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any pronouns • comms open, 0/3 slots • 18 yo • queer vegetarian Thing

[uncarbonatedmilk]

the intro post of doom (updated)

commissions are : open!

slots: 0/3

hihi my name's milk (not actually) and im eighteen! i'm a primarily digital artist from the uk, and i like to focus on drawing my original characters and fanart for media i like. my pronouns are pretty much whatever and the same can be said for my gender.

this isn't my main blog! sadly! i wish it was! i can't interact as this account! my primary blog is @murderwithatransatlanticaccent ! wow!

my art archive is @uncarbonatedartchive !! check it out wow!!!

COMMISSIONS TERMS OF SERVICE

i will draw:

- fanart

- ocs

- portraits

- blood

- complex designs (though i may have to up the price depending on how complicated)

- multiple characters

please keep in mind i am not a background artist. you can ask for a background but i can’t make promises regarding the quality I AM SORRY

i will not draw the following:

- furries

- mecha

- nsfw/ fetish art (this is purely because i am a minor and will probably no longer be the case when i’m 18 lol)

-hateful imagery/caricatures

prices:

bust sketch: £10

full body sketch: £15

bust lineart (no colour): £20

full body lineart (no colour): £25

bust lineart (colour): £35

full body lineart: £40

(£1 is roughly equal to $1.30)

slots: 0/3

making significant changes (that were not originally specified) any more than three times will incur a £5 fee each time.

i can be contacted via instagram, tumblr, or discord!!

payment is expected through paypal. half is expected upfront as insurance and work will not begin until this insurance has been received.

unless due to artblock or circumstances outside of my control, no piece should take longer than between 1-2 weeks. (this is a guess, i am a student and my schedule can be unpredictable)

i as the artist reserve the right to deny any commission as i see fit. by commissioning me you accept these terms of service and failure to comply will result in blacklisting. failure to pay will result in blacklisting. feeding my art into ai programs will result in blacklisting.

commissions will be postal on social media unless requested otherwise.

i can provide a google drive or onedrive folder containing the image(s) upon request! :-))

[dogpuppy]

What if you found out Mr beast fucked your mom

[uncarbonatedmilk]

why does beer give me a headache i love beer :-(

[martyryo]

Every soapshipping art is a narrator fantasy. Tyler sees said fantasies and bullies him through them as narrator cannot confront him over stuff going on in his head

[uncarbonatedmilk]

the amazing digital stomachache

[uncarbonatedmilk]

"youre fat" yeah i enjoy one of humanity's greatest comforts and don't restrict myself from certsin food groups just to fulfill an arbitrary beauty standard

[uncarbonatedmilk]

indian food may genuinely be one of the best things on earth

[uncarbonatedmilk]

as good as european food is. i would die for south and west asian food

[uncarbonatedmilk]

indian food may genuinely be one of the best things on earth

[saszor]

[ID in alt text]

"Tutorial" on how to draw an OC with dwarfism (well, some of it).

Boring tired disclaimer: Keep in mind that this is an introductory "drawing" "tutorial" and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People. Which happens to be true for everything in general.

You are heavily encouraged to do your own research because this does not contain everything you should know before making a character with any type of dwarfism.

Consider supporting me on ko-fi if you find this to be helpful.

If (when) you repost this on pinterest at least put a link to the original post somewhere..

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[tomshivbaby]

dude get off the floor

[jovuuu]

Yeah

[uncarbonatedmilk]

mustaches are like the dude equivalent to bangs

[uncarbonatedmilk]

holy crap the state of youtube rn is miserable. i watched a 54 minute video recently and i must have gotten at MINIMUM 30 adverts. all of them unskippable

[uncarbonatedmilk]

they go low i go lower

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[the-great-kraken]

newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country