King of the puns.

Photographer. Actor. Super cool and nice guy.

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Cami: Definitely.

Cami: Well, we’re all weird in our own ways so I’m sure she’ll be a little weird, but you’re definitely the weirdest.

Cole: A crown I wear with honour.

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Cami: At least she’ll be a cute weirdo.

Cole: The cutest I'm sure.

Cole: She could end up taking after Lili and then she wouldn't be too weird anyways.

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Cami: Yes, babies are weird and sometimes they grow up to he weirdo adults like you. :P

Cole: And she has a 50/50 chance of that happening so good luck to her.

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Cami: Oooooh, I see. Whoops. Yes, drool is unavoidable. Wow, smart baby haha. But yeah, that makes sense.

Cami: That would be weird, wouldn’t it? Haha.

Cole: Yeah she smells people. Like she recognises scents and knows whats familiar and whats not and thats what makes her upset I think. Because she can't talk or anything.

Cole: Babies are so fucking weird.

Cole: It would be.

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Cami: Yeah, she just needs to adjust. Have you had the nanny over while you’re home?

Cami: I’d like to say she gets it from me but she’s a dog and we share no DNA.

Cole: I was talking about the drool lmao but yeah we have. A couple times. But I think she just assumes that whenever she comes over we're about to leave. Which is usually true but makes nothing better when she gets upset.

Cole: Well I'd hope not.

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Cami: And it looks great on you 😂 Exactly. It’s going to get better.

Cami: She’s the cutest.

Cole: I hope so because it’s unavoidable 😂.

Cole: She really is.

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Cami: Hm, debatable. Well, that’s probably to be expected. I’m glad it’s getting better! I’m sure she’ll feel more settled in a couple of months. Everyone needs time to adjust.

Cami: They’re the best. Truffle really loved it, even if she likes to go at it with Olive. She’s my little diva.

Cole: Well around our house it is. Yeah I hope so. Especially since we could be busier during hiatus.

Cole: That’s cute.

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Lili: I think you should know when to be quiet, honey.

Cole: I am quickly learning I should too.

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Lili: Excuuuuse me?

Cole: We can’t all be perfect.

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Lili: Mama's always right.

Cole: Most of the time.

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Lili: She will, she's a smart girl.

Cole: Or are you just saying that because you hope she does?

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Lili: No, definitely.

Cole: Maybe.

Cole: Charlie can watch and if she gives the seal of approval then I will.

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Lili: And you've got to sing too 😈

Cole: ....Maybe.

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Lili: You've got to tell Zachary Levi we want a live action Tangled and we need to be Rapunzel and Flynn.

Cole: I'll pitch it to him and see what we think.

Cole: If he doesn't go for it, we can do it ourselves.

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Lili: And then I've probably got press for My Chemical Hearts.

Cole: And our holiday to Holland! I'm not sure where Undercover is filming yet though.

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drewstanner‌:

Of course you’d pull through with a good one, man. It’s the one I’ll be looking for the next time the boys are all together. Maybe even save it for the next birthday. Oh, god, don’t get me started on the amount of room. Titanic, the tear jerker and rage inducer.

And you’re going to make us all bawl to it right? I know scientifically it was proven there wasn’t but like I don’t believe it. That door was huge, Rose was a door stealer.

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Drew: As always, the bois give one hell of a good time.

Cole: We always do. I'm glad you had fun, dude.