What a wonderful world

Thoughts, I've had a few

[peponichild]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Growing Up German

Always getting a free slice of sausage at the butcher

Hearing stories where people violently died as bedtime stories

Closing your eyes when the Sandmännchen throws his sand so you don’t have to go to sleep

Making your own ice cream with Fruchtzwerge yoghurt

Benjamin Blümchen Cake

Singing a song about chinese people playing contrabass

“Fisher Fisher how deep is the water?”

“Don’t throw snowballs, one time a girl got a snowball with a stone in it in her eye and she went blind!”

“Charlie Chaplin went to Frankfurt…”

A depressed bread called Bernd

Knowing like 2 people who can pronound the English “th” properly

Humilating unathletic students in front of the whole school a.k.a. Bundesjugendspiele

“My grandma rides a motor bike in the hen house.”

Toggo Tour was like Coachella for German kids but you could never go cause they never came to your town

“cat toilet, cat toilet, yes that makes the cat happy”

“Space Taxi to the sky!”

“Now in every 7th egg!”

“Get [insert stupid ringtone here] in the Jamba Sparabo!”

Is it der, die or das Nutella?

Having friends in other states is difficult cause they’ve got school holidays when you’re still in school and vice versa

“Of course with the Mouse and the Elephant”

[gif87a-com]

[tertwig]

This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen

[onlytwitterpics]

[showtimechamaco]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Top 10 Twitter thread in history

[drhds]

I know like 6 of these people

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

Screaming

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

[showtimechamaco]

BREAKING: Trump bombshell from Comey testimony!

[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[roughhewnends]

“Lordy, I hope there are tapes.” -James Comey

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[salon]

Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials.

[styro-sometimes]

fuckin’ ronnie

[shorterexcerpts]

I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.

[trunglesinperson]

“Worst of all, these students’ sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners. Not coincidentally, they don’t feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society that’s done this to them.”

Damn.

[smallrevolutionary]

i am reblogging again because….. fuck ronald reagan forever and ever and ever and ever.

[unyanizedcatboys]

Economists should be adept in their fields, how are they only now realizing that paying off our student debt is a fucking priority over anything else other than food?

[imathers]

Weird, it’s almost like there’s something missing from the study of economics.

[cookingwithroxy]

The biggest thing Republicans need to do is to get over the idolatry of Regan and recognize that his administration did a FUCKTON of shitty things.

[bradysbigblog]

Like i said, if you’re a republican you either don’t know what that party did to actively fuck you. Or, you just hate people.

[detenebrate]

The economists thought of it as your parents taking out a loan. And they assumed that established people with kids would likely have tons of assets to give some cushion on those debts. Then they stopped thinking about it. And so many of us are now burdened with debt, but it’s only when we don’t buy as many cars as our parents did that they start to notice that we’re the ones bound by the debt, and not always our parents. That we werent charged a little extra to get ahead— we’ve been chained. And like all who have been chained, we learn not to stray beyond the length of that chain.

[mymlansdotter]

The Eurovision Royal Family

Queen:

King:

Crown princess:

Prince: 

Crazy aunt:

Ancient gods:

Royal guard:

[destinyrush]

Millennials are trying the hardest to change this country and the whole world for the better but are always blamed for every damn thing

[ameliacgormley]

Okay, you know what? Sears was fucking dying and in danger of going bankrupt back when I was just out of high school in the fucking early 90s. Same with BEST and Montgomery Ward and who knows what else.

So the baby boomers can fuck right off with that bullshit because department stores were already going under before a lot of the people we consider millennials were even fucking born, okay?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Baby Boomer: (Sets their curtains on fire and just goes to sit outside leaving the flames to spread)

Millenial: (Wanders past at the exact moment the rest of the house catches ablaze and it’s too late to do anything)

Baby Boomer: THE MILLENIALS HAVE BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN

[shabbytigers]

Gen X: (silently passes the bottle)

[detenebrate]

When we, millennials and genx join forces: Throw all bottles at boomer AND fire. Fix world with one throw. Two bottles, one boom.

[luciofulci-deactivated20200614]

Fantastic Planet (La Planète sauvage, Divoká planeta) (1973)

dir. René Laloux

[janet-fitness]

[meatprincess]

And just like that, a meme dies…

[decentpenis]

i wish i could unsee this

[baebyfaced]