In which Al uses all possible methods to get a hold of his supper
Should I start a hitman au?

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In which Al uses all possible methods to get a hold of his supper
Should I start a hitman au?
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
My babbbyyyyyyyyy
Vox meets Alis, I love Al in draggg
Vox meets Alis, I love Al in draggg
No fly zone
In my head that's his exact build
Alastor and allie's shadow
This my wife y'all
Rare pretty boy al
(my style changes sm)
I need more "natures child" Harry Potter.
A baby Harry who was whisked away by magic and sheltered under trees that bent their trunks to him in reverence. Lily’s pact with magic was clear: if he was to lose his mother, nature was to love him as its own.
Harry Potter grew up beneath a sun that smiles for him.
Dumbledore couldn’t find him, and that was by design. Centaurs sheltered him, braiding his hair and teaching how to shoot a bow; how to harvest and smear his face with berries meant for his mouth. Harry always ate like a mess, the Crups were to blame. While the centaurs taught Harry to speak English, the snakes did everything in their power to make him default to parseltongue. They invited him into their cove when the sun beat down too harshly, and Harry grew accustomed to sleeping below winding scales.
Oftentimes, creatures would mistake him for fey.
They looked on in awe as flowers bloomed where his little feet stamped the mud, lilies springing up in his wake. Harry - every the enthusiastic child - never looked back long enough to see them, but they grew and breathed with the wind, lasting long into the winter before reluctantly withering away. Sometimes, when bees were out and pollen spores clogged every nose in the forest, Harry heard a strange humming at night, like a lullaby. He liked to pretend it was just for him.
The land cherished him, but the water was greedy for him as well. He tans his skin under lapping waves, chatting with a jittery mermaid that does her best to distract him from her peers ripping into a human carcass below. Harry learns not to question the skulls on the banks. The river adorns him in pearls and jewels. The land creatures laugh at him when he surfaces, his skin one big wrinkle, but Harry would always smile with dimples on his sunburned cheeks before cheerfully fitting a pearl necklace on the most offended animal.
Harry is loved by every creature he meets. He can travel anywhere he wants - who could deny him? But there is one place he cannot go, and one thing nature knows for certain.
Keep him away from Albania.
Unlike Dumbledore, nature wants a world filled with lilies.
More diva Al pls
+Alastor in drag, aka alis
Had to properly draw the panel
NOT A SHIP
I just like the idea of Harry and Ginny being besties and getting sloshed every Halloween
Poor thing thought they were about to do petplay and some nasty sex, but Alastor quite literally meant it when he said he was interested in getting a dog
Vinnie is a happy bi and I like to think that allie is a bit more complicated as she's on the aroace spectrum, not that she knows that.