morty smith

six months later now we’re BIG DOG status name ELEVATED but i still act AVERAGE

#promo

whooshywoosh

“ it is so sweet, man look at me go. “

semi-selective multi-platform rper oc/au/multi-fandom friendly READ PLEASE

#promo

Said HIGH HOPES were just that you weren’t possibly this stupid YEARS LATER AND ACROSS THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE, but I don’t know what I thought would have changed. Rick is an idiot himself, so it only MAKES SENSE that he’d end up with a kid who can’t figure out the SQUARE ROOT OF SIXTEEN without Google.

#udwfrni #i know that!#jeez!

ok, now you really gotta tell me how you know me if you’re gonna keep bringing it up. and i’m not rick’s kid. i’m his grandkid.

Let’s NOT talk about Rick and SAY WE DID. I promise we’ll BOTH leave in a better mood that way. You followed me. I had high hopes. I WAS WRONG TO KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED. Simple as that.

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if you say so. high hopes? for me? what kinda hopes? i mean... you know.. i’m just a teenage boy trying to do his math homework.

#udwfrni

THE FuCK IS A GRANDPA.

#caliibcrn #//SAME it's ridic #//though i havent been active on my other ones at all

a grandpa is an older version of a human. like... your mom’s dad or your dad’s dad. that’s your grandpa.

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@mortie wants to play a game.

JuST SO YOu KNOW. THIS PLANET. IS ABOuT TO BE BLOWN INTO A BLACK HOLE. IN CASE YOu WANTED TO LIVE OR SOME SHIT. HA! NOT LIKE YOu’LL BE ABLE TO GET OFF IT.

#caliibcrn #//HI IM ALSO LACUNO'S MUN #//i just am trash n have 2 many blogs/fandoms #//so hEy again

yeah, i can get off of it. my grandpa’s got a portal gun.

Rick could NOT promise me enough to deal with this. I’m not doing THIS SHIT again. No.

You go be a stupid ignorant little child ON SOMEONE ELSE’S POST, and I’ll deal with you later. In ten years. Or TWENTY.

hey wait... you know rick? how do you know him, huh? jeez, you’re the one who contacted me first, you know.

#udwfrni

[ @mortie ]

Disconcertingly familiar. Though I doubt YOU would remember that. It’s better this way.

i don’t even know what disconcertingly means. you know, you should really start conversations with a ‘hey’ or ‘hello’. don’t jump right into confusing a person.

#udwfrni

whooshywoosh

mortie started following you

i should probably have said something to you first since you were my first follower and everything.

oops. sorry. hey!

hey man, that’s okay. i’m morty!

#whooshywoosh

i guess you could say that i usually just mix my own self-produced beats in the tightest fashion knot i can muster i could show you if you want

sure! i wouldn’t mind hearin’ some stuff.

#strfeless

Yes, I know that the sixth month is June? … Oh! You must not be from Europe, then. Here in England, we write the day first, and then the month! The sixth of February, thus 06/02. I know what day it is – was? Haha. Don’t worry.

Anyway! I got a few of those little jigsaw puzzles, the five hundred piece ones? But the puzzle book that I was talking about is full of word puzzles. Do you like them, too? I could tell you a few of the ones I’ve thought of! (I also got a toy robot, and all of the things for a pet hamster, but we’re going to wait to buy him when we move instead, since it’s just a week away now …)

ohh, THAT makes more sense! i didn’t know they did things like that in europe, huh... yeah, i’m american.

yeah you can tell me some.. i dunno how good i’ll be at it though. but i’ll try! do you know what you’re gonna name your hamster?

That’s alright! Thank you for that! I got some pretty neat stuff, and it’s hard to sleep, I’m so excited about the new puzzle book I got. It’s almost one thirty now, though. Hff. I really should have asked my dad if he would take it to his room for the night …

Of course it’s not? It’s only February! It wasn’t New Years that long ago, after all.

oh yeah? what’d you get? puzzles, though? you mean the ones that.. you know.. like the ones that you don’t physically put together?

you said 6/2! 6 is june!

morty ok cool familial bonding huh? sounds like a great time for sure and probably something you do on the daily considering how informal your interjection of the fact itself was but im preoccupied with some seriously euphonious mixing not for much longer though i could use something to eat

yeah, me and grandpa rick do a lot together. mixing? you mean like um, like a dj?

me too.. i’m real hungry. jeez.

#strfeless

@mortie

i dont even know where to start with this one hey im dave whats up

hi dave, i’m morty.

nothin’ really. just hangin’ out with my grandpa. what about you?

#strfeless

Huh? That’s kind of a weird question, and not one I haven’t answered on the front of my blog … thing. I did a little bit of research, and I see that a lot of people aren’t comfortable following people in certain age groups, so I … made a point to put it right there!

Oh, but … I guess it’s wrong, now. Yesterday was my birthday! Or … maybe today, depending where you are? 06/02! I should change that, shouldn’t I?

oh, oops.. i didn’t see that. ...happy birthday! it’s-- wait

it’s not june....

→ { ♪ } @mortie → { ♪ } @strfeless → { ♪ } @tsunawatarihime

Oh! I was just checking the time because I can’t seem to get to sleep; I wasn’t really expecting to get any notifications here. Er, I’m not quite certain if this is the etiquette typically followed or not, but as a gentleman, I don’t see any way I could possibly not say hello and thank you …

So, um … thank you, guys! I appreciate the interest in my blogging!

...how old are you?