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bella: how you doin’?

skeet: pretty good. sitting at home watching tv. what about you?

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bella: hey dude.

skeet: hey dudette.

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Cole: Yeah. I think logically I probably have no reason to be nervous, I guess it's just the possibility that she could say no that's making me worried.

Cole: I'm going to propose to Lils.

Skeet: yeah? that's exciting! but if i know lili as well as i think i do i don't think you have anything to worry about. there is no way that she could say no to you, so try and tame those nerves as much as possible.

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drew: i'm a little bitter that he only went after me like that. i mean the week before i kicked his ass and proved to the internet i was stronger than him. maybe he was still butt hurt over that.

drew: that's pretty fucking wild!

skeet: not entirely out of the realm of possibilities. i think you two can fix this though. i honestly think it's because this is the second time she was involved in almost dividing the cast, and i don't even mean that as a dig at her, i just mean it was the second time in a couple month span that this happened and he just snapped i think. when it happened with us it caused a lot of issues with him and gigi so who knows. i don't know what's going on inside his head.

skeet: my kids aren't kids anymore, drew. what am i supposed to do when they move out? lol

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Cole: Were you nervous when you proposed?

Skeet: which time? lol the second time not so much, but the first time i was definitely nervous. marriage is a big step to take, and it doesn't matter how long you've been with this person or how many times you talk about the idea of marriage one day you are always left wondering if the person you ask could say no. that's honestly the worst part, but trust me it is worth it.

Skeet: anything you wanna tell me?

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COLE: Exactly. We don't need the drama.

COLE: Can I ask you something?

Skeet: sure. what's up?

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drew: it all could have gotten handled if kj had just talk to me. simple as that! i didn't know he was so protective of bella and if i had known i wouldn't have gone there. thanks man. i'm just going to put my head down and focus on my shit for a bit and maybe it'll blow over and kj will cool down.

drew: sounds like a good idea to me. i'm sure they'll love it.

skeet: it is pretty odd that he went after you like that, especially since he didn't react like that with me. i don't know what's going on with him, haven't really spoken to him in a while to even find out, but that might be the best bet.

skeet: i'm hoping so. can't believe their gonna be 18 already.

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drew: can i back myself out of this whole bella situation too because this isn't what i fucking wanted either. i never asked for any of this shit to happen and i'm sorry man. i'm really fucking sorry.

drew: maybe you need a vacation away from all the drama.

skeet: it's alright, dude. really. everyone involved made a mistake and it blew up way bigger than it should have been. just a little word of advice though, from someone who went through this already, just move forward. don't let kj or anyone try and pick a fight with you. we're human and we do human mistakes. a month from now hopefully all of this has blown over and you can all go back to being friends again. don't let a girl jump in the way of that. the bond you guys share is far greater than a one night stand.

skeet: i think i'm gonna take my kids on a little pre-birthday and graduation trip.

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drew: it's true, she's my ride or die. Her and Jord have got me through hell and back. Whoa whoa whoa, what are talking about? What future outcomes together? What does that even mean?

drew: is that cause you're surrounded by teenagers and 20 somethings all the time and we tire you out?

skeet: it means that i'm completely backing myself out of this whole situation, and seeing as she basically told me to go to hell i'm pretty sure we're done so whatever you guys do from here i wish you the best of luck. i'm too old to be in this kind of drama, and i refuse to have my past with bella thrown in my face every five minutes just because i don't want to partake in this chaos.

skeet: that could be it, or i'm just meant to sit at home and play on my grand pad.

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Cole: Yeah, well Lils and I are too busy to be trying to work this out. We just want to stay out of it.

Skeet: good for you two. make sure you keep it that way. don't need to ruin your position on the show either.

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drew: the girl is nuts but you've gotta love her for it. that kind of loyalty can be hard to find. we've been on a hell of a ride together this past year. she's my best friend and i don't know where the hell i'd be without her. jfc. she's never going to let me out of her sight is she?

drew: yeah run as far as you can!

drew: you're losing your touch. you're not even that old man!

skeet: that she is, but at least you have her for the long haul. hope you two find peace in whatever your future outcomes are together. take care of her.

skeet: i may not be that old number wise but i feel like i'm 80 most days.

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Cole: That's ridiculous. Why is anyone picking sides? They all need to grow up, we have jobs to do.

Skeet: the hell if i know, dude. i'm just gonna bounce back and fourth from vancouver and la when i have to film and spend the remainder of my time with my children. i don't got time for this drama, and if they wanna keep on with it then that's on them. i put myself in the middle of it once and it almost destroyed me. i'm not doing it again, especially over the same person.

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Cole: I think Lils and I are the only two not directly involved at the moment and we're trying our hardest not to be. It sounds like a nightmare.

Skeet: i hope you don't get involved either. i wasn't really involved until i told vanessa i wasn't picking sides and i think she's pretty much done with me at this point. just a word of advice -- don't be switzerland. lol

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Nessa: K.

Skeet: [read]

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Skeet: just popping in to check on you and lili. the entire cast has lost their fucking mind, and i just wanted to make sure it hasn't spread in your general direction.

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Nessa: You can't say you have my back and that your loyalty is with me when you're clearly playing both sides. When you can't even tell me you're not being loyal to her. But sure. Be there for the girl you used to fuck who was the direct cause of my best friend getting his face turned black and blue. Feel free to go fuck her again if you really want to make sure she feels better. Sorry if the scratches I made on her face turn you off a little, I'll be sure to make them deeper next time.

Skeet: i'm doing my best to keep a level head here because i don't want to say something i might actually regret so i'm going to keep this as short and as blunt as possible. fix your shit, vanessa. i have no desire to fuck bella nor am i on her side about this. i'll tell her it's partly her fault all day long, same as i would with kj or drew. i'm not gonna sit there and hold anyone's hand because all of you are fucking adults but you are acting like children. so how about when you all wanna act like grown up's and stop pushing and shoving each other, give me a fucking call.