I Am The F***ing Lizard King

Pokemon Trainer, Vault Hunter, Scooby Gang, Bat-Family, Avenger, Padawan, NCR Ranger, Pawnee Resident, Cooper Gang, Leader of the Thieves Guild, Ravenclaw, VGHS Student, Railroad Agent, Gamer, Hockey Fan, and Collector of Things. Synonyms: awkward, lazy, inventive, funny, eccentric • This blog is sometimes NSFW • Est. March 3rd, 2012

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

if you start your rant with "hey idiot" or "you know what? fuck this" I stop reading immediately, sorry

[frottinq]

hey idiot, garfield is watching you dream

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

you know what? fuck this. garfield is real and steals your dreams.

[keybladeheroes]

Organization XIII

[v-jolt]

Headshot!

[vaultt-tec]

Assault Carbine

[psycho--grimm]

[forthepixels]

Guns…

[hollowtones]

me when i see the nice Newfoundland dog(s)

[tylerzyazul]

me when i see them: ahh! Big chunky.

the nice Newfoundland dog(s): boof

[oldpokemonscreenshots]

Taken from Episode 28: Pokemon Fashion Flash

First aired in the United States on October 14, 1998

Channel: UPN

[mochific]

[homuras]

⁠— I’m someone who eats even the sun, Suneater! 

Amajiki Tamaki ✩ Suneater

[akinakamii]

[hanae-ichihara]

❝ I won’t let anyone die! ❞

[pixalry]

The Mandalorian: Season 1 - Created by Doaly

You can follow the artist on Instagram and Twitter.

[battlevilla]

Official artwork for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX

[did-you-know]

There are no mosquitoes in Iceland.

Due to colder weather and fewer ponds, the country has no mosquito population …except for one that’s been in a jar of alcohol at the Icelandic Institute of Natural History since the 1980s, when a University of Iceland biologist caught it inside an airplane.

“I chased it around the cabin until I got it… It’s the only mosquito I’ve ever found in Iceland.”

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

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In the name of the Dumbass, the Thicc, and the Holy Thot, amen.gif