Truly, I will be the girl of all slime

She/they, shockingly plural, and made of slime forevermore There used to be a Mudd around here, but I took an accidental hiatus on making his stuff. Maybe he'll return in the future, hopefully so

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okay cool so i guess im just not using tumblr anymore then

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brown sugar is being canceled for not being in my pantry and yet is in every cookie recipe on earth

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What did a girl do to feel this shit...

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Something uniquely special about pissing for a solid 20 seconds straight. Truly there is beauty still left in this world

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Call my girl weed the way she zonk my gourd

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If you celebrate christmas, remember to give me all your money. This is a robbery, give me your money. Every cent, hurry up. I have a gun

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Making out with a girl and she bites my tongue while she bites my lip and sucks my tits and sucks my dick because she is covered in a thousand mouths due to the curse of the genie

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"Killing the clownsona" is not something I ever expected to say but here we are

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Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

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This is BeeseChurger, Cheeseburger's Evil clone. Or, I guess he's not that evil. He just wants to lay in some moonbeams

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What? Of course I'm okay! Could a girl who isn't okay do this? *cries extremely heavily for 40+ straight minutes with zero room for breathing*

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I can't talk right now. I'm drinking PISS

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Doing some 100 million particle moose dropped on a right-angled wedge shit to her penis

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Give me an instrument I can play with only my fingers and I'll figure out which notes are the ones to megalovania

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"I wouldn't wish bad things even on my worst enemy" okay but what if your worst enemy is like. The economy

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I wouldn't mind having facial hair if every other part of me had fur, but because I am in fact a human (unfortunate) into the shredder it goes