas]

I cant

[as-an-asterisk]

I thought this was hungry hungry hippos

[pomme-de-terr3-deactivated20181]

Um damn

[rhysiare]

That booty really poppin’

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[with-practice]

A meteorologist in Key West fighting Irma’s winds.

[princesswetkitty]

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME

[bvids]

EXCUSE ME CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION HURRICANE IRMA…FUCK JUST ONE QUESTION!

[ithelpstodream]

[agenciadasu]

[nino9710]

😍

[beautifulbrownies]

omg she is so adorable

[sandandglass]

[sapphosmisthios-deactivated2018]

my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.

[itwasntrainingyet]

[thingsorganizedneatly]

SUBMISSION: Adam Hillman, Dotted Line, 2018

[nova-cayne]

I’m fucking dying

[petercreepshend-deactivated2013]

when you suddenly discover a bunch of new songs

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

[mrdsc1010]

Same Energy

[bunjywunjy]

toddlers are too powerful to be reckoned with