"Oh, right around half past NEVER!" "We do not allow capital punishment for people like him, perhaps unfortunately." "Do not underestimate the physically weak. They invented human civilization to give themselves a weapon to suit their bloodlust."
"You're my brother, and I love you, but you have a problem." "No, Walmart has a problem, and the problem is me."
"Sometimes, language gets in the way of communication." "Trust me to break, and trust me that I can put myself back together" "Unfortunately, 'not all bad' is often not good enough, and sometimes worse than outright bad if he thinks he is doing good."
"The only reason that I believe in Hell is that I think that there must be a place for people like you."
"Don't ever say you're prepared to pay anything, unless you're prepared to pay everything. Not everything you have now, everything you will ever have. Decent folks, they'll only ask something equal to what you gave, or ask you to do something solid for them in return. That's if you're lucky. Others, they'll demand things of you you won't recover from giving. Your works, the ones that you didn't ever plan to see the light of day. Your future, and all that comes with it. Your loved ones, led to them by their trust in you. Some of them, they'll just ask you for a favor. And when they come to collect it, you'll wish you sold your soul."
"You cannot explain us into nonexistence."
"What is kindness but justice by another name?"
"I have never thought of the ten commandments as a checklist."
"Can you, though? Or is free will but an Illusion?" "If it's an illusion, I at least have more opportunities to pretend."
"You don't fight injustice with injustice. It's like loading fire hydrants with kerosene."
"Violence may be for cowards, but I can use it too."
"Honor is for suckers: let it warm the dead in their graves."
"The thing about a double-bluff is that someone, somewhere, will fail to realize that it is a bluff in the first place."