Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

John Egbert/male/16 hi! i just started this blog, so there really isn't a bunch on here yet. i wouldn't blame you if you turned around and left, but since you're still reading this i guess you can stick around!!!!!!!! i kind of thought a blog would be an interesting idea so here we are! i haven't figured out what i'll be posting though. we'll see :P

[owohiku-archive-blog]

              (i cannot believe my eyes, how the world’s full of filth and lies)                                          (and it’s plain to see, that evil in me is on the rise !!)                         listen close to everybodie’s heart  &  - -             HEAR THAT BREAKING SOUND

[whooshywoosh]

wow, so many followers while I was gone! hey guys!

[owohiku-archive-blog]

              (i cannot believe my eyes, how the world’s full of filth and lies)                                          (and it’s plain to see, that evil in me is on the rise !!)                         listen close to everybodie’s heart  &  - -             HEAR THAT BREAKING SOUND

[whooshywoosh]

So, I wanted to apologize for not being around. I sorta had ti find a new place to live and then got really busy. I also... MAY HAVE STARTED A NEW BLOG. heh. I’ll throw that at you guys if you want to follow! I should be back to john and talking to you wonderful people. 

[whooshywoosh]

today is soooooo slow.

[pr1nceshawn]

Punny Pictures.

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

BUDDY D:

[whooshywoosh]

sundays are always so slow.

[roclite]

All the time.

[whooshywoosh]

i wish i could figure out what exactly was wrong so i didn’t have to feel like i’m about to tear someone’s head off at any second. UHHHHGGGGG, bad moods are terrible. so how are you doing conrad?

[whooshywoosh]

have you ever just felt irritated by everything and you don’t know why?

[roclite]

Yes. Tons of patience. Though if you’re happy admiring, I could show you a few of my designs and you could give me your opinion…?

[whooshywoosh]

patience i just don’t have. i have less patience for whatever the hell dave calls art, but that’s something else entirely. oh! yeah, sure!

[roclite]

Lots of practicing will do the trick.

[whooshywoosh]

patience would probably help too, but i really don’t have that much when it comes to drawing. i’ll just admire what other people do.

[whooshywoosh]

you know, i’m really amazed by people who can actually draw. i mean they make these really beautiful things and then there is me. i draw like poop. but i mean it’s not like this is a self-deprecation thing, just that i am very impressed with people who draw well.

[whooshywoosh]

[roclite]

Maybe. I could ask, I just feel like she wouldn’t be much help. I do know that the first time I turned into a bat had saved my life, even though it was completely unintentional. But you do have a point… It could be dangerous to not know my limits and what I can and cannot do. I do know that some sort of herb is almost like catnip to us?? Which is… very strange, but. I seem to be figuring out these things as I go along.

My nose does still work, yes.

…Aliens???? What?

I just don’t see people as food. I can’t. Our….  doctor. Provides me with blood bags. Though Hanna tells me I need to drink something fresh in order to get rid of my bite marks and to be at my full health, so to speak. I just can’t bring myself to do it.

[whooshywoosh]

you never know until you try, i guess? well, there is that amount of good! so you don’t know how to willingly change into a bat? well i don’t know, batnip! i didn’t know that was even possible, awww. haha! well i’m sure you’ll figure things out, i mean you have time right? and you seem really smart so you’ll probably figure some things out in no time. ahm, yeah it’s kind of, ummm... they have gray skin and orange horns. they’re called trolls, but not like internet trolls? but yeah, that was about my reaction too and they were pretty awful at first! but after a while we became friends, so it wasn’t so bad. one of them just signed on too! but i think she just woke up and i’m about to go to sleep. yeah, i guess i might feel uncomfortable with that too. i mean i guess it’s one thing to eat a hamburger and another thing to be staring at what or who you’re eating right in the face. i couldn’t do that....:( but yeah, good luck figuring things out conrad! i’m going to head off, i have to do some practice early tomorrow morning so... kind of have to. nice talking with you!

[iragin]

this ain’t even its final form.

[whooshywoosh]

should i expect more of those wordy love notes directed at dave, in the future? 

[whooshywoosh]

korybantic:

It’s definitely not like that.  That was the JOKE, but it’s definitely not.

i was just joking, dude! i don’t actually care what’s between you two? i mean, you’re like 10 years older than me. 

[whooshywoosh]

how much gayer can my dashboard get?