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@ultra404
Ultra404 + G turned 13 today! Thank you Tumblr robot algorithm for reminding me to post on this social platform. It has been far too long since the last time that I randomly put thoughts to paper, but it’s not really paper… now is it? Run on sentence alert.
Ultra404 + G turned 11 today! … and the robot is pretty specific about what it will let you do so I guess I’m creating a post. Hooray!
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“Let’s a play!” with the PATERNAL TWINS! Includes: Marvin & Marcus
SOZZYLAND VS ULTRA404 I DON’T FLAP SO GOOD
I am too much enjoying the Concertpalooza. My voice looks like I smoke cigarettes.
Three-way #AnimalGun Telecommunications #ThrowbackThursday
Brake Pumpage
You ever been about to unload some sweet spontaneous sarcastic mirth just as someone reminds you what a level-headed diplomat you are? … So, you switch verbal gears hardcore and take the higher path? . . . Me too.
This is what I didn't send.
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Using all caps on the word “no” really turned me around. I’m voting Yes all the way. Being called an illiterate Trump supporter has shown me the evil of my previous ways. I want even more people to sell me weed that I could grow myself. Screw being pretty much free from regulation, just two cool dudes - a guy and his doctor. I mean bad guys out painting the town red.. . with the demon weed, hopped up on the goofballs.
Nah I am just joshing you. I’m a josher. Joshin’ it up.
I am a proud 215 patient and screw anyone that wants to bastardize or put asunder my beloved club. *starts humming* 🎶 Patients are safe for now. .. but losing their solidarity. Average Joes manipulated by money hungry business messed it up for everyone if it passes.
Or…
If my Dad was in jail and somehow by magic he got out the day after they legalize the weed then of course it won’t pass. “They” fuckin’ hate my Dad.
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🔝 Tumblr: re-activated … [✔️] Rebuttal initiated I say, Old Bean when I see old beans, refried or otherwise. Chopping onions always makes me cry out me eyes. Tough guys criticize with their fists when they're pissed. Just a bit off the top is a thing I never say. When I don’t go to the Barber I never harbor Ill will. You get a messed up haircut but still. You will have to pay for it, wear a toupee for it. That’s so ill but not for real. It is at this time that I would like to recognize and promote the #AnimalGun clique. 🎬: Not everyone likes guns, but everyone loves animals. Make no mistake, animals can be savage and brutal. An animal may try to eat you or even throw poop at you. Or eat you, poop you out and then then throw that poop at someone else… Where was I going with this? Oh! Animal Gun… 🎵: [SFX] Gunshot + Panther Growl … an international syndicate of battle rappers, producers, and artists with a singular goal; to eat all enemies and then throw their pooped out remains at you… in a good way. [LOGO] 🐼🔪😲
Exclusive ULTRA404 VS. Eminem Freestyle Session for your dome .. .
DS - Slaxxx Traxxx - :90 of Slack
Remix of the dancefloor classic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkeAf5yvjv4 Insane Tweeker Babble Shoutout to the man like G-Dog, the Jazzy. Just Say Nope
MFTAFT - Samples from Ruining the Show EP Ultra404 vs HoZkInZ2
"Texas" Stewart K. Reilly - "Going Back To Oklahoma" YTPNews Records 2015 written with love...
First-Person Video of a GoPro Being Sent Through an Electron Beam Irradiator
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[DS] Doo-wop Singer: I Love Weed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d9pdpHfKZc
DS TimeCrapsule #16a - Extreme Sports, Brah
via: http://web.archive.org/web/20020603131414/http://thegodfader.com/derelict/main.htm
05/11/02 ~ by Dean Satan ~
You know if there’s one thing that’ll wake you up real quick it’s taking an early morning "spill", heading to the store on the old skateboard. High speed, I make a b-line directly for a fresh patch of asphalt knowing it’s smooth. Bad part is, it’s not packed or tampened hard, not at all a solid surface, not at all. Like mud in sand, the skateboard sticks like glue. Me meanwhile, go flying superman-style like I’m sliding into home. I continue down the street rolling a bit, maybe two or three times. It’s cool. It’s far better to "roll it out" than land hard once.
"Are you okay?" says a lady across the street. She’s talking to a guy by a Public Works truck.
"Son of a bitch… you fuckin’ piece uh shit!…. Arrrgh", I say. "I’m cool, there’s a fresh patch of road for me." The kids in front of the store are howling laughing. I lay in the street for a few extra seconds for dramatic effect. I get up and scan for leakage and degree of bodily damage. It don’t hurt.
So, I’m bleeding from my elbow, knee, and wrist. My neck is starting to hurt. I pick up my skate and fling it earthbound, back into the square of oily gravel.
"Well that’ll happen to ya sometimes. What were you doing, practicing a trick?" chimes in the guy by the truck.
I wish I had a story about how it was all related and really it is. But what am I going to do? That fat-ass dude probably just filled it that hole. I know everyone else that saw it was entertained, judged on the applause alone. Plus, my wrist is starting to hurt. I hope I’ll be able to roll cigamarettes.
So, the point is fuck all this new interest in "Extreme Sports". I’ve been riding a skateboard since Bones, and Natas and Gator and FfeJ and Gonzo and Oscar. Busting tricks and picking scabs. Stealing wood to make ramps that get torn down in the span of a week ten times over. Since, Fat Larry GoSkate, back in the day. To put that into perspective, 1980… before even as a wee toehead. I’ve been busting my ass, hurting my self while "playing" from the get go. So now there’s this fascination for dangers sports by the mainstream. Why is it that all the stuff I like ends up being cool? Watching someone else bust their shit doesn’t do anything for the viewer except give ‘em something to talk about. Being true to the medium of television, its truly not interaction and brings new meaning (to me) to the phrase No Pain No Gain. Unless you actually do it, you aren’t getting anything out of it. Life is not a spectator sport. And in the words of the Surf Punks, "Locals Only" … oh and "…Look out for the dummies there’s a million and more, they’ll rip off your spot, they think they’re hot. If you see a dummy, send him back where he came, the land of the low-life’s, the land of the lame."… but I digress. If someone’s gonna market your lifestyle at least you should get a few bucks.
You should be inspired to try to do something adventurous. Pinch yourself or have a friend punch you in the arm. Do something dangerous, learn a lesson. Knife throwing for fun and profit. Slap your friend in the back of the neck. He may stand up and punch you in the gut or he may do nothing. Either way it was an experiment wasn’t it? Send all research data to a local university, maybe you’ll get a grant. To cut to the chase, pain makes you know straight away that you’re alive. Not really a big revelation but when it was said that "As I bleed I feel alive", it is very life affirming. We are only really talking about cuts and scrapes bruises and sprains… nothing too serious. In this case getting the sensation of zero G’s for split-second followed by the awkward jarring and subsequent pang from misreading the signals. The next time I know I should know the surface on which I am entering. Pretty good lesson. I learned folks like to laugh. It’s only a lot cooler if it’s someone else they’re doing it at. Arm-chair quarterbacks and critics are bad right? Forget the fact that I’m a stinking critic my own sports-hating self. You gotta bust a few eggs if you're gonna make a Kraft singles omelet.
So get out there and run around crazy, blindfold optional. That’s about all I’m saying I’m not gonna be the only one nursing my wounds. Self-destructive’s unite! (Act responsibly)
-D
