I Am A God

Thank you for saying nice things about me but I don’t believe you

[especially]

[meanplastic]

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

[thebootydiaries]

me @ me: ur kind of ugly lol

me also @ me: ho…..look @ urself before u come at me……

[ardhangini]

bro these days i’m ready to go to bed at like 7 pm

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[lvd2]

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[sexandtheastrology]

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[traumaticchild]

just found out ignoring your problems doesn’t make them go away? shocked and upset 

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[plasticblisss]

me in jeans and a bra: wow what a look

[eliminated]

[serotnin]

“what’d you do today” oh, y'know, just isolated myself from everyone and slept bc existing in general is unbearable