Carpe Praedam

Actually six cats in a trench coat

[lunnefisk]

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

[lunnefisk]

ok we good

[almightyload]

So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…

[arcade-gannon]

[darkjedioftheknight]

Proof of Life

Hey y’all,

I haven’t been on here in a minute, so I figured I’d let y’all know I’m still alive and kicking despite my absence. 

Still queer, still chronically ill, but my mental health is much much better than it was. Hope that doesn’t change when I start grad school.

If we’re mutuals, feel free to hmu for non-Tumblr contact info

[atlthrshrs]

[hockeylesbo]

hockey player about to do an in-game interview: coach said its my turn to use the braincell

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[adz]

no caption can possibly make this funnier

[soulsingerinasessionband]

happy birthday ole worm

[adz]

happy birthday ole worm

[imanes]

Goats Like It When You Smile at Them, Extremely Heartwarming Study Says

“Goats can distinguish between happy and angry images of the same person.”

[theocseason4]

@1dietcokeinacan VERY good news

[1dietcokeinacan]

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

virgin will always be a hard hitting insult if you call any online dumbass a virgin they usually reply with like “actually i’m not a virgin lol, i have sex with my girlfriend” and you can just say “ok virgin” and they’ll keep getting angrier it’s amazing

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

this works especially well on 4chan in my experience

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

Spock is the fakest hoe in Star Trek. That guy has cried in every single movie. Get out of here with that vulcans don’t have emotions bullshit. You aint fooling nobody, you sensitive fuck

[renthebarbarian]

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs zero dollars and zero cents to send me $30

[i-am-a-fish]

I have been made aware that this post has certain inaccurate claims in it. I am investigating the problems now and will make edits in the future, thank you all for pointing out the issue, my apologies.

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs $30 to send me $30

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[lmaonade]

[jasper-rolls]

there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing

[charlesoberonn]

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

[maenadmars]

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[lmaonade]

my moms making fun of me bc i saw a spider in the kitchen and like jumped back and said “oh fuck a bastard” dude caught me off guard