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Bright new day||Takumi||Endgame [Closed]
Much to his joy, the last days at the hospital has been peaceful, if not a little loud sometimes due to knowing all the survivors finally woke up, and he had gathered up the courage to talk to Michi. They left on good accords, to which Takumi has been glad… Takumi then checked on few good friends before changing himself in his clothes then preparing to leave… No, he wasn’t able to talk to everyone; he was a coward. He knew, he was still scared… Maybe when Takumi will get time, the jeweler will be able to move on entirely, to proceed as if it was like before the dream… But for now, Takumi now knows some people still dislike him or perhaps hate him but not to the point of the jeweler fearing for his own safety. And he was fine with that. Clashing will happen. And life will go on after all despite it. And other people appreciate his company… That was a plus already. The others who he vaguely talked to once or not at all… He didn’t know them that well, but it was okay. Takumi wasn’t worried… Maybe for Daisy, but then again, the jeweler didn’t talk to the girl… He could hope she will get better with time… He was never mad at her, but frankly he was confused.
Oh well… The words of the nurse reassured him somewhat and Takumi headed out for the exit almost immediately, occasionally glancing back. Honestly he hadn’t expected the two people he saw in the dream to be there… Takumi blinked… Was he dreaming? Probably, probably not. He smiled softly toward them before turning his back away. Takumi knew exactly where he wanted to go first. No, not the shop… He needed to see someone else. He needed to tell him that he was fine. That everything’s okay now. Clenching the bag in his hand, the jeweler closed his eyes. He knew what he needed to do after this. He had to go back to his daily life… Everything will not be exactly the same as before… But that’s okay. He’ll adapt. He can do it.
Stepping away from the hospital and towards the car, Takumi felt lighter… He was at peace somewhat with himself lightly, but truly, he’d be happy to be in his boyfriend’s arms after a long time… The jeweler really missed the warmth, being cared for, being loved deeply…
Wow, he was being secretly sappy again; Takumi shook his head and spoke to the man in suit that he’d like to be brought back at the campus, then all that was left is to patiently wait while on the way…
The future will be better.
It’s A New Day | Finale
Time had passed in the waking world. Even after being awake, the students were kept in the hospital for a week, primarily for observation. Although most seemed okay, the remnants of the game were still readily evident. Phantom pains, uncertainty, anxiety, trauma. No one was safe from it.
But only so much of it could be treated by a hospital.
Nurse Fujimoto offered to bring in counselors for everyone to talk to, and even Kuroda hung around to talk to anyone who would listen. His motives satisfied, he only offered a friendly ear to anyone in earshot.
Finally that day came, the day when you all were to be discharged. One by one, Nurse Fujimoto came by to check up on you one last time.
“You’ll be alright, I know. Physically, everything’s okay. But you can get through the rest. I just know.”
“S-So… If you ever need anything, just come see me, okay? Anything at all…”
With that, the guards at the door of the ward opened the doors for you, and you worked your way out as a unit. The rest of the hospital was bustling, but your trip wasn’t too bad. Most of the paperwork was taken care of ahead of time, and your belongings were provided for you back in your rooms. Just a quick stop at the front desk in the lobby and you were free to go.
As you headed for the door, Kuroda stepped towards you.
“So that’s it, huh? Heh heh heh… You’ve got your whole lives ahead of you now. Soon this’ll all be a blip in your memories, when you’re old and stiff like me. Heh heh heh!”
Chuckling, he turned away, crossing his arms.
“Even now, I think I can rest a little easier. And so can she…”
Huh… he sounded oddly serious. But this moment of clarity was short-lived - he looked back at you, chuckling.
“Now, now, don’t listen to the rambling of an old man. Go on! Get outta here!”
With that, you said your farewells, passing through the front door to the hospital. The day was bright; sunlight beating down on you as the sweet smell of fresh air met your nose. Overwhelming sensations, but not unpleasant. Out front you saw more men in suits, complete with black cars. A short explanation told you that they were here to take you wherever you wanted to go - back to campus, to your home, anywhere.
As the time comes to depart, you turn around to look at the hospital one last time. Fujimoto waves, a bright smile on her face. Kuroda waved from inside, cigarette in hand. But standing by the doors, you think you spy some other familiar faces…
Was that Smallchan? And… Tallsan? She was waving at you, a cheerful smile on her face. Off to the side, Tallsan cast a sidelong glance at you, although there was a faint smile on his face. Were they… watching over you?
You still weren’t certain who they were, but in the end they tried to help you survive. Whoever they were, they meant well.
Would you see them again? Who knows…
Dreams of Death - END
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dod characters as cr1tikal quotes. save me from myself
aelois: on most organisms pepper spray is effective. but apparently jabba the fuck here is immune to it.
akira: there should be a message at the beginning.'child is useful. do not murder'
chinatsu: taste knowledge, you illiterate douchebag!
daisy: there's gotta be some kinda warning sign for dumbasses like me that the edge is nearby.
elijah: when all else fails just break in. that's what i always do.
greg: i would have an easier time solving a rubik's cube using nothing but my bare nipples than try to make that series of jumps.
haruko: what college did you attend, robert? the university of fuck?
kin/akemi: oh look, it's grand master titties.
koushi: what the fuck are you screaming for? come on now, use your inside voice.
maemi: nothing says quality zookeeping like a good old fashioned peafowl mauling.
mitsuo: who is this? is this lieutenant dastardly dildo?
michi: well, i have yet to make the first step, but i sure as fuck am making some progress.
natale: like a ballerina, there you go! tippy those toes!
ryouma: now he's got a boner on his nose. i usually get erect when i think about ducks too, buddy. no problem.
sayuri: most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions. this one can fuck itself in all directions.
shinobu: as for everyone else in the diner, you can go fuck yourself.
takumi: on a scale from one to stupid, I have exceeded the grading criteria.
theo: this includes fucking up my trees and i prefer my trees not fucked up.
yora: fuck you and your formal attire.
yuyu: i just think. and the automobile responds. and it speaks german. and i don't speak german.
The nightmare of nurses everywhere/Michi/Open
Xe realized (with a very loud whine) maybe xe wasnt meant to leave xyr room. Maybe xe wasnt even supposed to get up and look outside the windows. It wasn’t like xe could walk really well after being asleep for so long.
Michi Honda was a horrible hospital patient And not only because xe got even glompier when xe was sick. And xe was particularly glompy because xe missed xyr grandfather even more than the usual. But figures, the novelist sometimes did things no one would believe any nurses and doctors if they were to talk about them online. Like making doll socks with bedsheets and, well, socks.
That stunt never crossed xyr mind in that unusual cursed dream. Mostly because Michi wasn’t sure if xe’d suceed and xe didnt want to think too much about the girl who taught xem to do the doll. But after Mitsuo’s trial xe had mo choice but he told to think about Ayano too. But come to think about it, xe always did, without even realizing it. And it wasnt like xe never thought of xyr mother when xe sang xem songs she had learned from her own parents.
The novelist sat on xyr bed (ugh, beds) and started working on xyr masterpiece. Xe was strong enough to rip a bit of the bedsheet with xyr hands. Part of xem wondered what happened to people when they died outside dreams and what happened to dreams when they were over.
After hearing that everyone finally woke up, minus one person who now was so irrelevant to his business, Takumi gathered the courage to go talk to some more people, he knew Theo was with Maemi and they’ll be fine. But for everyone else...? It felt strange to want to approach any of them, but one of them was slightly closer to Takumi; xe was the only one who bothered going talking to Takumi before he fucked up. The jeweler had to apologize... Even if xe wouldn’t really forgive him... It still was better to go talk to Michi.
Xe roomed with Mitsuo, right? The jeweler showed sign of wariness while going in the room, even while knowing Mitsuo will not hurt him anymore. It wasn’t hard to spot Michi, really. There xe is. He walked near xem and spoke. It was a soft voice, unlike when he was really disrespectful back in the third trial.
“...Hello Honda. How are you...?”
Somewhere in his mind, Takumi was scared.
...He really was.
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dod characters and dril tweets. what have I become
Aelois: ive already accepted that im going to hell because I mispronounced church as " gurtch" once.
Akira: kfc commercial idea: a man is trying to get into kfc but he is too small to reach the door handle. he tries and tries and nobody helps him
Chinatsu: blocked. blocked. blocked. you're all blocked. none of you are free of sin
Daisy: *does something fucking stupid or embarrassing in between tthe asterisks and doesnt expect anyone to wonder why im typing it out* im normal,
Elijah: im seated down, and Ready to get pissed off.........
Greg: mods!! mods! one of those obscene low follower count boys stole a lick from the delicious lolly that Father bought me!! ah! how dreadful !
Haruko: i got in the newspaper twice. once for my good posts, and once for screaming while still in the womb somehow
Akemi: Unamused by trash behaviour .
Koushi: please hire me as an actor if any of you are filming a movie or somr shit. my forte is making extremely comical faces while being strangled
Maemi: chaplain era silent motion pictures where basically the first subbed anime . click to read more
Michi: (i descend from the heavens) I'm uh, netflix is good (i go back up to heaven)
Mitsuo: ive trademarked the term "The guy who fucks up" so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car
Natale: and the final word i leave all of you pitiful cowards upon this sinful night is "Truth".. hold it clos.e.. use it.. thank you
Ryouma: i fairly tend to use "Sarchasm" to destroy liars mentally, and if that's not yiur cup of tea, i have the 2 words for you which is Suck it !!
Sayuri: Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Shinobu: the 1st rule of my twiter account is read my posts with an open mind,. the 2nd rule is the fight club rules. the 3rd rule is simply Have Fun
Takumi: what can i say. my hatres are my motivators (gets pic of nude man covered in syrup sent to inbox) FUCk. Please stop
Theodore: i ruminate over a scrapbook full of middle finger pics to keep myself demure, respectful and humble. "i deserve these", i utter shitheadedly
Yora: THis is not a "Meltdown". it is a normal opinion
Yuyu: you know what. im dropping the subject and going outside to sip some cool lemonade. Enjoy your circle jerlk
Beauty has always an price || Execution
dreamsofdxxth:
“This trial is over. Be quiet, and let it end.”
“…………………….”
“You are correct. Now that we have your attention, may as well finish things off, hmm? Any last words, killer?”
Still smiling like a goddamn idiot even with his head hurting, Takumi glanced at everyone and waved, obviously provoking people once more.
“You’re so pathetic. See you all in hell, dumbasses!”
Not too long after, a chain wrapped around his neck, earning a small yelp from the jeweler as he was dragged away to his death…
(cw: explosions, neck trauma/decapitation, gore)
Afficher davantage
thanks mitsuo||Takumi||Chapter 3 Bakutheater RE: Kin, Mitsuo, everyone again
dreamsofdxxth:
[cw: head trauma, violence]
Takumi laughed and then pretended to be emotionally distraught, dramatically posing.
“Ohh, I’m hurt so much!”
He giggled once more, what the fuck is wrong with him?
Oh of course, out of all people, Mitsuo lashed at him and grabbed his hair to then smash him on the floor.
And what does Takumi do? Laughing. Just laughing madly. And nothing else. Was he trying to pretend that it doesn’t hurt him, even though it does hurt so badly? Likely.
But here he was, cackling as blood spilled from his head and doing absolutely nothing to stop the musician from hurting him. It was chaotic but he didn’t care, he was way too busy being amused and trying to forget the pain inflicted on him.
As Small chan and Tall san stopped the chaos, all the boy could do was still laughing while lying on the ground. Fucking hell, Takumi is clearly not doing well.
Still, he just patiently waited for his fate, not caring if anyone badmouthed him anymore. He was done, he knew he was going to die. So now what?
No Fighting | Tallsan and Smallchan | RE: CHAOS
dreamsofdxxth:
“S-Stop it! Stop f-fighting! P-Please…!”
The small girl finally spoke up, crying out as the courtroom threatened to devolve into chaos once again. In response, the man with black hair clucked his tongue.
“…The rules of this game are still in effect, Mitsuo Ito. Proceed at your own risk.”
Before he could react, the girl sprinted over, putting herself between Mitsuo and Takumi.
“Ito-kun, stop it. Right now. Do not take another step.”
“……….?”
“The trial is over. If you take another step, I cannot protect you anymore.”
ooc voice: you guys all deserve better tBH||Takumi||Chapter 3 Trial RE: Ryouma
dreamsofdxxth:
[cw: assisted suicide mention]
He sighed but fine, if it has to be clarified…
“…Well basically, I have a short temper and I wasn’t willing to explain myself what the fuck I was doing on the boat, seriously, do you just say that you fucking assisted in your roommate’s death? No! I just wanted to be left alone and I was already tense from what I did. But he wouldn’t let go and so I went mad after arguing with him! That’s simple! And of course I didn’t want him to find out about why the boat was there. Obviously.”
While annoyed, Takumi spoke again.
“If you have anymore questions about this case, I’m not fucking listening. I have said everything I remember.”
ceediculous:
non @ takumi rn
do you even hate your oc that much or is it just me||Takumi||Chapter 3 Trial RE: Kin
dreamsofdxxth:
Wow, Kin is believing he asked for sympathy. The jeweler giggled.
“Nah, I just think you really just were too busy on your own drama stuff to even care. Oh did I ask anything about fucking sympathy? Did I? Didn’t I say I don’t care if you hate me? Go ahead, be bitter! I didn’t even fucking kill for the secret, but circumstances happened and there’s no going back, so!”
“Do you think I’m really dumb to think that I’d get away with this? I was perfectly aware I’ll die anytime soon. If you soooo want to kill me, then why don’t you just do it now?”
TAKUMI NO?
this got long so I apologize ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ||Takumi||Chapter 3 Trial RE: maememe my daughter, haroo, everyone rip
dreamsofdxxth:
[cw: bruises, assisted suicide implications, swearing]
Takumi listened to Maemi carefully but he didn’t say anything yet… But he was more and more done with Haruko’s attitude, clearly irritated.
“Oh yay, I’m not fucking stripping, no way in hell.”
And then, some people were rolling up their sleeves, Takumi looked around and oh boy. Oh boy. People were now certain it was him.
Why was he growing more and more amused then? His smile keeps getting widener as people were getting more and more irritated.
“Eheheheh… Eheheheheh…. Fiiiiiiine, I’ll fucking show you what you want! But I’ll be only half stripping!”
Almost disturbingly eager, the jeweler removed his sweater, leaving him with his tanktop and…
“You got me, I’m the killer of Amsel. He did indeed come at the wrong place, wrong time! Buuuut…”
He took a breath, knowing it would get long…
“Y’all got the situation with Theo wrong! Or at least half wrong. I didn’t fucking lure him then drug him before throwing him overboard. Though he already looked sleepy when we met on the boat…! Let me clear what I meant by that. After Theo’s secret was busted, I came to check on him. And then he asked me how I’d feel about covering up a murder. Naturally I was hesitant, and then he asked me to cover his own death. I was even more hesitant but… I agreed, because we didn’t want anymore secrets busted out. Then he asked me to meet him on the boat two days later. By then, all Theo asked me to do was just tying him to the anchor, and man he really did look abnormally sleepy. Anyway, I did tie him to the anchor and I watched him climbing the boat then falling in the water all by himself. And shortly after, I heard a noise and hopped off the boat, accidentally kicking the fishing pole on the deck. I looked up at the source of the noise. It was Amsel. We got in an argument and in a fit of anger, I killed him. Then I was gone to the male bathroom to try cleaning my purple jacket but that didn’t get rid of the bloodstain so I threw it in the trashcan. I’m surprised no one found that, but whatever.”
Takumi took a deep breath before talking again.
“Happy now? You can all vote for me, I don’t care. I know I’ll be fucking dead already. I didn’t plan to defend myself anyways. I don’t fucking care if you hate me or are indifferent, I fucking realized what the fuck I did wrong but god, I am just impressed at how half wrong you were about the murders. But in the end, that doesn’t matter. Heh.”
And then he put his hoodie back as if nothing happened. Thanks. …Can someone punch him for me, I apologize to everyone tbh. :/
degdeg shrugging noises||Takumi||Chapter 3 Trial RE: haroo, sayuri
dreamsofdxxth:
Takumi has been quiet for most of the trial if not since the start. And honestly, he knew someone was so obsessed with accusing him. Snorting and trying to not laugh, he spoke.
“Shimazu, let me clear one thing.”
His tone in the next statement was harsh, very much so.
“I was not very close to Theo-san. We don’t always talk to each other. He was also never in our room, only to come for his own tree stuff, I’m bad at saying the talent name that he possesses but still. Stop throwing assumptions one after another about my amicable relation with Theo-san. Because we were just acquaintances, not friends.”
He then huffed before putting a smile; honestly Takumi was done with Haruko’s antics.
We All Scream For Trials | Chapter 3 | Trial Start
dreamsofdxxth:
You took your places at your podiums, and the tall man started his introduction.
“Let’s begin. I’ll spare you the intricacies of trial demeanor. After all, this’ll be your third now, no? If you don’t know how they work by now you’re either blissfully ignorant, or you’ve literally slept through the others.”
“But there is an interesting twist this time. After all, we could potentially have two killers, no? So how about this. What’s say you vote twice? Once for Theo’s killer, and once for Gregory’s. Same rules apply for voting. And… please do enter two votes today. None of that sentimental ‘I can’t’ bring myself to vote’ garbage, okay? That in mind… do begin.”
Chapter 3 | Through The Vinculum Gate
dreamsofdxxth:
The ice cream parlor was a rather unassuming place, a typical place you’d find on a boardwalk on just about any beach in the world. A small place with white walls, a window offered a look into the booths and counter inside. But when the man with black hair opened the door, what you saw didn’t match up with that sight.
The Gatekeeper’s Room.
Of course, this is a routine you should be used to by now. What is this, your third time? He silently waved you through, as the small girl mouthed a silent ‘See you on the other side’ as you passed.
Once inside, you approached the gatekeeper, as you have before.
“…Next, please. Where to? The Vinculum Gate? Let me take those…”
Some of you still had intact bottles, while others still only had the tiny speakers that so rudely blared your secrets during the motive. Perhaps that was what the Gatekeeper seemed so intent on. One by one, you pushed yours through the gap in the window, standing off to the side.
“Yes, all received. Go on ahead.”
The gatekeeper motioned towards the door to your right. Slowly, everyone moved to the door, pushing it open. Inside, you found a now-familiar long corridor, upbeat music blaring in your ears. As you’d come to expect, what greeted you on the other side was the same drab coliseum you’ve become used to.
You knew too well the consequences of these trials. And yet, you also knew you had no choice but to stand for them and see them through. It was time once again.
Keep Calm And Solve Murders | Chapter 3 | Investigation End
dreamsofdxxth:
“A-Are you sure they’re ready? T-They’ve been fighting… s-so much…”
“Of course they are. Well… if they aren’t, then that’s their own fault.”
Clearing his throat, he turned to face the gaggle of people on the beach.
“Alas, it is that time, my friends. Bring your bottle, or whatever’s left of it, and meet me at the ice cream parlor. Understood?”
With that he strode off, the girl in tow.