not a psychic

" red john is mine. " indie patrick jane from the mentalist.

[tygerbane-blog]

fashion / appearance stats

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BODY.

Long legs.  Short legs.    Average legs.   Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Toned thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms.    Soft arms. Toned arms. Muscular arms.  Toned stomach.  Flat stomach.   Flabby Stomach.   Soft stomach.  Beer belly.   Lean frame.  Beefy/muscular frame.  Voluptuous frame.    Petite frame ( 5 ft 4 or shorter ). Lanky frame. Short nails.   Long nails.   Manicured nails.    Dirty nails.    Flat ass.   Toned ass.   Bubble butt.   Small waist.  Thick waist.   Narrow hips.   Average hips.  Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet.   Small feet. Soft feet.  Slender feet.   Calloused hands.   Soft hands.   Big hands.  Average hands.   Small hands.    Long fingers.    Short fingers.  Average fingers. Broad shoulder. Underweight. Average weight.   Overweight.

HEIGHT.

Shorter than 140 cm.   141 cm-150 cm.   151 cm to 160 cm.    161 cm to 170 cm.    171 cm to 180cm.   181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

Pale.    Rosy.  Olive. Dark.    Tanned.   Blotchy.   Smooth.  Acne.   Dry.  Greasy.   Freckled.

EYES.

Small.    Large.    Average.    Grey.   Brown.   Blue.   Green. Gold. Hazel.   Doe-eyed. Almond. Close-set.    Wide-set.   Squinty.    Monolid.    Heavy eyelids. Upturned.  Downturned. Sunken.

HAIR.

Thin.   Thick.   Fine.    Normal. Greasy.   Dry. Soft.    Shiny.    Curly.   Frizzy.    Wild. Unruly.  Straight.    Smooth.  Wavy. Floppy.    Cropped.    Pixie-cut.    Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Buzz cut.    Bald.    Jaw length.    Mohawk.   White.    Platinum blonde.    Golden blonde.    Dirty blonde.    Blondette.    Ombre.   Light brown.   Mouse brown.    Chestnut brown.    Golden brown.    Chocolate brown.   Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger.    Auburn.    Dyed red.   Dyed any “unnatural color”.   Thin eyebrows.   Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows.

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS.

Full sleeve.    Thigh tattoo.    Neck tattoo.    Chest tattoo.   One tattoo.  A few here and there.   Multiple.   No tattoo.    Monroe piercing.    Nose piercing.    Septum.    Nipple piercing(s).   Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings.   Earlobe piercing.   Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s).    Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s).    Tragus piercing.    Angel bites.    Labret.    Stretches out ears.    Navel piercing.    Inverse navel piercing.    Cheek piercing(s).    Smiley.    Nape piercing(s).

COSMETICS.

Eyeliner.    Light eyeliner.   Heavy eyeliner.    Cat eyes.    Mascara.   Fake eyelashes.    Matte lipstick.  Regular lipstick.    Lipgloss.   Red lips.  Pink lips.    Dark lips.   Bronzer.   Highlighter. Eyeshadow.   Neutral eyeshadow.   Smoky eyes.  Colorful eyeshadow.    Blush. Lipliner.    Light contouring.   Heavy contouring.   Powder.  Matte foundation.  Shiny foundation.   Concealer.   Wears make up regularly. Wears it only from time to time. Never wears make-up.      

SCENT.

Floral.  Fruity.   Perfumes.  Aftershave.    Cocoa .   Moisturizer.   Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather.  Sweat.    Food.  Incense.  Marijuana.   Cologne.    Whiskey.   Wine.  Fried food.  Blood.   Fire.    Metal.  Potions.

CLOTHES.

Jeans.   Tight pants.  Overknee socks.    Tights.   Leggings.    Yoga pants.    Pencil skirt.  Tight skirt.   Loose skirt.    Tight/formfitting clothes. Cardigans.   Blouse.  Button up shirt.  Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt.   Sweatpants.   Tanktop.   Cut off t-shirt.  Designer.  High street.    Online stores.    Thrift.  Lingerie.   Long skirt.   Miniskirt.   Maxidress.   Sun dress. Tie.   Tuxedo.   Cocktail dress.  Highslit dress/skirt.  T-shirt.   Loose clothing.  Tight clothing. Jean shorts.   Sweater.   Sweater vest.    Khaki pants.   Suit. Hoodie.   Harem pants.   Basketball shorts.   Boxers.    Briefs.    Thong.    Hotpants.   Hipster panties.  Bra.    Sportsbra.  Crop top. Corset.    Ballerina skirt.   Leotard.    Polka dot.    Stripes.  Glitter. Silk.   Lace.  Leather.     Velvet.  Chemise.  Patterns.   Florals.  Neon colors.   Pastels. Black.  Dark colors. Fur.    Faux fur.  

SHOES.

Sneakers.  Slip-ons.   Flats.  Slippers. Sandals.    High heels. Kitten heels.   Ankle boots. Combat boots.  Knee-high boots.  Platforms.    Stripper heels.   Bare feet. Loafers.  Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

[tygerbane-blog]

@wasretired ( ☺ )

It’s the casual but sympathetic mention of Red John, which reveals that this supervisory special agent ( his words, not Jane’s ) has been in contact with Google recently. Or just FBI gossip, since it’s widely known that Jane has been blackmailed into joining the Bureau: join or be imprisoned for life. Murder is bad, Mr. Jane. Sometimes he seriously considers prison. Lisbon is the tipping point, though. With this job, he can assure that her abilities are treated with respect. So he stays. And he listens to other FBI agents casually refer to the murder he committed. “I see Google is alive and well,” he quips in a mild-mannered sort of way, handling his tea cup as a way to gather his thoughts. “Or I suppose your nest of chickens could’ve told you so.” He nods where Agent Rossi’s team is gathered across from Lisbon, Cho, and Vega.

[sebstian-stan]

“You know what made me feel better? Punching you in the nose.”

“Ah, glad to be of service.”

[tygerbane-blog]

like for a starter! ( most likely set in s2 or verses that suit ur character’s setting )

[tygerbane-blog]

in the forests of the night / what immortal hand or eye / could frame thy fearful symmetry?

independent patrick jane from the mentalist. please like or reblog if you would interact.

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top tv characters · [6/12] · patrick jane “You’re right. I have forgotten how to act like a normal human being. And I play games and I lie and I trick people to avoid the truth of how I feel. ”