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HIII IM TOBY (if there's any spelling mistakes in mh posts I'm sorry I'm probably sleep deprived)

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Two pink girls (Kuriko x oc)

(* is used for when Saiki/Kuriko is thinking something!!! And this is technically my friend x saiki 😭)

*You might be wondering why I look like this, I had to disguise myself because of these idiots.* Saiki is crouched down behind a wall in a flowerbed. Hiding away from Nedou and Kaidou. A girl walks by and sees a strange girl hiding in the bushes. 'Why the helly is she doing in the bushes.' Saiki turns her head when she hears the other girls thoughts. *Crap...now I look like the crazy one.* She stands up and steps out of the dirt. "You...okay?" The other girls asks her. "Yeah." Saiki replies.

Theres an awkward silence that's stretches between them. "I like your hair, it uh matches mine." The girl points to her own vibrant pink hair. Saiki looks her over, her hair is very pink and long indeed, its...pretty. "Thanks." Saiki can't help bur feel a bit nervous, which is odd for her. *What is this feeling? It's similar to how Nendou makes me feel, uneasy...I don't understand.* The girl seems to be getting a bit awkward due to the way Saiki isn't making conversation easy. "I'm Anette, what's your name?" She asks, trying to lighten the weird mood Saiki has set. "Kuriko." Yet another flat answer. 'She's so pretty and I really love her hair but wow this convo is ass, she's so clearly not interested.' *What? Oh crap, how come the only person I want to talk to doesn't want to talk to me? God really has favorites...* "Do you like coffee jelly?" *Maybe I can save this?* Anette seems to perk up when Saiki speaks unprovoked. "Sure!"

*I took her to my favorite café, I just hope Mera won't make her want to leave.* They both sit down at one of the booths near one of the front windows. Mera walks over. "Hello! What can I get for you guys?" She asks happily. "Two coffee jellies please!" Anette says and Mera nods and goes to retrieve them. "This is a pretty cute café, I've never been here before, is their stuff good?" *Of course you've never been here, they don't exactly get many customers, that's why I go here.* "Yes, their coffee jelly is good." Just at that moment Mera comes out with one coffee jelly in each hand and she sets them down at the table. And a few seconds pass...and she's still standing there...drooling. *Mera is going to ruin my totally not date, do you mind???* Saiki looks over at her, she's totally hypnotized by the food in front of her. "Mera." She jumps a bit and is quick to wipe the drool off her chin. "So sorry!!" She runs away. 'I can't help it!! I haven't eaten anything sweet since the last time yumehara gave me a piece of candy!!!'

"With the way she was acting this must be really good, haha right?" Anette says while using her spoon to scoop up a piece. "Mm" says Saiki as she goes to do the same. 'Hm, not bad! Not usually a fan of jelly but damn!' Saiki smiles apon hearing that or maybe it was the coffee making her smile, it didn't matter because she was feeling good. Anette can't help but notice Saiki's smile. 'Oh this is the first time she's smiled, she's cute when she smiles." Saiki can't feel the way the coffee jelly goes down wrong when she hears what Anette is thinking. She starts to cough. "Omg, are you okay?? Did you choke?" Anette asks in concern as Saiki manages to swallow the jelly. "Mhm..." she says. *Wow real smooth, that was not a good first impression but I guess the other stuff hasn't been very good either.*

The rest of the not date goes without any more mishaps or mistakes. They walk out of the cafe together. "It was nice meeting you, Kuriko! Always nice to meet a another pink head girly." Anette turns to her to say and Saiki nods. "Likewise." 'She's kinda nice but also quiet...maybe she's shy?' Anette thinks. Anette goes through her pocket but it seems like she can't find what she's looking for. "Sorry but do you have a pen and paper?" She asks with an awkward smile on her face. *Pen and paper? Wonder why.* 'I hope she has a pen and paper so I can give her my number.' Saiki quickly pulls up a pen and paper, maybe a bit too quickly because it seems to take Anette off guard with the quickness. She takes the paper and pen and when she reaches for the pen her and Saiki's fingers touch and they both look up at one another. 'Oh wow that was...girl whatever just write your number..' *What the hell? Why is my heart beating like this?" Anette scribbles her number onto the paper and hands it to Saiki. "It's my number, so just send me a text if you wanna hang again!" She smiles and tilts her head a bit. Saiki can't help but feel herself blushing a bit but she keeps a straight face. "Mhm, thank you." She carefully folds the paper and puts it into her pocket.

They say their goodbyes and go their own separate ways. Anette drives her way home and the whole time she can't stop thinking about Kuriko. She was pretty emotionless but Anette could feel that there was something else hiding under that cold and calm exterior and she wanted to know exactly what it was. As she replays the day in front of her she realizes somethin. 'I should have asked for her number too! What if she doesn't text me? Maybe I should do a long drive today...just to think....yeah...' Saiki walks into her house. "Oh welcome home Kuu-chan!! Did you have a good day?" Saiki stops to look at his mom for a second before walking up stairs. *No.* She walks into her room and closes the door, sliding down against it. Maybe Teruhashi isn't the only one who's gods favorite...

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Keeping secrets (Kaidou x Kuboyasu)

(* is used for when Saiki is thing something!!)

'It's been a while since I found out Kuboyasu was a delinquent and a while since he confessed it but sometimes I can't help but think about what he must have been like back then...' *Kaidou is thinking dangerous thoughts* Kaidou is sitting in class idly twirling his pen in his hand, his head clearly in the clouds. Kaidou glances over at the other. 'He looks almost ordinary...but he has this aura around him, a dark one. It's almost enchanting.' Kaidou's eyes drift from Kuboyasu's face down to his shoulders, then down to his chest. *Can he be any less obvious?* 'I can't feel someone's glance piercing into me...it isn't another delinquent, right?' Kuboyasu looks the others way and finds Kaidou to to be the one staring at him, Kaidou doesn't seem to notice that the other man has noticed.

It takes a moment for Kaidou's gaze to go back up and when it does he mets the others eyes. Kaidou's face glows red as his mouth hangs open a bit, he quickly looks away, down into his desk. 'What was that? What's up with Shun? I guess I could try talking to him after school.' Kuboyasu looks at Kaidou for a moment longer before turing his head back to the board. 'He totally saw me looking at him! He's gonna think I'm a total weirdo now!' *You are a weirdo.*

After school Kaidou is by his locker grabbing his diary and notebooks. He seems oblivious to the other man who's approaching him. He jumps when he feels a hand on his shoulder, he looks over his shoulder and when he sees Kuboyasu he feels the blood shoot straight up in his face. "Kuboyasu...what are you doing here?" Kaidou shuts his locker and holds the books to his chest. "I need to talk to you." Kaidou gulps, this can't be good. He thought they were friends, surely Kuboyasu wouldn't beat him up? There's people all around them. "We can't talk here." Kuboyasu grabs his arm and starts leading the other somewhere. "Why? Is Dark reunion on the prowl again? Because if that's the case I can easily take care of them! I'll just unleash my true power!" By the time Kaidou has finished his speech they've arrived behind the school, it's cut off from the rest of the school and is pretty secluded.

Kuboyasu pins Kaidou against the school wall, Kaidou isn't sure what he feels. Scared? Sure, but there's also this weird heat in his chest. "Shun, why were you staring at me during class?" He looks serious but in reality he's just concerned about his friend and doesn't know how to show it. "Staring? What are you talking about? It must have been someone else...or maybe it was the Dark reunion..!" His voice is squeaky and high pitched, maybe because he's panicking or maybe because he's feeling something he isn't used to. Kaidou turns is head away from the other man's deathly gaze and makes a weak attempt to move one of Kuboyasu's arms out of the way so he can slip away.

"No I saw you, is everything okay, Shun?" Kuboyasu moves so he's in Kaidou's line of sight again, Kaidou wasn't prepared for it and quickly feels his face heat up even more. 'Why does he keep calling me by my first name?! It's getting me all nervous...' "Why is your face getting so red? Are you sick?" Kuboyasu moves a hand to Kaidou's forehead and Kaidou flinches before he hand even mets his forehead. Kuboyasu quickly backs off, stepping back a bit. "Oh I see, I'm sorry, I'll leave." The man turns around quickly and starts to walk away. Kaidou suddenly feels a totally different feeling. 'No! I don't want you to go...' Before Kaidou can properly think he runs after Kuboyasu and grabs his arm. "No! It's not like that! I could never be scared of you! Not me, Jet black wings! I already told you, all I care about is your present and future!" This time Kaidou isn't the only one blushing.

"If that's the case, why were you acting so weird?" Kaidou looks at the other, unsure what to say. "I uh...iwasafraidyouweregonnathinkiwasaweirdoforadmiringyou!" *I was afraid you were gonna think i was a weirdo for admiring you. Is what he actually said if you didn't catch that.* Kuboyasu seems to be caught off guard. "You were admiring me?" Kaidou looks away in embarrassment as he lets go of the other. "Yeah...you're just so cool, I uhm..I cant help but stare s-sometimes..." Kaidou's face is redder then the color red. Kuboyasu's face is starting to pinken up as well. "Oh...you're pretty cool yourself, Shun." Kaidou can feel himself mentally explode. 'If he keeps calling me that I might just die...' Kaidou is looking down on the ground, like a shy middle school girl who just confessed to her crush. 'He kind of looks like a girl from his angle...it's kind of cute actually, wait is this normal to think about your friend like this?" *No*

Kuboyasu stares at Kaidou for a while longer as he feels himself getting lost in the other. Kaidou can feel himself getting stared at, it was the other way around last time but now he's the one getting stared at. Kaidou takes a quick glance up at Kuboyasu and their eyes meet. Kuboyasu's eyes wider just ever so slightly at the way Kaidou looks at him. 'What was that? My heart felt so weird...' Kaidou is quick to look away, he's fiddling with the bottom of his shirt. "Iknowimcoolandallbutcanyoustopstaring?"*I know I'm cool and all but can you stop staring? Is what he said if you missed it again* "Sorry I just seem to be...hypnotized by you or something? I have no idea." Kaidou quickly perks up at the opportunity. "It must be the work of the Dark reunion! Haha...ha! I have to go water my dog!" And with that Kaidou is running off with his tail in-between his legs. "But you don't have a dog..." Kuboyasu is stood there, left with his thoughts.

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Better player (Nendou x Hairo oneshot)

(Btw when * is used its when Saiki is thinking something!!*

*It's my least favorite lesson of the day, PE. Today Hairo seems just as annoying eager as ever and Nedou is oblivious to it. Today is a mix of general fitness and a warm up of dogeball.* "Nedou!" Hairo yells as he runs up to the taller man, Nedou turns around to look at him. "Oh hey there Hairo."

Hairo takes a deep breath before speaking. "Today I hope for a well deserved rematch! I assume you'll be just as good of a sportsman as ever, Nedou. I wish you the best luck but this time I'm ready for you! I won't let you win this time! I can take you!" *Oh can you now?* Hairo has clutched one of his hands into a fist over his chest as his eyes sparkle with a strong sense of determination. At some point in Hairo's speech Nedou had started picking his nose. "Sportsman? I guess that's true...I do sports and I'm a man..." Hairo's bright smile doesn't waver at Nedou's airheadness.

The game goes fast, with the only really good players going further into the game. Eventually it's back to just being Hairo and Nedou vs each other. Hairo's back is covered in sweat as it drips down from his forehead as well. *I'm glad I got myself eliminated early on so I didn't have to be part of this mess.* Nedou on the other hand hasn't broken a single sweat, seemingly invincible to getting tired. Hairo is far from giving up, he clutches the ball in his hand as he looks up at the other. "Nedou I will win! I will defeat you to show you that I'm better!" 'I just gotta throw this so hard he won't be able to catch it!' He raises his arm to throw the ball as he screams this at the taller man. As the ball leaves Hairo's grip Nedou laughs. "I'd like to see you try!"

Nedou flawlessly catches the ball mid air. "Yeah Nedou! Way to go!" His teammates all yell out in victory as they crowd around him. Hairo feels the disappointment well up inside him, how could he lose again? 'I thought I could win...how can one man be this strong? I have to catch up...but how?' As he's deep in thought he's snapped out of it by the sound of a all too familiar voice. "Good game, Hairo!" He looks over to see Nedou smiling at him, he puts a hand on his shoulder. Hairo should feel angry but for some reason he doesn't. "Next time! Next time I'll beat you for sure! Just you wait! I'll show you how strong I really am!" Nedou smiles at him, a big genuine smile, one that makes Hairo's heart not feel as heavy. *Good grief, They should really just get it over with and get together already.*

During the rest of the lessons things go more calmly, Hairo is still obviously chasing to catch up to Nedou, to really be stronger than him. After the lesson is over Hairo is covered in sweat from head to toe, it's literally dripping off of him. He looks over at Nedou, he's got one singular sweat running down his face. 'THATS ALL? How? Nedou must be some sort of beast! I'll beat him! I have to, I will be strong enough!' Hairo walks out with his head held high because he seems incapable of letting go. Nedou has been blissfully unaware of the dispare he's being causing to the other man because he really isn't trying to compete and is simply playing for fun.

(Some other time some other day)

Hairo was on his way home when he heard an old lady call out for help, he quickly drops everything to run over to her, she tells him her worries. "My poor baby Aka escaped through the front door when I was sleeping! She's got to be around here somewhere, she's a grey tabby!!" Hairo puts a hand on her shoulder in comfort. "Don't you worry, ma'am, I'll find your cat for you! No problem!" He stands up high and starts to search, he looks in the bushes, up on high trees, basically anywhere he can. He walks along the side of the road, the sun and started to set by now and it's getting late. 'I can't give up now! That lady has put her trust in me to find her baby and I won't fail her!'

He looks around and spots a small grey lump on the road, he runs over to find a little grey tabby cat. 'This must be Aka! Oh the lady will be so happy to see her again! Now just to find her!" Hairo picks up the small cat, he's crouched down in the middle of the road as he does so and before he can even properly stand up there's a fast car coming his way. He won't be able to to get out of the way, he isn't quick enough and the car is just too fast. He braces for impact as he hugs the cat close to his chest, shielding it with his own body. But there doesn't come an impact, he opens his eyes to see Nedou. Nedou has stepped in front of the car, similar to Hairo using his own body as a shield.

"Nedou!" He yells and Nedou smiles at him. *Nedou is actually fine, I used to psychic powers to stop any real damage from happening to the three of them.* "Are you okay, Hairo?" Hairo is at a loss for words. 'Nedou used his own body to stop the car from hitting me...he's so nice and strong, he's truly a good man!" Nedou ruffles Hairo's hair and tilts his head at him. "Hairo?" He finally snaps out of his trans. "Nedou! You are truly a good sportsman! I hope you'll continue to play against me!" The taller man stands up and helps the other up too. "Why not play together? I don't know what being a sportsman has to do with this though." Hairo has that same bright look in his eyes, determination hitting him once again. "Nedou, next time I promise I'll save you! I'll repay the favor I owe you! I'll become your equal! No! I'll become better than you!" 'Nedou is a worthy opponent but no matter what I'll beat him one day!' Nedou simply gives him a big smile and says, "Sure! Let's go out for Ramen sometime!"

*What kind of slowburn is this?*

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Yet again back at it with emo artstyle

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whatever. go my scarab

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Tac nayn and nyan cat as humans bc I love them and they are such boyfriends

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who can relate

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I don't have any context for this I'm rlly love them >:3

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Does anyone have any slime rancher requests?? I'm bored and wanna draw some new slimes or largos

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Tangle, Rad and hunter largo <33

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