tristan kaster.

Ty. 20 yrs of awesome. bradford. 5th yr. tell me your s i g n, i bet our stars are aligned. rp. no affiliation w/ kian lawley.

[tykasterly]

dnt u hate it when this happens

[girlonfire-talia]

You like biting your toenails, right?

[tykasterly]

[tykasterly]

girlonfire-lola said: … this is just weird. wait, YOU HAVE A CAT?

yeah, a dog, a cat, and you.

[tykasterly]

girlonfire-lola said: He loves his toes, anon. Especially his toenails. LOL

that’s seriously such a weird thing to say LOL!!

[tykasterly]

So what's the real deal between you and Lola?

Lola and I have a complicated relationship. It’s abusive and fickle and dangerous and scratchy, but then all cute and adorable when she’s being nice and wants my attention. She can make my blood boil and sometimes she wishes death upon me [don’t think i don’t remember, Lola]. But most of the time I just rub her ears and she simmers down and wants to cuddle on my lap. I give her kisses and I especially when she comes into my room without me having to call her. It means she truly loves me. Sometimes when she meows I swear that I hear her say “Love me.” AND I DO LOLA! I love you SO MUCH AND YOUR FUZZY BUTT.

[tykasterly]

Would you rather smell like a fart for the rest of your life or drink a diarrhea milkshake?

DEAR GOD. someone’s caught wind of 2 girls 1 cup. 

The smell one… yep. And I’ll be sitting uphill. Fester in it, people.

[tykasterly]

Would you rather be stuck in a desert island with Thea or Izzy?

Both. That way they can keep each other company after they slaughter me.

[tykasterly]

Would you rather do your mom or your dad?

this gives new meaning to mommy  and daddy issues. 

WELL. my dad’s fit and all, but my mom’s like… I’m gonna cop out and not answer this. #pulling a lola! 

[tykasterly]

Would you rather have a missing finger or an extra toe?

extra toe!

[tykasterly]

"Anyone, anyone?" Who do you need a talkin' to? I don't do political/famous dead people. That gets really weird, really fast. Trust me.

AW CMON MAN!!! I WANNA TALK TO AMY WINEHOUSE. she’s BAE, Roman.

[invademyinbox]

Send me "Would you rather" and two outlandish scenarios.

[girlonfire-talia]

… Keep dreaming Tristan. 

[tykasterly]

Thanks, babe.

[girlonfire-talia]

I’m always serious.

[tykasterly]

Imagine?

[girlonfire-talia]

I feel like you need a hug. Do you need a hug? Whatever, I’m sure you do so here have one.

[tykasterly]

[tykasterly]

girlonfire-lola said: You okay, Ty?

I am A-OKAY. 

I said what had to be said and that it all ~ 

[tykasterly]

DEAR mothauckin’ journal.

It’s killing me [HA! Not really] how the things I say are taken so seriously. It’s like... hello? Do you not know who it is saying them? I’m naturally abrasive. I’m loud AF. Ain’t nobody gotta tell me what I already know. I offend without looking to, and hey. If my personality’s not your thing, well whoopty-do. I’m not about changing for anyone’s temp-ass. Why you gotta take me so serious for. Look at my face. Do I look like I’m about the ‘I’m dead serious ALL THE DAMN TIME’ motif? Please. Do us both a solid. Don’t take anything I say to you, about you, etc., to heart. My uproar is JUST an uproar. This goes to anyone, everyone, their brothers and sisters, fathers, mothers, and dogs. Consider this a public service announcement for the ratchets that get all tight about my readings, eye-rolls, internal gag-reflexes and so forth. Aint nothing that serious, y’all. Live yo’ life. 

ps. i love the ratchets.

[girlonfire-talia]

Everybody knows I love you, Ty. Except you.

[tykasterly]

damn... that face was pretty serious.

c’mon lovergirl.