escapades

leon goretzka, fc bayern & germany. @roightwotsallthis

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@adonisheir thank you, i hope you are too! but i’m gonna go out before the party, what about yourself?

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@maryberryofficial omg... who are you

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@adonisheir hey how are u

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@maryberryofficial it’s you!

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@maryberryofficial the duality of man......

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does this pic make me look tall, reply with y/n

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hey

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hey roomie, macau is gonna be lots of fun! looking forward to getting to know you

i’m looking forward to getting to know you too, we’re gonna have a blast!

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im.samsam on ig

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@lottecorporation would a ghost leave me hanging like this?

@sweatgloss i think they’re a bit rude if they’ve done this...

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why did i just wake up to feel like i just had a sip of iced coffee but there was no coffee when i got up...

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like this if i can drop some bad puns to u via hangouts

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@cristalmaliks are u okay i'm a little concerned

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@lamebhorgini isn't it great

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hello hello, my name's leon. i'm a first rate clown and second rate professional athlete that enjoys long walks in parks and using long hashtags #yesimkissingashrimpinmyicon

kudos to all the baristas because i tried making my own latte once and burnt my hand so i swapped the espresso machine for a keurig :/

if you wanna hear more embarrassing stories, come say hi on hangouts @ roightwotsallthis

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i just realized i never introed