Claire Keane
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@udwfrni
is anyone else having SEVERE LAG issues on their dashboards or is it just me? it takes sooo long to even see what all i typed, this is getting ridiculous. i can’t even be assed to log on at this rate, muh nonetheless post. when i could use the mobile app ten times faster, there’s a problem.
if you say so. high hopes? for me? what kinda hopes? i mean… you know.. i’m just a teenage boy trying to do his math homework.
Said HIGH HOPES were just that you weren’t possibly this stupid YEARS LATER AND ACROSS THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE, but I don’t know what I thought would have changed. Rick is an idiot himself, so it only MAKES SENSE that he’d end up with a kid who can’t figure out the SQUARE ROOT OF SIXTEEN without Google.
omg i can’t write for crud rn. para starters will be on brief w8, but if anyone wants to boop @ me, y’all are free to add me on skype, which is mortiestrick. yay.
how am i supposed to know?? i don’t have a triangle for a head! at least i have a brain!!
hey wait… you know rick? how do you know him, huh? jeez, you’re the one who contacted me first, you know.
Let’s NOT talk about Rick and SAY WE DID. I promise we’ll BOTH leave in a better mood that way. You followed me. I had high hopes. I WAS WRONG TO KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED. Simple as that.
I was bored, I just wanted to draw Bill and RGB wearing waistcoats but then other sketches happend, oh god Bill looks funny with RGB’s hat lmao I ship weird stuff, I’m so sorry
yeah, yeah. …can you even feel pain in that body?
Seems like a rather STUPID QUESTION, from someone WHO IS VERY CLEARLY so much SMARTER than myself, Pine Tree!
uHG. SHE’S AWFuL. WHY WOuLD YOu EVEN WANT TO HEAR ABOuT HER. NO. NO. FuCK THAT NOISE I’M NOT GOING TO TALK ABOuT HER. SHE DOESN’T EVEN DESERVE TO BE SPOKEN ABOuT. uGLY BITCH.
HAHA. GOOD THING SHE’S GOING TO DIE. ONCE THAT NOIR GuY DOES WHAT I PAYED HIM FOR, I’LL NEVER HAVE TO READ HER STuPID TEXT AGAIN. AND OuR LITTLE GAME WILL BE OVER. AND I WILL HAVE *WON.* AAH! HA! HA! I CAN’T WAIT!
Oh, it’s not that I CARE about HER at all! It’s that I find YOu interesting, and your SHEER uNBRIDLED ANGER at her mere existence is a real PLuS, if you ask me. Like I said, YOu REMIND ME OF SOME REALLY FuN PEOPLE!! People who don’t seem all too interested in talking to me lately, haha, some humans just hold such a grudge!
But alright, we’ll play YOuR GAME here. If you don’t want to talk about HER, what about the rest of that stuff? Tell me about this NOIR guy, and this GAME of yours. See, I’m a little stuck fast here in this one little town, haven’t had a chance to branch out in a while once my contract with someone else ended!
Are you stupid enough you can’t take THREE SECONDS to read someone’s blog information now, Pine Tree?
i don’t even know what disconcertingly means. you know, you should really start conversations with a ‘hey’ or ‘hello’. don’t jump right into confusing a person.
Rick could NOT promise me enough to deal with this. I’m not doing THIS SHIT again. No.
You go be a stupid ignorant little child ON SOMEONE ELSE’S POST, and I’ll deal with you later. In ten years. Or TWENTY.
[ @mortie ]
Disconcertingly familiar. Though I doubt YOU would remember that. It’s better this way.
i guess i gotta make sure you don’t do something stupid. oh, wait, everything you do is stupid.
That SURE WAS a sick burn, Dipper. Nothing else quite like the pain from THAT. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover. Woe is me.
IT’S A TYPING QuIRK. THERE IS NO HATRED FOR THE LETTER u. I ONLY TYPE THIS WAY. SINCE IT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE. OF THE WAY *SHE* TYPES. AND WHY WOuLD I uSE V INSTEAD. I MEAN. IT WOuLDN’T SOuND RIGHT. TO MAKE A V SOuND WHERE AN OBVIOuS u SOuND WOuLD BE.
NO. I DO NOT WISH TO “TRY” YOu. SINCE I ALREADY KNOW. FOR A FACT. THAT YOu ARE DuMB. I DON’T NEED TO FuRTHER PROVE IT.
Everyone’s got QuIRKS, buddy, but you bring it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL! And I gotta say, you’re giving my eye some EXERCISE with that TINY FONT OF YOuRS! But then again, I’m a pretty LOuD individual, huh? Haha!
OOOH, we have a bit of a VENDETTA on our hands, then. THIS IS MuCH MORE INTERESTING!! Tell me more about *HER*! I’m nosy, especially with how ADAMANT you are. I’ve met so very few people with such a passionate distaste for someone else. But the few times I have, they’ve been very INTERESTING people.
Dvoo, gszg'h ml ufm. Sviv, R'oo trev BLF zm vzhb lmv. Xzm blf urtfiv rg lfg? Someone has to be fun, and if it has to be me, I’m willing to STEP uP TO BAT!
and you just can’t seem to GO AWAY.
No one forced you OR him to FOLLOW ME BACK!
udwfrni started following you
Fordsy already tried that one, Pine Tree! NICE TRY, though! I’ll give you points for the effort, PATHETIC AS IT WAS. And anyway, wouldn’t the BLOCK button be of more use to you? HAHA!!
Sense! You Pines just can’t make it!
i will make them a cool promo ramble post later but v important people here, follow the squad: john // dave // ford // dipper
now mr.bermuda-triangle, a reminder of proper conduct is not a sign of sensitivity. my poor soul wilts at your accusation! hehe. come on i’m not that bad you know. so hit me with your best shot. i’m totally ready for this!
well yeah i guess so! i mean if things weren’t weird i think it would be a really boring world! but things happen all the time and i’d like to think that life is one big adventure! though yeah monotony can be pretty dumb and frustrating i don’t think it’s that bad either? i mean sometimes you just have to be able to breathe or the exciting stuff become less exciting?
probably not, but if you want to tell me about it anyway i have lots of time.
My name is BILL CIPHER, Kid, and I already told you that. I mean, that’s SLIGHTLY clever, but frankly, you could have done better. But anyway, are you BLATANTLY ASKING me to be rude? Because I have no ILL WILL towards you, so I can’t exactly go dealing out the “SICK BURNS” you’re looking for.
Can’t say I can relate! In fact, if the INTERESTING stuff isn’t happening at almost all times, chances are, I’M BORED. And incredibly so! I’m not one of those people who gets OVERWHELMED too quickly. Or ever. I guess after SO MANY YEARS, the stupendous becomes the norm!
I have literal HUNDREDS of years of history to impart upon you, and no real will to do get down to business. Nzbyv hlnvwzb! Dv'oo hvv sld rg tlvh.
