sarah

honestly, i don't know what the fuck this is anymore.

[micdotcom]

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

imagine youre sitting next to your dog watching TV and he says exactly one clearly pronounced word in English and you freak the fuck out and he literally never does it again 

[chloee-bee-mee]

[solitarixs]

thank you

[condensingly-blog]

YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL

[puga-shuffs-blog]

This gives me such a sense of satisfaction is that weird

Especially the cars

[thegoldenwyvern]

This feels strangely relaxing. This technique might be really good for anxiety :0

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

honestly same

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies

[jrpg-deactivated20220320]

this is by far the corniest thing i have ever read in my life what type of john green wannabe wrote this

[sumetal]

artists fuck be tte r becuase well stick a whole entire paintbrush into your a s s

[internetcultleader]

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

[pureaudacity]

the older i get the more i aggressively support other women

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is looking at you right now through your memories…

[heateron]

[stevesfriend]

you done it

[chrisweedpiano]

congration

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

THINGS TO INCLUDE IN A COLLEGE APPLICATION

high school musical quotes

the number 5

a 3 page samsung galaxy s2 skyrocket review

your fastest lap time in mario kart ds

,

the receipt to a hairdryer

big bird

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[cheaphalloweencostume]

who’s gonna be the one to tell people in north carolina this is how literally the entire world works

[mylife-of-darkness-deactivated2]

I wanna get really fucked up and forget my life for a while

[obsessivebiscuit]

go find u a friend like this

[irlmenace]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[take-me-to-your-lieder-deactiva]

Here’s a handy translation guide, because I’ve seen that some people are puzzled over British note names. What they don’t include here is the rare but magnificent demisemihemidemisemiquaver, or 1/256 note.