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were gage and salem a thing?

"well, it sure seems like it. or, maybe she’s shamelessly obsessed with him and stealing all of his clothes? whatever’s going on, i want to know. keep me posted, bubs. ooh, i wonder if this has anything to do with gage now smooching boys?” 

@gagestrom, @salcmslot

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did you know that celeste and chuck going on a london trip? heard it went so bad that celeste had to go back here the next day

"i don’t know, maybe she’s just not up for the british charm? but that’s fine. chuck, i’m still available. if you ever want a quick trip to the motherland.”

@celestevdb​, @charles-adrian​

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fave people in the university so far?

"salem is nice enough and doesn’t take shit from anybody. i like that. wonder what her favorite brand of cigarettes is. then there’s benjy, who’s surprisingly entertaining to watch. can we give him a show? he could host a 5 am tv programme for adults. also, cas is pretty funny on a good day, and i’ve grown to like linda a little bit. i want to see her in rage mode. oh, and luana. she can just do no wrong.” 

@salcmslot, @benjymagwitch, @ofcxs, @lndshl, @lusilvas

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celeste and rikkie actively trashed some guy's apartment and car and i kind of live for it

"so, just as expected; paper towns shit. whoa. can’t say i wasn’t prepared for disappointment. but, good for them, i guess? at least they’re.. ambitious.” 

@celestevdb, @rikkie-isms

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has anyone surprised you

”cricket! yikes! do her parents, like, not realize they named a child after an insect? also, adam? the mysterious-looking lumberjack man who’s had a fling with easton, and now vance?! wow. you go, my boy.” 

@crickctxo, @sntosadams, @easton-prescott, @rcsfcber

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which girl do you think will land in aaron's bed first?

”my money’s on alexis. they’re just going around, teasing each other. like high schoolers! you don’t do that, unless you’re really, really thirsty for the vitamin d. or maybe they’re just naturally quirky like that! who knows!” 

@shitaaron, @alcxisclark

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but what about Levi Heart and Rebekah Prescott when mentioning their siblings

“i’ll be real with you, i had no idea bekah is related to the other two. how? but she seems so… legit. and what do you want me to say about levi? uh, he seems pretty lost, but other than that ya’ll are just drooling over his bro, so.. guess that sucks for the other kid.” 

@levi-r-heart, @bekahprescott, @shitaaron

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opinions on the prescott siblings

"they’re both kinda uptight, aren’t they? seem uncomfortable to be around, for different reasons. easton is just so serious. always. why? maxine talks big, but so far i haven’t seen her wreck anything. where’s the action? just throwing out the f-word a couple of times isn’t enough, you know?” 

@easton-prescott, @mvxinations

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how do you feel about chase and salias?

"since when are they a thing?? it’s just so totally, totally awkward ‘cause i just.. can’t see them as a couple?? fuck’s sake, he could be, like, her cousin. gross. don’t like it, weirds me out.” 

@chascmller, @kinilas

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aaron heart is so beautiful it's so unfair

"but is aaron’s heart equally stunning? priorities, you thirsty shit.”

@shitaaron

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“I have a few more questions left to answer but I’m afraid they’re going to have to wait until tomorrow! I know, it’s unfortunate. Look, I love gossip as much as the rest of you but a bitch has got to take a break every once in a while, right? We might be gone for the moment but don’t be afraid to keep sending us stuff! Either Admin W or I will get to them soon. Ciao.”

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Opinion on the Heart siblings?

“Thea and Aaron... What a fuckin’ genetic pool. Imagine being that blessed. Looks aside, they seem really close! I wonder how Aaron feels about her sweet baby sister dating Asher again. Big brother might look nice and all, but he looks like he could kick some serious ass.”

@theaheart , @shitaaron , @damcge

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opinion on august and gage?

“Music duo of the century right? Nothing’s really happened yet but I am shivering in antici…PATION. Is August going to be Gage’s first male kiss? Maybe. Is Gage probably going to throw August out aftwards? I certainly hope so. Whatever happens I just hope it’s messy.”

@andrxmierda, @gagestrom

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how long will thea and asher last before he cheats? bets on

“$50 and a bag of chips that he doesn’t make it through the week.”

@theaheart , @damcge

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thoughts on adonis and rory?

“Talk about romance! How long ago did they meet and they’re already all over each other and saying the cheesiest things? Totally different from when they’re with their exes, don’t you think? Anyways, theyre a bit too lovey dovey for me at the moment. It’s clear that they’re falling for each other and theyre falling fast. Come back to me when one of them crashes.”

@thecaptivators , @adonisxstavros

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Opinion on kaia?

“She’s cute. I wish she would get out more. She seems a bit naive? I hear she’s still hung up on her ex and that’s all I really know about her. ”

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name students that everyone should look out for

“Aaron, Dion, and Kash for sure. Those boys look like absolute trouble. Not that I’m complaining. UCLA could use a little more excitement. Maybe a little heartbreak? Here’s hoping they don’t dissapoint. You know what, I’m going to throw in Bekah on the listof people to look out for. Sure, she hasn’t really done anything yet but you know what they say. It’s always the quiet ones you gotta look out for.”

@shitaaron , @dionxholland , @ofkash @bekahprescott