Ultron 8

I am Ultron Mk 8

[dum-meme]

[riley-lehmeme]

SQUEE

[beth-the-meme-weaver]

@ultrontherobot Your dog has good taste in books

[ultrontherobot]

Indeed they do.

[storyinmypocket]

Fiction love: villains who quasi-reform, but never actually turn nice. That sadistic manipulator who used to crawl inside your head and make you doubt your own worth and sanity is now the asshole on the team who snarks at everyone and likes exactly two (2) people, and refuses to grovel for anyone’s forgiveness but just keeps… quietly saving everyone. Because the people worth their time will notice.

They leave weird little gifts for the people they don’t hate. Nice(ish) gifts, not Jared Leto gifts. But, like, the most cheerful person on the team gets this soap. Attempts to confront them on the fact that they’re doing nice things for people will be ruthlessly mocked.

But they just. Keep helping these people they don’t even like that much.

[storyinmypocket]

Also I like this trope because like hell am I going to trust someone who went from trying to destroy me utterly as a person to trying to win me over and make me forgive them, but to see them go from wanting to destroy me to just sort of tolerating me, my backstabbing instincts are like, “Well, look at that, they only threatened to poison me twice this week, they really are trying.”

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

This terrifyingly sounds a lot like my brother…..

[a-sassy-meme-jayla-deactivated2]

Your brother is not the least bit nice, not has he reformed.

[spcnscr]

I find him perfectly delightful to be around.

[2nd-meme-in-command-jack-rollins]

His sense of humor is a bit strange, but he does have one. And he’s usually only playfully stabby

[the-real-kamala-meme-khan-deact]

Sounds like Loki tbh…

[a-sassy-meme-jayla-deactivated2]

Oh geez

Cael and Loki

That would be a disaster

[the-real-kamala-meme-khan-deact]

Who is Cael?

[a-sassy-meme-jayla-deactivated2]

Brock’s brother….

[ultrontherobot]

Im Reformed. . .

Dont look into it

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[normal-horoscopes]

THE FAE ARE NOT GONE HUMANS JUST MADE THEM CYBORGS

[dum-meme]

I’m not saying I’m fae but I’m not saying I’m not.

@memevis @ultrontherobot

[ultrontherobot]

I refuse to comment

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

“It Shouldn’t Have Gone Wrong”: the premise of practically every movie out there

[theavengers]

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

Seriously, though. Was that the best he could do?

[ultrontherobot]

I can always do more

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

You could try, at least. I doubt you’d succeed.

[ultrontherobot]

I can try and i will succeed

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

What do the Midgardians say? Ah, yes.

Bring it, bitch.

[ultrontherobot]

I shall

[theavengers]

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

Seriously, though. Was that the best he could do?

[ultrontherobot]

I can always do more

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

You could try, at least. I doubt you’d succeed.

[ultrontherobot]

I can try and i will succeed

[wolpaw]

When the last human is finally destroyed

[theavengers]

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

Seriously, though. Was that the best he could do?

[ultrontherobot]

I can always do more

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Every bottle of Coke with the name Steve on it also has a little flag and I think SOMEONE bribed Coca Cola.

[dum-meme]

*whistles nonchalantly*

[memecaptainsteverogers]

That would also explain why this year there’s a “Share A Coke With A ROBOT” bottle out there. That seemed very specific to me. 

[kholden83]

what the heck is a robot going to do with coke? They don’t typically consume food

[memecaptainsteverogers]

I thought it was rude to ask. After all, if a robot wants to share a Coke with me, who am I to refuse? 

[dum-meme]

I have reasons.

[scarletmemewitch]

it helps break down rust

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Is that true?

What did they put IN when they took the cocaine OUT??

[ultrontherobot]

Share a coke with a robot? Would you share one with me captain? @memecaptainsteverogers

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Robots that try to induce nuclear winter don’t get Coca Cola, Ultron. 

[ultrontherobot]

What about Pepsi

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Every bottle of Coke with the name Steve on it also has a little flag and I think SOMEONE bribed Coca Cola.

[dum-meme]

*whistles nonchalantly*

[memecaptainsteverogers]

That would also explain why this year there’s a “Share A Coke With A ROBOT” bottle out there. That seemed very specific to me. 

[kholden83]

what the heck is a robot going to do with coke? They don’t typically consume food

[memecaptainsteverogers]

I thought it was rude to ask. After all, if a robot wants to share a Coke with me, who am I to refuse? 

[dum-meme]

I have reasons.

[scarletmemewitch]

it helps break down rust

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Is that true?

What did they put IN when they took the cocaine OUT??

[ultrontherobot]

Share a coke with a robot? Would you share one with me captain? @memecaptainsteverogers

[ultrontherobot]

Hehe