🦵W H O R E A B L E🦵

I’m a postitude Actually big softie🥺

[uglygothbitch]

WHY-

WHY IS MY FOREHEAD SO FUCKING BIG IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY 

[uglygothbitch]

remember to wash your ass in the shower

[uglygothbitch]

i’m tired of being horny i just wanna be happy 

[multisenso21]

[footcrust]

This level of romance or don’t even bother

[valtsv]

the shape of water (2018)

[valtsv]

[fuckdamn]

sigh.... i’m always buying blackberries and failing to use or eat all of them before they go bad. i would make some jam out of them, but i have no pectin :(

[fuckdamn]

hey king, blackberries are naturally high in pectin so you can make blackerry jam without any added pectin. hope this helps

[fuckdamn]

you’ve saved my life. will you be my fiancée now?

[fuckdamn]

yes :)

[uglygothbitch]

I love you

Stupid 🅱️itch

[x-orsism]

People who like an🅰️l must really love shitting

[uglygothbitch]

@x-orsism You would know

[x-orsism]

I mean...

[uglygothbitch]

BRO WHA-

[x-orsism]

People who like an🅰️l must really love shitting

[uglygothbitch]

@x-orsism You would know

[uglygothbitch]

Is Elon ok?

[x-orsism]

If you see tits every day, everything will be okay ✨

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uglygothbitch]

Can someone please tell me if I smell like fingers Thanks

[toxictiktoks]

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[uglygothbitch]

Current mood is wearing sexy lingerie while wearing crocs

[johnnydeppsdog]