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Sex Sent Me to the ER is just so freaking weird and yet hilarious at the same time. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be grossed out by the fact that most of those stories are actually true though – some of that stuff is insane.

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@jaysonaye: @heyian i bet BALLS MAKE U NERVOUS

@heyian: @jaysonaye why would they

#jaysonaye #tweet

@rono: @heyian what a buzzkill. tbh i'd never be able to work somewhere where i don't make the rules.

@heyian: @rono but what job doesn't have rules nowadays? if only rules weren't so strict

#noro #tweet

@jaysonaye: @heyian caffeiene goes in ur blood and theres blood in ur fucking BALLS

@heyian: @jaysonaye caffeine is a stimulant and goes into central nervous system which has nothing to do with your BALLS

#jaysonaye #tweet #oh god lmao #this will be fun

@jaysonaye: @heyian its true look it up fag

@heyian: @jaysonaye i don't think so. the digestive system and reproductive system are totally different and never connect?

#tweet #jaysonaye #it's ok lmao #ian is a nursing major so he's just like wat

@jaysonaye: @heyian did u kno mountain dew makes ur sperms go faster

@heyian: @jaysonaye uh, i don't think that's true. it's a totally different system?

#tweet #jaysonaye

@rono: @heyian aw, that's nice of you guys. you should ban that guy who left her there though, if anyone got a good look of his face.

@heyian: @rono our owner would get super pissed if we did that, so we just have to kill him with kindess

#tweet #rono

@jaysonaye: @heyian i would rather take the drink than the dick tbh like i love soda.

@heyian: @jaysonaye same i drink too much soda for it to be considered ok

#tweet #jaysonaye

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@kingkhali: @heyian i couldn't imagine being in that situation

@heyian: @kingkhali i've fought with an ex at a restaurant before but it's never gotten that bad

#kingkhali #tweet

@rono: @heyian wtf? ask the girl to call back her dumbass date and pay for the damn food smh. the nerve of some people.

@heyian: @rono luckily some of the waiters all pooled money together to help cover it.

#tweet #rono #GOOD #i just don't feel like waiting for them to load tbh

@kingkhali: @heyian that's awful..

@heyian: @kingkhali i felt so bad, everyone was staring at them.

#tweet #khali #helloo nice to meet you c:

@jaysonaye: @heyian did u fuck her to cover the bill

@heyian: @jaysonaye no she was crying too much but i mean i got her a free to-go drink

#tweet #jaysonaye

@heyian: The couple I was serving tonight were arguing about this horrible dress. Their argument was so heated that the dude stormed out and let his girlfriend alone, and without any money to pay the check.

@heyian: People are freaking stupid, I swear.

#tweet #hi im sammy #and i'm too lazy for gifs atm

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