like an x-rated mary poppins

stephanie. she/her. feminist. american. probably too old to be here. my life is dope and i do dope shit. follow for: soft misandry, fandom, puns, cute mammals, consciousness raising, stylish babies, comic books, religion, leftist politics, inside jokes, select sci-fi, literature, witches, and me being really gay and cranky and crying a lot.

[sarriane]

can the new thing please be putting quotes from the chilling adventures of sabrina over screencaps from sabrina the teenage witch?

[sarriane]

[turnabout]

Yes please

[boschfemme]

I am gonna make it through this year, if it kills me

[beaft]

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake

[gamegrrl]

reblog this and tag with your zodiac sign and your favorite alcoholic drink

[originofbutts-deactivated201812]

[lizziemcguire]

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess

[mainflopgirl]

ben wyatt was queer eye to april and andy when they were eating out of a frisbee and he was like stop living like this

[silvercistern-deactivated202307]

so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. 

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me. 

[valtsv]

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

[valtsv]

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[homoz]

[homoz]

[soviettart]

[thenamesjavii]

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

One more and the Gayfinity Gauntlet is complete

[magnuslightwoodbane]

bold of you to assume bobby berk fears anything

[dagwolf]

Healing is not about getting over it. Healing is about learning to live well in the aftermath. We have many ways to live that lead to healing but none that get over It.

[wraithpirate-deactivated2019021]

[everydaylouie]

ICE CREAM SONGS (NEW MBMBAM ANIMATION)

[humanisticjew]

Do I believe in a traditional biblical God? Well, not in the sense that the ancient Israelites believed in Him. I could never make the full leap to accepting a God who rolls up his sleeves and fiddles with our lives like a novelist does his characters. I’m still agnostic. But in the words of Elton Richards, I’m now a reverent agnostic. I now believe that whether or not there’s a God, there is such a thing as sacredness. Life is sacred. The Sabbath can be a sacred day. Prayer can be a sacred ritual. There is something transcendent, beyond the everyday. It’s possible that humans created this sacredness ourselves, but that doesn’t take away from its power or importance.

A.J. Jacobs, The Year of Living Biblically

[afairfight]

Jonathan in Queer Eye: S1E8