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They should invent a millipede that isn’t In Shower

I’ve got more to say on this, actually

I see a lot of post about bug and how he’s Just Like Any Other Animal and I’m not OUT of agreemence but at the same time we can’t pretend this is just a Training of Society to react differently to insect than to mammal because one of these things has the same general inskelement as us and one of these things has variable numbers of eyes and goo on the inside so it’s not exactly rocket brain surgery to say that maybe our cavemen brain doesn’t Get It quite so instinctively at something which is basically aliens. You know

And also when it comes to all of the other outdoor (and indoor) friends like, lizard, snake, birb, other birb, mouse, rat, coyote, possum man, squirrel

When they’re in seeing of you their first instinct is usually one of awayment and if you want to do an interaction on them you have to Pursue or follow Social Rituals (peanut)

But the thing about Bug is that they go about their business hardly in perceivance of us at all or else they are thinking about *this mountain is doing a moving* (ladybug) or *this guy is Threat Upon My Family and I must do unto him an Envenomnation* (wasp) but mostly they’re just thinking *Oh I havest so much Bug Thing to Do* which lest you think the offensivement of this is one of ego it is NOT

It’s just that being in Shower the situation is one of water which as we all know is an substance of HOMOGENIZING NATURE and so when millipede chooses This Shower Wall upon which to do his business of Getting In the Way and Slowly Dying, he enters the zone of the water and as such he becomes in SHARING SAME SPACE OF MY NAKED BODY,,, which is not a Want I’m having at any time

Mouse has the courtesy to be in private when he does chewing and destroyage of my personal belonging, poop upon the garage, etc

Bug has the courtesy of:

Die on kitchen sink

Crawl on my children

Walk very very close to my feet while I’m vulnerable on toilet

Drown in my gamer girl bath water

CRAWL IN MY EAR WHILE I SLEEP AND BITE ME (DEROGATORY) (ENVENOMOUSLY) (AND STING) UPON MY ONE AND ONLY LEFT EARDRUM,,, FIRE ANT

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We haven't had millipedes up here. Just saying.

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come on man

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two more books of jon fucking gramaticus

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coming next year, the announcement for the existence of the possibility of a reveal of The End and The Death Volume IV

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Games Workshop Don’t Milk Literally Every Aspect of the Horus Heresy Challenge (Impossible)

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Y'all realize you don't have to read it if you don't want to, right?

If my oc, Tyler Kirk, were interviewed by Vogue. For all 1-2 of you who have read my books, this would take place at the end of the series.

1. What would you say is making you feel positive these days?

Nothing. Wait, scratch that, Emily and Hazel.

2. What is the first thing you thought about this morning?

Work

3. What’s the first thing on your to-do list?

That's classified

4. What is your go-to breakfast?

I don't eat breakfast

5. Who were your celebrity crushes growing up?

Skip

6. What is an article you expected to have more success on Medium?

Not applicable

7. Which one has been your most successful?

Not applicable

8. Night in/out?

9. What’s a trend you’ll never give up?

I don't understand the question

10. What’s a trend you’ll never give into?

I still don't understand

11. Most recent TV-binge?

I don't watch tv.

12. How many drafts do you have, waiting to be published?

What?

13. Did you have a MySpace?

No.

14. What is the most important lesson you’ve learned in life?

That's a separate list.

15. What’s your favorite book?

Lord of the Rings

16. Do you wear socks to bed?

Never know when you need to wake up and do something.

17. What is your happiest memory with your mom?

N/A

18. What word would your friends use to describe you?

... taciturn?

19. Who is your favorite author on Medium?

I don't know what that is.

20. Who did you admire as a child?

James Bond

21. Have you ever been in love?

I don't want to talk about this right now.

22. Sweet or salty?

What are we talking about?

23. Can you tell me something most people don’t know about you?

... I have eight fingers?

24. What is your go-to drink (alcoholic or non-alcoholic)

Water

25. Podcast or audiobook?

Neither

26. What are you most proud of?

Don't worry about it.

27. What is a cause very important to you?

Oversight of PIC's and PMC's.

28. How would you describe your writing style?

To the point

29. What is your most prized possession?

My life

30. What inspires your writing?

Work

31. Where do you do most of your writing?

Laptop

32. Where do you share your writing?

The people I report to.

33. Do you consider yourself to be a routine person?

Routines can be observed, so no.

34. What was your first job?

Don't worry about it.

35. How much were you paid at your first job?

The right to live

36. Do you have a person you can share your deepest secret?

Yes

37. Favorite movie genre?

Nope

38. Favorite movie that’s outside of your favorite movie genre?

Don't know

39. Go-to pizza toppings?

Pepperoni?

40. What’s the last thing that made you cry from laughing?

That's a thing?

41. When was the last time you were surprised?

I don't want to talk about it.

42. What do you want to be remembered for?

... I don't know

43. Drama or comedy?

For...?

44. What did you want to be when you grew up to be an adult?

I don't want to talk about that either.

45. What’s your biggest fear?

That everything will be taken away from me.

46. Do you have an irrational fear?

Nope

47. What are you most excited about?

The end of this interview.

48. What’s a misconception people have about you?

That I care about nothing.

49. What is the coolest thing you’ve ever done?

... well I did a HALO jump once.

50. What is the scariest thing you’ve ever done?

Don't worry about it.

51. Where do you hope your writing takes you in the next ten years?

Not applicable

52. March is Women’s History Month. Who is the living woman you admire the most?

Emily Rapace

53. If you could have lunch with anyone in history, who would it be?

Are we almost done?

54. Where would you take them for lunch?

I guess not.

55. If you could attend any concert for any artist in history, who would you see?

Why would I go to a concert?

56. What is your favorite childhood memory?

Whenever I was left alone.

57. Do you have any tattoos?

Yes.

58. If you could get a tattoo, what would it be?

Don't have any planned at the moment.

60. If you could give any piece of advice, what would it be?

Don't trust anyone until you know what kind of person they are.

61. What’s the best advice you’ve ever received?

That some things only come with hardship and to be ready for it.

62. Favorite Disney villain?

This can't be relevant to your readers.

63. Which is your favorite season?

Fall

64. Least favorite?

Summer

65. Beach or mountains?

For what?

66. What is one thing that fascinates you?

That there are multiple women who have wanted to be with me. Two at the same time even.

67. If you were a superhero with a superpower, what would it be?

Affect the laws of probability.

68. Night owl or early bird?

Night owl

69. What clique were you in during high school?

None

70. Do you play any sports?

Why?

71. What’s one ritual you take, from one day to the next?

Mentally tracking everything on me before I go anywhere

72. Do you know a joke?

73. If you had three wishes, what would they be?

My best friend to be alive, my surrogate father to be alive, to have my daughter back.

#fahrenheit #tyler kirk #writing

I made a classroom wishlist for this upcoming year. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1QLYW5P8V09F2?ref_=wl_share

Things I hate: an abrupt change, a lack of explanation, and unwillingness to talk.

#ugh

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yeah

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Laverne Nutter Butter

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M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

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reblog if you write fanfic and you would die of happiness and then become instant best friends with anyone who crashed into your DMs to talk about your fics

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yes i have a thing for self-loathing fictional characters being loved and in the process learning to love themselves and no that does not imply anything about me personally as a person i swear

#Tyler Kirk #Fahrenheit #b

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M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

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https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations

3. Nature of violation

Directors/Officers/Persons are using income/assets for personal gain

Organization is engaged in commercial, for-profit business activities

Income/Assets are being used to support illegal or terrorist activities

Organization is involved in a political campaign

Organization is engaged in excessive lobbying activities

Organization refused to disclose or provide a copy of Form 990

Organization failed to report employment, income or excise tax liability properly

Organization failed to file required federal tax returns and forms

Organization engaged in deceptive or improper fundraising practices

Other (describe)

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to simplify: churches are forbidden to promote specific political parties or candidates, in order to maintain tax-exempt status. no religious institution is allowed to make explicit political statements, including “this party is bad,” “this party is good,” “you should vote for x,” “you should not vote for x,” or “let’s raise money for x political party or campaign.” all of those things are super illegal! if they’re going to act as a political entity, they need to pay taxes like any other political entity! report their asses!!!!