Umbrella Academy And Marvel Trash

Someone- I’d die for you. Five- Then perish.

[chaoticum]

I believe in free education, one that’s available to everyone; no matter their race, gender, age, wealth, etc… This masterpost was created for every knowledge hungry individual out there. I hope it will serve you well. Enjoy!

FREE ONLINE COURSES (here are listed websites that provide huge variety of courses)

Alison 

Coursera

FutureLearn

open2study

Khan Academy

edX

P2P U

Academic Earth

iversity

Stanford Online

MIT Open Courseware

Open Yale Courses

BBC Learning

OpenLearn

Carnegie Mellon University OLI

University of Reddit

Saylor

IDEAS, INSPIRATION & NEWS (websites which deliver educational content meant to entertain you and stimulate your brain)

TED

FORA

Big Think 

99u

BBC Future

Seriously Amazing

How Stuff Works

Discovery News

National Geographic

Science News

Popular Science

IFLScience

YouTube Edu

NewScientist

DIY & HOW-TO’S (Don’t know how to do that? Want to learn how to do it yourself? Here are some great websites.)

wikiHow

Wonder How To

instructables

eHow

Howcast

MAKE

Do it yourself

FREE TEXTBOOKS & E-BOOKS

OpenStax CNX

Open Textbooks

Bookboon

Textbook Revolution

E-books Directory

FullBooks

Books Should Be Free

Classic Reader

Read Print

Project Gutenberg

AudioBooks For Free

LibriVox

Poem Hunter

Bartleby

MIT Classics

Many Books

Open Textbooks BCcampus

Open Textbook Library

WikiBooks

SCIENTIFIC ARTICLES & JOURNALS

Directory of Open Access Journals

Scitable

PLOS

Wiley Open Access

Springer Open

Oxford Open

Elsevier Open Access

ArXiv

Open Access Library

LEARN:

1. LANGUAGES

Duolingo

BBC Languages

Learn A Language

101languages

Memrise

Livemocha

Foreign Services Institute

My Languages

Surface Languages

Lingualia

OmniGlot

OpenCulture’s Language links

2. COMPUTER SCIENCE & PROGRAMMING

Codecademy

Programmr

GA Dash

CodeHS

w3schools

Code Avengers

Codelearn

The Code Player

Code School

Code.org

Programming Motherf*?$%#

Bento

Bucky’s room

WiBit

Learn Code the Hard Way

Mozilla Developer Network

Microsoft Virtual Academy

3. YOGA & MEDITATION

Learning Yoga

Learn Meditation

Yome

Free Meditation

Online Meditation

Do Yoga With Me

Yoga Learning Center

4. PHOTOGRAPHY & FILMMAKING

Exposure Guide

The Bastards Book of Photography

Cambridge in Color

Best Photo Lessons

Photography Course

Production Now

nyvs

Learn About Film

Film School Online

5. DRAWING & PAINTING

Enliighten

Ctrl+Paint

ArtGraphica

Google Cultural Institute

Drawspace

DragoArt

WetCanvas

6. INSTRUMENTS & MUSIC THEORY

Music Theory

Teoria

Music Theory Videos

Furmanczyk Academy of Music

Dave Conservatoire

Petrucci Music Library

Justin Guitar

Guitar Lessons

Piano Lessons

Zebra Keys

Play Bass Now

7. OTHER UNCATEGORIZED SKILLS

Investopedia

The Chess Website

Chesscademy

Chess.com

Spreeder

ReadSpeeder

First Aid for Free

First Aid Web

NHS Choices

Wolfram Demonstrations Project

Please feel free to add more learning focused websites. 

*There are a lot more learning websites out there, but I picked the ones that are, as far as I’m aware, completely free and in my opinion the best/ most useful.

[valtsv]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

[canumoveurseatup-no]

Avengers as Weird Shit I’ve Said

This is for @yournonlocalpoc because she asked for more💕

Peter: “if tomatoes are fruit, wouldn’t that make ketchup jam?”

Tony: “everything is a trigger for me. Laugh now, cry later type shit.”

Steve: “For every two Ls you get, you make a dub, see-” *makes two Ls with fingers and angles them to make a W*

Bucky: “I keep forgetting how uncensored Netflix is, so every time a titty pops up I’m like ‘oh wow… nice’”

Sam: “Sprinkles are so nasty. They’re like stickers for ice cream.”

Thor: “sex is a disgusting act and everyone who does it is going to hell”

Rhodey: “I choose not to ask questions. I just go here”

Natasha: “She really had the nerve to ask me if I was sick. Like no bitch, I’m just blowing snot out of my nose as a defense mechanism”

Wanda: “How’re you gonna be a bad bitch when you can’t even see?,”

Vision: “my kink is putting plastic bags over my head and taking long naps”

Scott: “Throw packs of fruit snacks on me like it’s money and I’m a stripper”

Clint: “He fucking smells like wet cornbread and baby powder!”

Wade: “I’m like communication, I go both ways, bitch,”

Fury: “That’s so desperate! It’s like ‘OH IMMA STICK MY DICK IN A FLASHLIGHT’”

Loki: “Now THAT right there is why I WON’T do anal with you!,”

Maria: “in terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin”

Pietro: “I’ll be the ‘lil bit messy, aggressive’ spoon”

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Lmao I went ahead and did something else quick too bc I needed a distraction. Hope y’all laughed even a little bit. Might do a part two to this one😂

Tags: @blackreaders-assemble @babybubastis @mbaku-babygirl @yournonlocalpoc @spideys-wife @vozit @chonisberonica @curlyhairclub @mokacoconut @unicornslothfish @warmchick @huh-i-guess @here-for-your-bullshit @plussizedwriter @crawlingnightmares @valentinevirgo @joyofbebbanburg @iamzion-therealhabesha

[breatheyonthebits]

I’m a combination of Maria, Wade, Peter and Tony.

[umbrellaininstanbul-blog]

The Umbrella Academy as things I say in school

Ben: but that’s gonna take 5ever!

Vanya: I’m like 82% sure I did bad.

Five: you’ve got the brain power of a cashew.

Klaus: Goodnight, sweet prince.

Diego: I’d trade them for a tic tac.

Luther: move aside, little man.

Allison: I don’t appreciate your tone.

BONUS

Hazel: permission denied.

Cha- Cha: do I look like Mother Theresa?

Grace: thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[captainhandsomes]

the truth is robert downey jr set up a higher standard for everyone else in the industry. he’s so damn good that the line between reality and fiction got blurred beyond repair and nobody can tell where he ends and tony stark begins. he created a complex, flawed, charismatic, relatable, real character that was compelling enough to carry twenty two freaking movies on his back. and when i say he “created”, i mean he created tony. i don’t mean to undermine the writers’ or anyone else’s works, but rdj literally and metaphorically gave life to the words written on paper. he added little tweaks that made tony lovable; that made tony human. he also did his best to ensure that every new director remained as faithful as possible to tony’s character. if that weren’t enough, rdj is greatly admired by every single member of the mcu crew. more than that, he’s loved by everyone that works with him and it’s as clear as day that the love is mutual. rdj always gave his all for the mcu and, in return, the mcu gave its all to him. i feel so lucky to be alive to see this man make history. 

[a11ab0ut]

[gh0stbear]

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[van-dyne]

Happy Father’s Day Tony 👑💝

[27-umbrellas]

Figure it out Janis!!!

[skeletoninspace]

PART

OF

THE

JOURNEY

IS

THE

END…

THANK

YOU

AVENGERS

[sabine-leo]

Loki wanders around the conference table in the tower slapping post its on foreheads…

Thor: *takes note of his head* Big dumb oaf?! Loki?

Tony: *takes his off* Brilliant control freak?! That supposed to be an insult? Because thats pretty accurate…

Steve: Tight costume-loving swearword contemnor ?!

Tony: Are you giving us the silent treatment but nonetheless let us know what you think?

Loki: Like I wrote, brilliant!

Peter:*reads* Spider…nah, I kinda like you, kid…awww Mr. Loki

You: Silent treatment ? Why don’t I get a note?

Thor: Yeah, why not?

Loki: *scribbles something. Sticks note to your forehead

Tony: *grins*

Peter: awwww

You: *reaching to get the note*

Loki: *quickly grabs it.*

You: Loki!

Loki: *grins*

You: Peter! What did it say?

Peter: Nope…Mr Loki likes me..not gonna tell!!

Loki: *chuckles*

You: grrrr

Walking to your room you open the door.

You: Oh shit! *starts to grin*

Loki: *appearing behind you, wrapping you in his embrace*

You: *looking at thousands of notes* 1 note wasn’t enough?

Loki: *kissing your neck* No, never.

You: *smiling* I love you too!!

[27-umbrellas]

We Stan a queen

[tony-stark-power-bottom]

Look how far we’ve come

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD GODDAMN EXPLANATION FOR THE SHOT GLASSES YOU ORDERED ONLINE, PETE

Peter, shoving 2 square metres’ worth of half popped bubble wrap down the back of his shirt: I have a drinking problem

[anxietyproblem]

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

[hina-iluvatareva-deactivated201]

Clint Barton would take 10 bullets and keep shooting until he finished a mission but if he got a paper cut he would probably complain about it for 3 hours to Natasha

[aethersea]

probably at the same time

[navigatorsnorth]

‘nat it stings every time I draw my bow this is not fair!’’ clint you are BLEEDING ON MY LEG’

[tonysiron]

So Bruce Banner lost:

his best science buddy, the guy who housed him while he was coming to closer terms w/ the hulk

his semi girlfriend, or at least the girl he loved and trusted enough to know he had to walk away from her

And the guy who helped him through the roughest, and darkest patch of his life, the guy who helped him a lot more with his relationship and the hulk, the guy who saved him from himself. Thor straight up leaves at the end of the film, leaving Bruce all by himself.

I know everything sucks, but Bruce really didnt get a happy ending. Steve lived out his days, and Clint has his family and retirement now, but Bruce??He’s all by himself on earth, w/ no familiar friends. Yes, he’s a canonically a celebrity, but what a lonely life it must be to be famous and have no close friends to trust.

[emsnerdblogging]

Bruce bby we love you 3000 too 😭💔

[27-umbrellas]

Wow I love that person! Short brown hair, sharp tailored suit, has met god and wasn’t impressed, feels like an old man trapped in a younger body! He’s definitely seen some cray cray shit

Is itJohn Mulaney or Five Hargreeves?