Trashwang

Tyler Fuckin' Deacon.

[cgl-union-blog-blog]

Alright, maybe not.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

Yeah, I thought so you crazy Mexican.

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

Do you really think you were awake at eight am this morning?

[tylerdeaconbitch]

You had cake and you didn't share.

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

I had cake this morning though so who’s the real winner in life.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

You didn't share?

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

Yeah, well… Damn it.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

That's right, I win.

[cgl-union-blog-blog]

Cheese doodles are the best thing on Earth, I swear.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

What, like more than tacos and burritos, hombre?

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

I win. 

[tylerdeaconbitch]

At least I can get to the highest shelf.

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

Nah, being thirsty is bad cos then like, where’s your drinks?At least I get water all the time.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

Then I get paid to be a ginger midget, so ha.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

Thirsty ass bitch is better.

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

You are a thirsty ass bitch, Tyler. And you and everyone else on this tour are just giants.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

I get paid to be a thirsty ass bitch, midget.

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

All she did was get on stage. And I’m not even small, I’m like 5’3 or 5’4..

[tylerdeaconbitch]

The stage is for me. Not thirsty ass bitches. And you are very small.

[vampqueenmaya-blog]

Tyler, I’m really not sure if that’s hilarious or mean.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

Well, she fucking deserved it, small ginger girl.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

Some bitch tried to take all my fame last night.

[extranofuturo]

[tylerdeaconbitch]

extranofuturo:

†

[nathaniel-leblancbye-blog]

Stop calling me that and leave me the fuck alone.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

I thought we were friends. I thought we were going to have sleepovers.

[nathaniel-leblancbye-blog]

I’m not emo.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

Shhh… All that matters is that you are well, emo boy.

[nathaniel-leblancbye-blog]

Fuck, I’m coming down with something.

[tylerdeaconbitch]

Poor emo white boy, do you want a hug?

[mshannahmonroe]

I could ask you the same thing.

[tylerdeaconbitch]