Frogs I Guess

Hiya,,, just vibes here,,,

[smokingrozanov]

I am at all times thinking about older Shane and Ilya where Shane has stopped manscaping & now has a soft treasure trail on his stomach & Ilya has stopped working out as much so he’s developed a little pudge around his waist & Shane needs his glasses 24/7 & he has a Maxwell Sheffield-esque streak of gray in his hair meanwhile Ilya’s hair is still mostly blonde but you can see the silvery strands in the sunlight & they both have laugh lines burrowed into their skin & sometimes when they look at each other they can still see the 18 year old boy they had a crush on but sometimes all they can see is the reason they stayed & fought & survived

[smokingrozanov]

I’m starting a rumor.

[smokingrozanov]

Shane should be wine drunk on a couch somewhere watching How It’s Made while Ilya blitzed as fuck is saying shit like “if I were melting plastic would you be the machine that molds me into a dinosaur toy?” And Shane is near tears like baby. Baby. I need to be a dinosaur toy with you

[stupidpetface]

[valtsv]

if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

[samehere-onlyone]

Ilya: I like trouble.

The trouble:

[gaygoatshane]

thinking a lot about this pic

[scunthotter]

Shane would bully children who were unkind to his children. He would use his fame and status to get back at families that are mean to his child.

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[lavenderprose]

Look me in my face and tell me that a week or so before their wedding Shane didn't look at Ilya and say, "But Ilya...we can't have sex before we're married..." and it took Ilya exactly five seconds to travel through the stages of grief before he fully picked up what Shane was putting down and leaned over to put his hand hiiiiigh up on Shane's thigh and say, "But baby, I need it. Please, just the tip."

You cannot tell me it didn't happen because I will not believe you.

[despazito]

[mlarayoukai]

fucked up cat thing from the pacman cartoon

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[t-800]

maybe if you read nin.wiki’s recurring lyrics section on holes you would calm down

[petewentzisblack1312]

was anyone gonna tell me mitch mcconnell collapsed in his office and has been in the hospital for weeks. wouldve been a nice pick me up.

[petewentzisblack1312]

edit it WASNT in his office it was at HOME. oh well im not that picky.

[petewentzisblack1312]

his aides are being really cagey and the governor is pissed because if hes dead he needs to appoint someone but he needs to know hes dead to do that. typical mitch blocking a democrat appointee. he maybe died doing what he loved i guess.

[virginshane]

the girls are circumcising shane on main

[ispyspookymansion]

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh